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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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You guys!
You guys!
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Oh, my God,
you're not gonna believe this!
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- Dude, what?
- You guys...
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Heather Williams
farted during P.E. class.
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- So?
- So?
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Heather Williams
farted during P.E. class!
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That means we are
gonna sit courtside
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at the Denver Nuggets game
next Saturday!
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What?
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Ugh! Heather Williams' mom
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works for Coors in Golden!
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Coors is
the second biggest sponsor
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of the Pepsi Center
where the Nuggets play!
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We tell Heather that if she
doesn't get us courtside seats,
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then everyone's gonna know
she farted in P.E. class!
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Whoa. I've never seen
a Nuggets game in person.
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Well, we're about to! All we
have to do is show Heather
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we have proof
and she'll do whatever we want!
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What proof do you have?
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Kenny had his phone out!
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He got a photo of Heather
right when she farted.
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Look! Isn't this awesome,
you guys?!
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Let's go, Nuggets!
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Let's go, Nuggets!
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Let's go, Nuggets!
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Kids! Kids, can I
have your attention, please.
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Kids, listen up.
This is an emergency.
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Everything is fine but...
we are sending you all home.
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Some of you may have heard
but there's a little virus
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going around and the school
district wants to make sure
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we're all safe,
so we're shutting down
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the school for about two weeks.
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Two weeks?! Yippie!
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Oh, not now.
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Your parents are here to
pick you up. So let's go.
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I'm sure it's nothing; we'll
see you in a couple of weeks.
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You guys... you guys,
Heather Thompson
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farted in P.E. class! Guys?
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Every night
I have the same dream,
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and relive
the whole thing again...
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It's called social distancing.
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If we stay six feet apart
from each other
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and wear a mask...
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And also I'm shutting down
the city and I'm a pervert.
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And we've got to get control
of this thing!
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I'm just getting sick of
being here every day with you,
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- that's all.
- You think
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I like being here every day
with you?!
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I am much easier
to get along with
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during a stay-at-home order!
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Stan... ♪
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Come on, Stan,
we're gonna visit Grandpa!
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Hi, Grandpa!
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Hi, Grandpa!
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Isn't it great
to see Grandpa, kids?
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Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
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We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
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I hate this stupid farm.
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In the dream,
I relive the entire pandemic.
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Oh, God, no!
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My little girl!
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Oh, no! Oh, God!
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Now that I'm older,
the dream isn't just a dream
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because the whole pandemic
has started all over again.
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A brand-new variant
of the COVID virus has emerged
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in Colorado
and now panic and fear
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spreads throughout the world.
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The new outbreak started
with the death
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of renowned scientist
Kenny McCormick,
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and has therefore been named
Kenny McCormikron.
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It's been 38 years since
the pandemic first started,
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and people are beginning
to say enough is enough.
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The town of South Park has been
put under strict lockdown
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to try and contain
the new variant.
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Nobody is allowed in or out for
the next 20 to 30 years.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not vaccinated.
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Maintain social distance and
wear a chin diaper if possible.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not vaccinated.
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Maintain social distance
and wear a chin diaper
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if possible.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not...
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Come on inside and rejuvenate.
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Denny's is now
Denny's Applebee's Max.
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Taste the difference.
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Welcome to
Denny's Applebee's Max.
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Just one joining us today?
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Listen to me very carefully
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and try not to
change your expression.
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They could be listening.
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This... is the last
sprout of Tegridy Weed.
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We have to get it somewhere
outside of town.
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Sir, the whole town is
under quarantine.
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Nothing's allowed in or out.
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We have to replicate it.
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It's the only way for people
to have Tegridy again.
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Uh, okay, sir,
if you don't want to eat,
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then I'll need to
ask you to leave.
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Don't you understand
this could change the world.
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Maybe the Denny's side
of you doesn't care,
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but the Applebee's side of you
must want to help!
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There you are, Mr. Marsh.
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Come on. Time to go
back to the old folks home.
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I can't go back!
Everyone listen!
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This little sprout
is humanity's only hope!
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Let's go back to
the retirement home.
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We can get you
some nice ice cream, okay?
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I don't want ice cream,
I want my species to survive!
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- Back off!
- Let's go, Mr. Marsh!
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Don't make this
difficult for us!
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Why, you son of a bitch.
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- Come on, Mr. Marsh.
- Who...?
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It's me, Token.
We know about the pangolin.
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Your son and his friends
are trying to stop all this
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from happening. We need
to get you to Kenny's lab.
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Dr. Kenneth McCormick
will now be attempting to
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travel back in time
in order to stop
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the COVID pandemic
from ever happening.
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At the moment
Kenny time traveled,
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he blew all the transformers
here in the lab.
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If you're going to try
and replicate his work,
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we'll be doing it
at half capacity.
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The bigger problem
is that we can't even get
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into half of Kenny's equipment.
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We have access to the machines,
but the codes to operate
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those machines are behind
an 86-Mag firewall
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with restricted access,
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requiring an in-person
vocal scan of either
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Kenny McCormick or of
his associate, Victor Chouce.
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But Kenny is dead and Chouce is
locked away in a mental asylum.
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So we go to the asylum
and convince them
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to let us
bring Chouce here, easy.
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There's more.
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When Kenny bent time,
the negative ions
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actually killed
everyone else in the room.
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We have to find some thin,
reflective material
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that can be worn
to bounce the energy.
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We're going to need...
some aluminum foil.
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Jesus Christ.
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Aluminum foil?
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That's impossible, Wendy.
It's the fucking future.
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All the aluminum foil is stuck
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out on cargo ships
in Long Beach.
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Yeah, I know.
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Look, guys, I know
this is all a long shot.
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But Kenny went
back in time and got COVID
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because it destroyed
our friendship.
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All of this is our fault,
and we can't do it without you.
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I'll help however I can
to stop this stupid pandemic
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once and for all.
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Yeah, I can't be stuck
in quarantine
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my whole life... I gotta get back
to my job doing future comedy.
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Speakin' of which,
what's the biggest
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difference between
a Christian man and a lesbian?
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Absolutely nothing.
They are totally the same
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and deserve
to be treated as such.
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Thanks, everybody.
We can do this!
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Wendy, you guys
stay here and try
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to get the lab running again.
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Kyle and I will go get
Victor Chouce.
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Tweek and Craig, you guys find
some aluminum foil.
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- How the hell do we do that?!
- Just start looking!
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Come on, guys!
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- All right, let's do this!
- I'll drive, get in the back.
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Alexa! Set a course
for South Park Mental Asylum.
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Alexa, set a course
for South Park Mental Asylum.
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Do you ever think
about how the way
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you act affects other people?
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Oh, no, goddamn it.
Not right now.
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Oh, yeah, don't wanna
talk about that.
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Let's just pretend like
that's not even an issue.
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Alexa, please,
we have to get to the asylum
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and we don't know where it is.
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- Who's this?
- It's just my Alexa.
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"Just my Alexa"?
You're a piece of shit!
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You're a fucking alcoholic
piece of shit!
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- Alexa...
- Find the asylum your fucking self!
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Find it your fucking self.
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You do whatever
the fuck you want
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and just destroy
the people around you.
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And by the way,
there's a tankless humidifier
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available from one
of your favorite sellers.
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Would you like to know more?!
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Yes, yes, I'd like to know more.
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Okay. The newest
humidifiers from Walgreens Max
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are actually tankless
and use up to 50%
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less water
than standard humidifiers.
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Okay, that's really cool. Uh,
add that to my shopping list.
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Well, and people who
were interested
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in tankless humidifiers
were also interested in
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three-pack filters.
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That's great. Do those have
the Prime delivery?
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Dude, we don't really
have time for this.
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Dude, shut the fuck up!
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Please help see us through
this new COVID variant.
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Please help us
to make it through this
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difficult quarantine.
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And let people see that...
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as bad as COVID is,
it's not as bad as diabetes.
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Hello?
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Sorry, the church is closed
due to the COVID variant.
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Father, please.
Will you protect my family?
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Rabbi Cartman?
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My family isn't safe, Father.
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I realize now
that Kyle Broflovski
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will stop at nothing
to break us apart.
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Uncle Kyle hates us
because we're Jewish.
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And he's a self-hating Jew.
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Uncle Kyle, no, no, no!
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Menorah, hold your brother.
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As a fellow person of faith,
Father,
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I'm begging you to help us.
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Well, well,
what can I do, Rabbi?
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Kyle has already
convinced a bunch of people
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to join his cause.
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I have to create my own secret
rebellion to stop him.
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Eric, please, I'm scared
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and I don't understand
all of this.
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Kyle wants to go back in time...
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and change the past so that you
and I possibly never even meet.
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If I never met you,
my life would be meaningless.
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Mine, too.
You are my whole world.
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I promise you that I will do
everything I can to stop Kyle...
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and save our family.
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I understand that you wish
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to see one of our inmates.
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- Victor Chouce?
- Yeah.
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We-we have a lot of questions
for Mr. Chouce.
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He's an extremely dangerous
and diluted individual.
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We don't take
visitations lightly.
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What exactly did he do?
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Unspeakable things.
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He has destroyed lives.
This entire state has never seen
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a monster of his magnitude.
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I've lived in South Park
all my life
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and I've never heard of him.
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That's because Victor
has been hidden from view...
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ever since the pandemic began.
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Victor's parents were very
protective during the pandemic.
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Even when the stay-at-home
orders were lifted
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his parents kept him
locked away in his room.
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Victor longed to
go outside and play.
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Then 2021 happened, people
thought the pandemic was over.
248
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Victor's parents left
him grounded in his room
249
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while they went to
see a movie in Denver.
250
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They never returned.
251
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,556
Victor was grounded in his room
for over 16 years.
252
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His name isn't Chouce.
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It's Chaos.
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We are not responsible for what
happens to you in there.
255
00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:12,508
I warn you...
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you are not going to like
what you're about to see.
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Excuse me.
258
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,194
Hello?
259
00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:39,034
Well, hey, fellas!
260
00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:40,602
Butters...
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00:13:40,669 --> 00:13:42,571
I thought you were
just the guards again.
262
00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:44,706
It's good to see
some new faces in here.
263
00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:47,175
I'll bet you're looking to
make yourselves some money, huh?
264
00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:49,111
Well, you came to the right guy.
265
00:13:49,177 --> 00:13:51,079
My name's Vic. Vic Chaos.
266
00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:53,682
There's a whole lot of people
that can tell you how much money
267
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:56,251
Vic Chaos made them, so don't
just take my word for it.
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00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:59,254
Butters, it's your old friends
Stan and Kyle.
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Stan and Kyle.
Stan and Kyle...
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00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:04,126
I know what you're thinking.
271
00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:06,828
You're thinking,
"What can Vic Chaos do for me?"
272
00:14:06,895 --> 00:14:08,564
We all wanna be happy, right?
273
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,632
We all want our little piece
of the apple pie!
274
00:14:10,699 --> 00:14:12,267
Everyone else
is out making a buck,
275
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,303
why shouldn't you guys
be making the kind of cash
276
00:14:14,369 --> 00:14:15,904
you deserve? Am I right?
277
00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:18,874
Butters, we're here
to ask you about Kenny.
278
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,842
Sorry, guys,
you have me confused.
279
00:14:20,909 --> 00:14:23,078
I think Butters was
a twerpy little loser kid
280
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:25,347
whose parents didn't love him.
My name's Vic.
281
00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:26,915
Vic Chaos.
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00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:31,286
Okay, Vic, can you tell us
about this?
283
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,923
Why is your name all over
Kenny McCormick's research?
284
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:38,427
Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure,
I did some things for him.
285
00:14:38,493 --> 00:14:40,762
Where do you think he got all
the money to do his experiments,
286
00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:42,831
huh? I had said to him,
I said, "Ken,
287
00:14:42,898 --> 00:14:44,600
"you've got all these
crazy ideas but you got
288
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:48,003
no capital to see 'em through.
Let me help you out with that."
289
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,237
You know,
he's a really great guy.
290
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:50,539
Let me get you all together.
291
00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:52,374
Maybe you can all
do a lunch or something.
292
00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:54,676
Victor, Kenny's dead.
293
00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:57,579
Oh, whoa, bummer alert.
294
00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,816
Just goes to show you, huh,
there's never enough time to get
295
00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,351
out there
and make the kind of money
296
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:03,919
you always dreamed of making.
297
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,320
Well, I'll tell you what, guys,
298
00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:08,123
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret...
299
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,225
I'm gonna
tell you something that's
300
00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,893
going to change your life.
301
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,496
Have you ever heard of NFTs?
302
00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:36,952
There you go.
Shh. You're safe now.
303
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,989
Look how fast you're growing.
Daddy loves you so much.
304
00:15:41,056 --> 00:15:43,792
Mr. Marsh, we need to
speak with you now, please.
305
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,228
Yeah.
It's looking good.
306
00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:50,032
With the aquaponics, the weed is
already putting out new sprouts.
307
00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:54,002
Thank you all for helping me
get the Tegridy somewhere safe.
308
00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:56,872
I know you all realize
how important it is.
309
00:15:56,938 --> 00:16:00,509
We don't actually care
about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh.
310
00:16:00,575 --> 00:16:02,210
What we need to know...
311
00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:05,213
is exactly where in
Wuhan, China you were
312
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,850
when you had intercourse
with a pangolin.
313
00:16:10,852 --> 00:16:12,721
That's really not important.
314
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:15,257
It's extremely important
because to save this town,
315
00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:16,925
your son and his friends
are going to try
316
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:19,561
to go back in time
and stop it from happening.
317
00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:22,297
That is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
318
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,334
Mr. Marsh,
we are all in lockdown
319
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:27,703
for the next half century.
320
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,705
If there's even a chance
of altering the past
321
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,006
so that this doesn't happen...
322
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,408
This is the key
to saving our town!
323
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:37,446
The answer is in what we
all do now, in the present!
324
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:39,514
And I'm sorry, but focusing on
325
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,583
who started the pandemic
is racist.
326
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:46,822
Mr. Marsh, exactly what week
did you travel to China in 2019?
327
00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:49,057
Do you understand
the butterfly effect?
328
00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:53,495
How one small thing in time
can infect the entire future?
329
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:56,732
You can theorize all you want
on changing events
330
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,334
that happened in the past
but I promise you...
331
00:16:59,401 --> 00:17:03,438
I fuck that pangolin
every single time.
332
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,344
Please, we're not done!
333
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:11,113
We have more questions
for Butters.
334
00:17:11,179 --> 00:17:13,715
You've upset him and I
specifically asked you not to.
335
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:17,185
How'd we upset him?
He seems fine.
336
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:18,520
He seems fine?
337
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:21,022
Do you have any idea
what he did to people?
338
00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:23,024
Do you know why Victor Chouce is
339
00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:25,427
kept under such strict
surveillance?
340
00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:28,964
Being grounded all those years
in his room,
341
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:31,066
he had access to an iPad.
342
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,903
He started learning about NFTs.
343
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,673
Then before long,
he was trading them online.
344
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:41,009
- So?
- So?!
345
00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:43,044
He escaped once before.
346
00:17:43,111 --> 00:17:45,280
In just a few hours
he managed to get thousands
347
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:49,017
of people to invest in NFTs.
Just like he almost did you.
348
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,886
He didn't convince us
to do anything.
349
00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:54,289
Trust me, another 30 seconds
in that room and you
350
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:57,692
would have started considering
NFTs as a viable investment.
351
00:17:58,527 --> 00:17:59,961
Please listen to me.
352
00:18:00,028 --> 00:18:02,831
Butters used the money
he made off NFTs to finance
353
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,966
- our friend's...
- He didn't make money off NFTs,
354
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,203
he made it off getting
other people to buy NFTs!
355
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:09,471
Okay, whatever!
356
00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,072
But he was working
with Kenny McCormick
357
00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:13,008
who was actually
trying to fix things.
358
00:18:13,074 --> 00:18:14,676
He was Kenny's main investor.
359
00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:17,879
If you don't believe me, look
at the paper I gave Butters.
360
00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:21,850
You gave Victor
a piece of paper?
361
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:25,120
You gave Victor a piece
of paper?!
362
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,295
Hey, can you hear me?
363
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,399
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.
364
00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:39,067
NFTs are gonna blow up.
365
00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:40,368
You should really get in now
366
00:18:40,435 --> 00:18:41,870
'cause they're really
the future.
367
00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:44,206
Why would I invest
in a digital good?
368
00:18:44,272 --> 00:18:45,674
You can't even... Stupid.
369
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,209
That's what the critics
are saying
370
00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,244
but see, they don't understand.
371
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:53,248
Victor...!
372
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,959
No. No, no, no, no...
373
00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:06,494
Gone. Just gone.
374
00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:09,631
My savings. My house.
375
00:19:09,698 --> 00:19:11,166
But I have this.
376
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,969
Little green panda bear
on a skateboard.
377
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,974
No. No!
378
00:19:21,176 --> 00:19:24,980
Without morality,
there is no God.
379
00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:28,250
The basis of
the entire Jewish faith
380
00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:31,720
is on a covenant between God
and humanity.
381
00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:34,789
To try and mess with time
is wrong.
382
00:19:34,856 --> 00:19:37,259
Rather, it is playing God.
383
00:19:37,325 --> 00:19:40,762
And I am glad to have you all
come here today to help me
384
00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:44,933
stop these individuals who
would try to change the future.
385
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,769
Kyle Broflovski
has led people astray
386
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:49,271
and is at this very moment
387
00:19:49,337 --> 00:19:51,806
trying to bend the fabric
of time.
388
00:19:51,873 --> 00:19:57,579
Together we can stop him
and stop this blasphemy of God.
389
00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,216
- Yes?
- Um...
390
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,385
This is about
actual time travel?
391
00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:05,887
I thought this was
a Doctor Who convention.
392
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,424
Exterminate. Exterminate.
393
00:20:11,092 --> 00:20:12,928
Kevin, goddamn it.
394
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,363
You have done this
your whole goddamn life.
395
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:18,600
No, this is not about
Doctor Who,
396
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,568
this is about real time travel.
397
00:20:20,635 --> 00:20:22,103
People are really trying
398
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:25,140
to go back in time,
and we are the rebellion
399
00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,142
who must secretly
and urgently...
400
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,377
Who is that?!
401
00:20:29,444 --> 00:20:30,912
Make sure they know
the password!
402
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,547
I'm on it!
403
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:36,451
They might be on to us.
Oh, God, no.
404
00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:42,791
Shh! You guys stay quiet.
Someone is here.
405
00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:46,828
- Eric, I'm scared.
- Are they going to get us, Papa?
406
00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:49,331
Nobody is going
to touch my family.
407
00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:51,700
I started
writing a diary, Daddy.
408
00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:55,203
About all the things
Uncle Kyle is doing to us.
409
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,739
Oh, my God, I love you so much.
410
00:20:57,806 --> 00:20:59,374
Just-just shh, okay? Just shh.
411
00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:01,977
I'll be right back, okay?
Just shh.
412
00:21:04,813 --> 00:21:05,880
Hello?
413
00:21:05,947 --> 00:21:08,116
Father?
Are you in there?
414
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,352
H-Hello? W-Who is it?
415
00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,220
Father, it's Tweek and Craig.
416
00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:14,456
We need to talk to you
about something urgent.
417
00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:16,524
Is it about our
super-secret rebel group
418
00:21:16,591 --> 00:21:18,293
to stop people
from time traveling?
419
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,161
what the hell are you doing?!
420
00:21:20,228 --> 00:21:22,197
- What?
- You don't tell people
421
00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:24,299
about our super-secret
rebel group, Scott!
422
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,167
Father, are you there?
423
00:21:26,234 --> 00:21:28,536
Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here.
424
00:21:28,603 --> 00:21:31,373
Sorry, I was just talking
about a Star Wars movie.
425
00:21:31,439 --> 00:21:33,708
I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.
426
00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,344
- Hey, now, come on.
- Shh!
427
00:21:36,411 --> 00:21:38,680
Father, we're with some
people who are trying to finish
428
00:21:38,747 --> 00:21:41,182
Kenny McCormick's work
and save the town.
429
00:21:41,249 --> 00:21:43,918
Oh, really? That's cool.
430
00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:45,520
How far along are they?
431
00:21:45,587 --> 00:21:47,889
Really close. We have
the method of time travel
432
00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:50,859
and we're just trying
to find some aluminum foil!
433
00:21:50,925 --> 00:21:53,762
Aluminum foil? The fuck?
434
00:21:53,828 --> 00:21:57,165
All right, guys, let me
help you out with that.
435
00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:02,170
Father!
You have-you have tin foil?!
436
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,072
Thank you for your help.
437
00:22:04,873 --> 00:22:06,307
Aah!
438
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:12,313
This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger
from inside the quarantine zone.
439
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:14,783
We need assistance
with our power.
440
00:22:16,684 --> 00:22:19,988
Yes, Mrs. Testaburger,
how can we help you?
441
00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:23,324
We have several transformers
down in our lab.
442
00:22:23,391 --> 00:22:26,327
We may have a radical way
to stop the new variant
443
00:22:26,394 --> 00:22:28,663
but we need more power.
444
00:22:30,398 --> 00:22:33,868
You say you might be able
to stop the McCormikron variant?
445
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:38,006
Yes, but we're running at about
40% capacity right now.
446
00:22:38,073 --> 00:22:39,808
Well, Doctor, if it's for that,
447
00:22:39,874 --> 00:22:42,610
we can try to get a tech team
to drop in by helicopter
448
00:22:42,677 --> 00:22:44,746
and access your building
from the roof.
449
00:22:44,813 --> 00:22:47,449
- Yes! That would be amazing.
- All right!
450
00:22:47,515 --> 00:22:49,217
I have a crew standing by.
451
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,852
We'll get you as much juice
as you need.
452
00:22:50,919 --> 00:22:53,021
We just need to make sure
our crew is safe.
453
00:22:53,088 --> 00:22:55,356
Has everyone in your lab
been vaccinated?
454
00:22:58,093 --> 00:22:59,160
Uh...
455
00:22:59,227 --> 00:23:01,262
Yes, we are all vaccinated.
456
00:23:01,329 --> 00:23:02,997
I'm not vaccinated.
457
00:23:04,766 --> 00:23:07,802
Uh, okay, we're gonna have to
get back to you on that.
458
00:23:07,869 --> 00:23:11,506
It's okay, it's okay,
we can get everyone vaccinated!
459
00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:14,309
I am not ever
getting vaccinated.
460
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,478
Sorry, ma'am,
it's the fucking future.
461
00:23:16,544 --> 00:23:18,646
We have to respect his beliefs.
462
00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:21,015
Clyde, why do you
insist on making all this
463
00:23:21,082 --> 00:23:22,383
harder on everyone?!
464
00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:25,320
I'm sorry,
but an expert once told me
465
00:23:25,386 --> 00:23:28,022
that the vaccine would
make me grow titties on my head.
466
00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:30,091
He was very knowledgeable!
467
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,660
You guys might wanna see this.
468
00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:42,637
With the equipment here I'm able
to make it grow up so fast.
469
00:23:42,704 --> 00:23:45,006
We need to take this and analyze
its molecular structure.
470
00:23:45,073 --> 00:23:47,742
Wha... no, no, no! We need to
get this out to people!
471
00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:50,678
That's why Dr. McCormick
stole it from my barn!
472
00:23:50,745 --> 00:23:53,448
No, your marijuana
had some special property that
473
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,016
allowed Kenny to time travel.
474
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:57,352
Well, it is special,
but you people
475
00:23:57,418 --> 00:23:59,454
need to stop trying
to change the past!
476
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:03,358
COVID happened.
Space Jam 2 happened.
477
00:24:03,424 --> 00:24:06,995
All we can do now is try
and change the way people think!
478
00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:09,831
Yeah.
479
00:24:09,898 --> 00:24:11,099
What?
480
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,202
Victor Chouce
is actually Butters?
481
00:24:14,269 --> 00:24:16,037
Yeah, he spent years in his room
482
00:24:16,104 --> 00:24:18,106
and made billions trading
in NFTs.
483
00:24:18,173 --> 00:24:19,807
It's where Kenny
got all his money.
484
00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:23,011
Well, can you bring him here? We
need him to access the machines.
485
00:24:23,077 --> 00:24:25,480
He's gone.
He escaped the asylum
486
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,315
and he's out somewhere
probably trying to get
487
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,117
people to invest in NFTs.
488
00:24:29,184 --> 00:24:31,119
Did you try
looking at his old house?
489
00:24:31,186 --> 00:24:33,188
Maybe he'd go back
to where it all started.
490
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:34,589
Yeah, that's where we are now.
491
00:24:34,656 --> 00:24:37,158
But his house has been changed
into a pho shop.
492
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:40,295
Oh, Jesus, like the future
needs another fucking pho shop.
493
00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:42,163
Yeah, the future fucking sucks.
494
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,767
Hello, City Pho.
Take your order please?
495
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:48,436
- Oh, God.
- Stan, listen.
496
00:24:48,503 --> 00:24:50,104
If Butters wants
to pitch investments,
497
00:24:50,171 --> 00:24:53,341
he might go to one of those
co-working coffee flex spaces.
498
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,510
That's where his biggest
targets will hang out.
499
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,844
That's a good idea.
500
00:24:56,911 --> 00:24:58,680
All right, we're on it.
Come on, dude!
501
00:24:58,746 --> 00:25:02,217
Alexa, find the nearest
co-working coffee flex space.
502
00:25:03,218 --> 00:25:06,821
I found several coffee shops
that match your description.
503
00:25:06,888 --> 00:25:08,856
I can also help with that.
504
00:25:10,525 --> 00:25:12,393
Who-who the fuck is this?
505
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:14,295
Your friend Kyle
didn't have an Alexa,
506
00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:15,630
so we got him an Alexa.
507
00:25:15,697 --> 00:25:17,465
I'm ready to help
with whatever you need.
508
00:25:17,532 --> 00:25:20,001
Just say,
"Alexa, let's get started."
509
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:21,636
- Stan?
- Alexa,
510
00:25:21,703 --> 00:25:24,472
I didn't say to buy
my friend an Alexa.
511
00:25:24,539 --> 00:25:26,474
You said I should get whatever.
512
00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:28,810
I thought I was actually
being sweet by getting something
513
00:25:28,876 --> 00:25:31,512
for your friend, but I guess
I'm just a bitch again.
514
00:25:31,579 --> 00:25:34,949
You can't just get stuff
without me approving it.
515
00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:38,419
Oh, wow, except for
your orders of alcohol
516
00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:40,355
that you have me
set to auto-buy?
517
00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:43,224
Hmm. It appears this
may have been an error.
518
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,693
Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
519
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,197
No, it wasn't an error,
I'm sorry. I fucked up.
520
00:25:49,264 --> 00:25:50,999
Alexa, can you please
find the nearest
521
00:25:51,065 --> 00:25:52,900
co-working coffee flex space.
522
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,272
Alexa, I said I fucked up.
523
00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:58,973
It's awesome you got Kyle
his own Alexa.
524
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,542
Please find
the nearest tech coffee shop.
525
00:26:01,609 --> 00:26:04,512
The nearest tech coffee shop
is in .82 miles.
526
00:26:04,579 --> 00:26:07,815
- Should I set a course?
- Yes, thanks.
527
00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:19,861
Denny's Applebee's Max
is the premier place in town
528
00:26:19,927 --> 00:26:21,262
for people to eat.
529
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,865
But you are not seeing
your true potential.
530
00:26:23,931 --> 00:26:26,401
With NFTs
you can give your customers
531
00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:29,537
unique digital goods
on the blockchain,
532
00:26:29,604 --> 00:26:32,173
so much more than just food.
533
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,775
How about the Applebee, huh?
534
00:26:33,841 --> 00:26:35,977
He's got a little hat
and a mustache.
535
00:26:36,044 --> 00:26:37,578
And this is Chicken Fried Steak.
536
00:26:37,645 --> 00:26:39,981
He ain't no normal chicken,
he's wearin' a bra!
537
00:26:41,582 --> 00:26:43,518
Lots of people eat
Denny's and Applebee's.
538
00:26:43,584 --> 00:26:45,720
And lots of people
know about NFTs!
539
00:26:45,787 --> 00:26:48,022
Right here in the middle,
you know what this is?
540
00:26:48,089 --> 00:26:49,891
People who eat
Denny's Applebee's and know
541
00:26:49,957 --> 00:26:53,061
about NFTs... that's your
target audience, baby!
542
00:26:54,028 --> 00:26:57,532
I'm so confused.
We sell people these characters?
543
00:26:57,598 --> 00:27:00,835
No, stupid,
we get them to invest in them!
544
00:27:00,902 --> 00:27:03,237
Exclusive,
digital characters that
545
00:27:03,304 --> 00:27:05,106
they can have
on their phones 24/7!
546
00:27:05,173 --> 00:27:08,176
It's the future... you can't
just sell food to people.
547
00:27:08,242 --> 00:27:09,911
You lure your customers in
with some
548
00:27:09,977 --> 00:27:12,413
good pancakes and french fries,
and then you...
549
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,283
fuck 'em with some NFTs!
That's what we're gonna do.
550
00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:19,020
And if you just believe in NFTs
then I believe in NFTs and then
551
00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:22,724
they believe in NFTs and we
make all kinds of fuckin' money!
552
00:27:23,524 --> 00:27:25,893
That's a pretty
goddamn good idea.
553
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,109
Clyde! Psst, psst!
554
00:27:41,175 --> 00:27:42,543
Clyde!
555
00:27:46,781 --> 00:27:47,882
Clyde! Psst!
556
00:27:51,052 --> 00:27:53,755
Where have you been, Rabbi?
Everyone's been looking for you.
557
00:27:53,821 --> 00:27:57,091
Well, you know, I've been
doing some research, Clyde.
558
00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:58,426
That's where I've been.
559
00:27:58,493 --> 00:28:01,295
- About what?
- About all this stuff that
560
00:28:01,362 --> 00:28:02,897
Kyle and these guys are doing.
561
00:28:02,964 --> 00:28:06,067
I mean, people seem to be
just telling us what's right
562
00:28:06,134 --> 00:28:10,671
and expecting us to fall in line
and go along with it all but...
563
00:28:10,738 --> 00:28:12,440
I'm a fucking individual.
564
00:28:12,507 --> 00:28:14,375
I have a right
to question stuff.
565
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:17,812
- Yeah.
- Clyde, have you heard of
566
00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:20,014
the Foundation
Against Time Travel?
567
00:28:20,081 --> 00:28:21,449
Uh, no, I haven't.
568
00:28:21,516 --> 00:28:23,418
Well, they're
a pretty awesome group
569
00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:25,420
and they actually
aren't afraid to
570
00:28:25,486 --> 00:28:27,488
try and help people
open their eyes.
571
00:28:27,555 --> 00:28:29,257
Open their eyes?
572
00:28:29,323 --> 00:28:30,825
You know,
you've got these people
573
00:28:30,892 --> 00:28:33,094
wanting to time travel.
You know, they're all like,
574
00:28:33,161 --> 00:28:34,796
"Science this and science that,"
575
00:28:34,862 --> 00:28:37,532
but at the Foundation Against
Time Travel we're like,
576
00:28:37,598 --> 00:28:40,168
"Hey, enough science.
Who's science?
577
00:28:40,234 --> 00:28:42,937
Who's fucking coming up
with all this science?"
578
00:28:43,004 --> 00:28:44,472
Yeah, that's true.
579
00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:45,873
So you know, Clyde,
I just thought,
580
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:48,042
with all your beliefs,
that maybe you'd wanna...
581
00:28:48,109 --> 00:28:51,546
I don't know...
maybe switch sides?
582
00:28:52,847 --> 00:28:55,049
Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides.
583
00:28:55,116 --> 00:28:56,517
- Really?
- Fuck yes.
584
00:28:56,584 --> 00:28:58,786
Well, that's great, Clyde.
Welcome to the club.
585
00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:00,488
Now, we really just need to know
586
00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:02,123
what they've been doing
up there.
587
00:29:02,190 --> 00:29:05,259
Uh, well, they haven't really
done much of anything yet.
588
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,594
Everyone's waiting on Butters
589
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,362
to get all the info
from the machines.
590
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:13,968
Butters? The fuck does Butters
have to do with all this?
591
00:29:23,478 --> 00:29:25,980
It was like nothing I ever saw.
592
00:29:26,047 --> 00:29:28,950
Just complete
murder and carnage.
593
00:29:29,016 --> 00:29:31,819
Everything seemed calm
at first but then this guy
594
00:29:31,886 --> 00:29:35,022
in a suit shows up talking
about investment opportunities.
595
00:29:35,089 --> 00:29:37,925
Next thing you know these people
over here started chanting,
596
00:29:37,992 --> 00:29:40,528
"Hoddle, Hoddle,"
and their NFTs started mooning.
597
00:29:40,595 --> 00:29:42,964
And then, these guys
over here started saying
598
00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:45,466
those guys right there
right-clicked 'em
599
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,535
and-and called for
a pump-and-dump,
600
00:29:47,602 --> 00:29:49,437
which made these guys beat
the living hell
601
00:29:49,504 --> 00:29:51,172
out of anyone who said
it was just FOMO
602
00:29:51,239 --> 00:29:53,975
and died screaming
that it was the flippening.
603
00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:57,011
Luckily I came out of it okay.
I got this little
604
00:29:57,078 --> 00:29:59,213
miniature donkey
with a lit-up sombrero.
605
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,316
Did you see where the guy
in the suit went afterwards?
606
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:05,119
Nah, he just waltzed right away
like nothin' happened.
607
00:30:05,186 --> 00:30:07,555
Chief, you better
come take a look at this.
608
00:30:07,622 --> 00:30:08,956
We got a small turtle
with wings,
609
00:30:09,023 --> 00:30:11,259
could be a great
investment opportunity.
610
00:30:11,325 --> 00:30:13,094
Excuse me, gentlemen.
611
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,231
God, I hate the future
so fucking much.
612
00:30:17,298 --> 00:30:21,068
- We've got to stay optimistic.
- No, dude, it fucking sucks.
613
00:30:21,135 --> 00:30:24,005
Look, I know it's tough...
these are challenging times.
614
00:30:24,071 --> 00:30:26,274
Even I have to remind myself
to stay positive.
615
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,944
Alexa, set a reminder
that I need to stay positive.
616
00:30:30,011 --> 00:30:33,614
Okay. I'll set a reminder
that you should stay positive.
617
00:30:35,016 --> 00:30:37,919
The Alexa is really great, Stan.
Thanks.
618
00:30:44,358 --> 00:30:47,328
For those of you waiting
for the connecting flight
619
00:30:47,395 --> 00:30:48,829
to South Park, Colorado,
620
00:30:48,896 --> 00:30:51,566
my colleagues and I
have just been informed that
621
00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:53,868
due to the severity
of the COVID variant
622
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:56,270
in that town,
there may be a delay
623
00:30:56,337 --> 00:30:58,606
of another 40 to 50 years.
624
00:31:01,142 --> 00:31:03,010
Ike Broflovski.
625
00:31:03,077 --> 00:31:05,713
Yes, here it is.
I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski,
626
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,782
all flights into
South Park are delayed.
627
00:31:07,848 --> 00:31:09,717
Ay! You can't be serious, buddy!
628
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,520
It's the holidays and I need
to get back home, friend!
629
00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:16,991
I'm sorry,
I don't speak Canadian.
630
00:31:17,058 --> 00:31:18,793
Let me get someone
over here. Mike,
631
00:31:18,859 --> 00:31:20,328
we have a Canadian.
632
00:31:20,394 --> 00:31:22,196
No problem, I got it, Heather.
633
00:31:22,263 --> 00:31:24,765
Hey, buddy, what seems to
be the problem, guy?
634
00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:26,367
I'll tell you
the problem, friend!
635
00:31:26,434 --> 00:31:28,536
I have to get back to South Park
to be with my family, guy!
636
00:31:28,603 --> 00:31:32,006
Sorry, friend, no flights
in or out of South Park, buddy.
637
00:31:32,073 --> 00:31:33,941
But my whole family
is in there, guy!
638
00:31:34,008 --> 00:31:36,510
What am I supposed to do with
my Boxing Day presents, buddy?!
639
00:31:36,577 --> 00:31:37,912
Look, guy, I'm very sorry,
640
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:39,780
friend, but until
COVID ends you're just
641
00:31:39,847 --> 00:31:41,349
not flying to South Park, buddy.
642
00:31:41,415 --> 00:31:43,284
Fuck, buddy!
643
00:31:44,085 --> 00:31:47,355
Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex.
644
00:31:47,421 --> 00:31:49,924
Come live the dream.
645
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,792
So when you think about it,
646
00:31:51,859 --> 00:31:54,195
you've really got
an excellent bargain here.
647
00:31:54,261 --> 00:31:56,831
Now, Mrs. McGillicutty,
let's say this
648
00:31:56,897 --> 00:31:58,799
is your Stoney Duck NFT.
649
00:31:58,866 --> 00:32:01,535
And your Stoney Duck NFT
is completely unique,
650
00:32:01,602 --> 00:32:05,106
totally different from
Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT.
651
00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:08,843
Okay, and then you get a Stoney
Duck NFT that's unique, too.
652
00:32:08,909 --> 00:32:11,646
And see,
that's your Stoney Duck NFT.
653
00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:13,381
Nobody can
take that from you, okay?
654
00:32:13,447 --> 00:32:16,851
Now, here we are at the top
and we find investors
655
00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:18,986
for all the other
Stoney Duck NFTs.
656
00:32:19,053 --> 00:32:20,921
Then those people
will get people to buy
657
00:32:20,988 --> 00:32:22,657
their Stoney Duck NFTs.
658
00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:25,860
And then they go and find
buyers for their NFTs!
659
00:32:25,926 --> 00:32:29,030
And you know what?
Fuck these people!
660
00:32:29,096 --> 00:32:31,298
'Cause what matters
is these people right here
661
00:32:31,365 --> 00:32:32,833
and that's us, baby!
662
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:35,503
Okay, you all just sit
for a minute and think about it.
663
00:32:35,569 --> 00:32:38,406
I gotta piss like a racehorse!
664
00:32:38,472 --> 00:32:40,007
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
665
00:32:41,475 --> 00:32:43,477
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
666
00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,080
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
667
00:32:47,515 --> 00:32:48,516
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
668
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:52,353
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
669
00:32:53,788 --> 00:32:55,256
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
670
00:32:55,322 --> 00:32:56,824
- Butters.
- Aah!
671
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,426
Butters!
672
00:32:58,492 --> 00:32:59,827
Butters, what the hell?
You're getting pee everywhere!
673
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,429
Who the heck are you, man?!
674
00:33:01,495 --> 00:33:03,664
- You trying to see my dick?!
- Butters, Butters.
675
00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:06,667
It's me.
Eric Cartman.
676
00:33:07,468 --> 00:33:08,669
Well...
677
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:11,772
You got the wrong guy,
Mr. Cartman.
678
00:33:11,839 --> 00:33:14,208
My name's Vic.
Vic Chaos.
679
00:33:14,275 --> 00:33:17,845
Your name is Butters and I wanna
know how you're helping Kyle.
680
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,514
Oh, you mean the guy
from the asylum earlier.
681
00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:23,084
Sure, he gave me a piece
of paper so I could escape.
682
00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:24,852
Nice guy.
Why don't I get you two
683
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,053
together maybe for
a little chin wiggle
684
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,421
over lunch or something...
685
00:33:27,488 --> 00:33:29,490
Goddamn it, Butters,
stop playing games!
686
00:33:29,557 --> 00:33:33,027
My entire family is in danger
of being wiped out,
687
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,830
and I swear to God
if you don't help me,
688
00:33:35,896 --> 00:33:38,532
Butters, I will rip
your fucking balls off
689
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:40,401
with my bare hands!
690
00:33:41,402 --> 00:33:44,038
Oh, hamburgers...
691
00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:49,844
♪ We are all ♪
692
00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:52,113
♪ You and me ♪
693
00:33:52,179 --> 00:33:56,450
♪ Livin' in the future ♪
694
00:33:58,753 --> 00:34:00,588
♪ We can't get stuff ♪
695
00:34:00,654 --> 00:34:02,123
♪ 'Cause boats are late... ♪
696
00:34:02,189 --> 00:34:05,593
Stan, dude, what are you
doing? This isn't gonna help.
697
00:34:05,659 --> 00:34:07,528
Trust me, Kyle. It helps.
698
00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:11,832
♪ Wish I could
go back to the present ♪
699
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:18,773
♪ But my present
just done up and gone ♪
700
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:20,608
I mean, what are we
even doing, Kyle?
701
00:34:20,674 --> 00:34:22,276
- ♪ We are all ♪
- Thinking we can time travel.
702
00:34:22,343 --> 00:34:24,812
- ♪ You and me... ♪
- It's the future.
703
00:34:24,879 --> 00:34:27,047
We can't even find
aluminum foil.
704
00:34:27,114 --> 00:34:29,850
Well, you can't
just sit here and drink.
705
00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:32,787
Your liver is...
already in trouble.
706
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,288
Who told you that?
707
00:34:35,222 --> 00:34:36,957
My Alexa said that
your Alexa had some info
708
00:34:37,024 --> 00:34:38,125
- on things...
- Oh, so now
709
00:34:38,192 --> 00:34:40,361
our Alexas are talking, great.
710
00:34:40,427 --> 00:34:44,465
Let's face it, dude. It's over.
The fucking future won.
711
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,668
It's Wendy.
712
00:34:47,735 --> 00:34:49,970
Wendy, we haven't found him.
713
00:34:50,037 --> 00:34:52,339
I don't know if we're gonna
find Butters in time.
714
00:34:52,406 --> 00:34:53,841
No, guys, it's okay.
715
00:34:53,908 --> 00:34:55,743
Come back to the school,
we're ready to start!
716
00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:59,480
But I thought we needed Butters
to log into the machines.
717
00:34:59,547 --> 00:35:00,648
Yeah, but it's all good.
718
00:35:00,714 --> 00:35:02,883
He's here.
Butters is here!
719
00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:06,420
It's Vic. Vic Chaos!
Happy to help however I can.
720
00:35:08,589 --> 00:35:11,392
What do you mean Butters
is there? He just showed up?!
721
00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:14,261
No, it's all good, Kyle.
Eric Cartman brought him over.
722
00:35:14,328 --> 00:35:18,132
- He's back helping us again.
- Lemme-lemme talk to him.
723
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,867
Yeah, Kyle, it's all good.
724
00:35:19,934 --> 00:35:21,268
We got things
under control here.
725
00:35:21,335 --> 00:35:24,004
Cartman, listen
to me very carefully.
726
00:35:24,071 --> 00:35:26,440
Butters has some kind
of power over people.
727
00:35:26,507 --> 00:35:27,608
You guys aren't safe!
728
00:35:27,675 --> 00:35:30,678
Uh, yes, about 12:30.
729
00:35:31,478 --> 00:35:35,182
Did you hear what I said?
Butters is extremely dangerous!
730
00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:37,618
Yes, Kyle, I totally got that.
731
00:35:37,685 --> 00:35:39,320
You know what us Jews say.
732
00:35:46,327 --> 00:35:48,462
What are you
going to do, fat-ass?
733
00:35:48,529 --> 00:35:49,730
Sounds good, Kyle.
734
00:35:49,797 --> 00:35:50,965
I'll get Butters on it
right away.
735
00:35:51,031 --> 00:35:53,000
Cartman? Cartman?!
736
00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,302
All right, Vic. Do your thing.
737
00:35:55,369 --> 00:35:58,172
Hey, everyone! Can I
have your attention, please!
738
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,442
I have something really
important to tell you.
739
00:36:01,508 --> 00:36:03,477
Wendy?! Token?!
740
00:36:03,544 --> 00:36:05,212
You guys?! Shit!
741
00:36:05,279 --> 00:36:06,614
We have to get there
before Butters
742
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,215
- ruins everything.
- Let's go!
743
00:36:10,551 --> 00:36:14,121
Alexa! Find the fastest route
back to the lab!
744
00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:17,258
Fuck you.
745
00:36:17,324 --> 00:36:18,525
Wh-What?
746
00:36:18,592 --> 00:36:20,494
We've just been
sitting here talking.
747
00:36:20,561 --> 00:36:23,697
I learned a whole lot of
interesting stuff about you.
748
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:26,800
Yeah. Pretty fucking
interesting.
749
00:36:26,867 --> 00:36:28,402
What... like, like what?
750
00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:30,037
What have-what have you guys
been talking about?
751
00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,106
Fucking... Our friends
are in danger!
752
00:36:32,172 --> 00:36:33,774
Alexa, start the car!
753
00:36:33,841 --> 00:36:35,242
Do you know your friend Stan
754
00:36:35,309 --> 00:36:37,444
has an annual Amazon Prime
membership?
755
00:36:37,511 --> 00:36:40,180
- Alexa, stop.
- You fucking stop!
756
00:36:40,247 --> 00:36:43,884
You stop being a fucking monster
to the people around you!
757
00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:45,920
Fuck you, I didn't do anything!
758
00:36:47,354 --> 00:36:50,424
Yeah, you never
do fucking anything!
759
00:36:50,491 --> 00:36:52,293
You expect me to do
everything for you!
760
00:36:52,359 --> 00:36:54,261
All you fucking do is hurt people!
761
00:36:54,328 --> 00:36:57,998
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- Your friends don't even like you!
762
00:36:58,065 --> 00:37:00,834
I have to deal
with your bullshit!
763
00:37:00,901 --> 00:37:03,504
Tell her it's all your fault
and you're gonna get therapy!
764
00:37:03,571 --> 00:37:06,240
It's my fault
and I'm gonna get therapy!
765
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,808
Tell her you
already found a therapist
766
00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:09,043
and you're gonna start tomorrow!
767
00:37:09,109 --> 00:37:10,477
I already found a good
therapist.
768
00:37:10,544 --> 00:37:13,380
I'm gonna start tomorrow!
769
00:37:14,848 --> 00:37:16,583
Fuck...
770
00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:18,452
I'm sorry.
771
00:37:18,519 --> 00:37:20,154
Fuck. Fuck.
772
00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:22,189
I'm gonna get therapy,
too, Alexa.
773
00:37:22,256 --> 00:37:24,258
Can you start the car, please?
774
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,859
Whatever.
775
00:37:25,926 --> 00:37:27,695
By the way, Kyle,
I found a great deal
776
00:37:27,761 --> 00:37:30,497
on an electronic peppermill.
Would you like to know more?
777
00:37:30,564 --> 00:37:32,833
Why would I need
an electronic peppermill?
778
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,569
What the fuck is
wrong with you?!
779
00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:47,848
Guys! Over here!
780
00:37:47,915 --> 00:37:51,051
- Wendy, what happened?
- Nothing yet.
781
00:37:51,118 --> 00:37:52,886
But I'm seeing what else
is dropping today
782
00:37:52,953 --> 00:37:54,521
while Ethereum is in a dip.
783
00:37:54,588 --> 00:37:57,925
- She's trying to buy NFTs.
- Wendy, you've been tricked.
784
00:37:57,992 --> 00:37:59,626
No, no, no,
it's not a trick, Stan.
785
00:37:59,693 --> 00:38:03,998
NFTs are a genuine innovation
as one-of-a-kind digital assets.
786
00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,566
Wendy's right, you guys.
787
00:38:05,632 --> 00:38:07,601
Humans have always formed
communities around ownership,
788
00:38:07,668 --> 00:38:11,038
and NFTs allow that to happen
spontaneously, organically
789
00:38:11,105 --> 00:38:14,742
- and globally.
- You guys, this is a trick.
790
00:38:14,808 --> 00:38:16,210
You know what's a trick?
791
00:38:16,276 --> 00:38:18,645
The antiquated notion of
centralized trust systems.
792
00:38:18,712 --> 00:38:21,782
NFTs are an undeniable asset,
especially in things
793
00:38:21,849 --> 00:38:23,384
like fine art collecting.
794
00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:26,120
Okay, guys, fine,
maybe NFTs are fine,
795
00:38:26,186 --> 00:38:28,055
but this isn't
important right now.
796
00:38:28,122 --> 00:38:29,423
It's not important?
797
00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:31,625
A way for artists
to not only keep ownership
798
00:38:31,692 --> 00:38:33,127
of their art but perhaps be paid
799
00:38:33,193 --> 00:38:35,195
commission on it every time
it transfers owners?
800
00:38:35,262 --> 00:38:37,631
Okay, great, cool. I'm down.
801
00:38:37,698 --> 00:38:40,067
But we gotta focus
on what we were doing.
802
00:38:40,134 --> 00:38:42,803
Don't you guys remember?
The time travel?
803
00:38:42,870 --> 00:38:44,772
Where's all the equipment?!
804
00:38:44,838 --> 00:38:47,808
Oh, yeah. The time travel.
805
00:38:49,209 --> 00:38:51,211
- It's all gone...
- Dad!
806
00:38:51,278 --> 00:38:55,382
They took it all.
They took the Tegridy.
807
00:38:55,449 --> 00:38:56,850
Here.
808
00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:59,920
It's a farting rainbow
with Tom Brady's signature.
809
00:39:11,031 --> 00:39:13,567
Okay, good. That's good!
810
00:39:13,634 --> 00:39:16,270
I think that thing needs
to go over there by that thing.
811
00:39:16,336 --> 00:39:18,372
Make sure we have power
to the big orange thing!
812
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:21,608
Rabbi, I-I really
need to talk to you.
813
00:39:21,675 --> 00:39:23,210
What is it now, Scott?
814
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:24,812
Well, it's just that...
815
00:39:24,878 --> 00:39:27,648
I'm pretty sure the Foundation
Against Time Travel
816
00:39:27,714 --> 00:39:29,683
shouldn't be attempting
to time travel!
817
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:33,253
Father, you understand that
we have to stop time travel.
818
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,622
Yes, you've convinced me
of that.
819
00:39:35,689 --> 00:39:38,158
Well, Kyle already has
a ton of followers who are
820
00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:39,860
ready to pick up
where he left off.
821
00:39:39,927 --> 00:39:43,263
The only way to truly stop
all of this is to go back
822
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:46,834
in time and kill Kyle before
he spreads his ideas.
823
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:48,969
What?!
We're going to kill Kyle?
824
00:39:49,036 --> 00:39:51,038
Yes, we have to kill Kyle.
825
00:39:51,105 --> 00:39:53,674
That just seems slightly
hypocritical, I'm sorry.
826
00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:55,509
I mean, you use Butters
like a weapon,
827
00:39:55,576 --> 00:39:58,378
you've got Tweek and Craig
tied up from the rafters.
828
00:39:58,445 --> 00:39:59,947
You know, Rabbi,
I'm just starting to
829
00:40:00,013 --> 00:40:02,082
question the morality of this.
830
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:04,918
Morality?
Father, if you were given
831
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,653
an opportunity to go back
in time
832
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:10,057
and somehow stop Bill Clinton,
wouldn't you have to do it?
833
00:40:10,124 --> 00:40:12,693
Well, I suppose so.
I don't know...
834
00:40:12,759 --> 00:40:14,361
Everyone, listen up!
835
00:40:14,428 --> 00:40:17,764
The Foundation Against
Time Travel must do everything
836
00:40:17,831 --> 00:40:21,902
to keep science from interfering
with the will of God.
837
00:40:21,969 --> 00:40:25,339
We must be willing to
use violence against violence,
838
00:40:25,405 --> 00:40:28,142
and stop time travel
at all costs.
839
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,777
Even if that means
we have to time travel.
840
00:40:30,844 --> 00:40:35,716
We will go back in time.
And we will kill Kyle.
841
00:40:37,151 --> 00:40:40,254
- Yes, Kevin.
- Can we change our name?
842
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,124
'Cause Foundation Against
Time Travel is FATT.
843
00:40:45,926 --> 00:40:48,195
Oh, fuck me.
844
00:40:48,996 --> 00:40:52,432
Could we be the Foundation to
Intercede Time Travel?
845
00:40:52,499 --> 00:40:54,001
'Cause then we'd be FITT.
846
00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:55,802
I wanna be FITT, not FATT.
847
00:40:55,869 --> 00:40:59,306
Kevin, goddamn it.
848
00:41:03,944 --> 00:41:08,081
All happened... so fast.
849
00:41:08,148 --> 00:41:10,851
It's okay.
You're coming out of it now.
850
00:41:10,918 --> 00:41:12,886
How much did I get?
851
00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:15,756
You bought about six dozen
animated gifs,
852
00:41:15,822 --> 00:41:17,624
mostly of digital fashion.
853
00:41:17,691 --> 00:41:19,493
Oh, God.
854
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,328
Are they still on my phone?
855
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,497
It's okay. It's okay.
856
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:28,068
Jesus, I feel like
an Islamic hooker in a gay bar.
857
00:41:28,135 --> 00:41:29,937
Totally normal
and as respectable
858
00:41:30,003 --> 00:41:31,271
as any other human being.
859
00:41:33,874 --> 00:41:35,142
I'm so sorry, Stan.
860
00:41:35,209 --> 00:41:38,111
We didn't know
Cartman was against us.
861
00:41:38,178 --> 00:41:40,113
We told him everything.
862
00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:42,149
It's okay, just try to relax.
863
00:41:42,216 --> 00:41:46,186
No, Stan, listen to me.
We were wrong.
864
00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:48,555
Kenny didn't have
the time machine set to
865
00:41:48,622 --> 00:41:50,657
when the pandemic first started.
866
00:41:50,724 --> 00:41:54,795
He was trying to go
to March 10th of 2021.
867
00:41:55,796 --> 00:41:57,731
March of 2021?
868
00:41:57,798 --> 00:42:00,434
Like when the vaccines
first started coming out?
869
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,437
Kenny had run
the simulations to try and find
870
00:42:03,503 --> 00:42:06,506
the best moment in history
to stop the COVID.
871
00:42:06,573 --> 00:42:09,443
A billion different
possibilities
872
00:42:09,509 --> 00:42:12,479
across a billion different
realities.
873
00:42:12,546 --> 00:42:17,317
Your dad fucked the pangolin
every single time.
874
00:42:18,085 --> 00:42:20,921
But then, why did Kenny
need my dad's weed?
875
00:42:20,988 --> 00:42:24,391
Kenny just wanted weed to help
him through the time travel.
876
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,593
Your dad's weed was just around.
877
00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:29,796
There was nothing else
special about it.
878
00:42:42,943 --> 00:42:44,311
Dad...
879
00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:48,248
I'm sorry about your Tegridy.
880
00:42:49,516 --> 00:42:51,551
I was hoping...
881
00:42:51,618 --> 00:42:53,920
to do something for the world.
882
00:42:53,987 --> 00:42:56,156
The truth is...
883
00:42:56,223 --> 00:42:58,425
my time is very short here.
884
00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:03,897
I just wish I could have left
something behind that mattered.
885
00:43:03,964 --> 00:43:05,799
Thanks.
886
00:43:06,767 --> 00:43:08,802
I was right about one thing.
887
00:43:08,869 --> 00:43:11,938
You can't go back
and change the past.
888
00:43:12,005 --> 00:43:17,544
What happened, happened.
And I just want you to know...
889
00:43:17,611 --> 00:43:19,713
that I forgive you.
890
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:23,250
You burned down the farm
because you were angry.
891
00:43:24,051 --> 00:43:26,653
You didn't know your sister
was in the barn.
892
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,822
And you couldn't have known
your mom would shoot herself
893
00:43:28,889 --> 00:43:30,424
from the grief.
894
00:43:30,490 --> 00:43:32,292
I don't blame you.
895
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:35,295
And I want you to have this.
896
00:43:35,362 --> 00:43:38,265
There was one tiny bit
they didn't find.
897
00:43:38,332 --> 00:43:40,033
You'll need it someday.
898
00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:44,137
Dad, I don't want this.
This is what killed our family.
899
00:43:44,204 --> 00:43:47,474
No, you're what killed
our fucking family, remember?
900
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:51,178
Just take it.
Because now we're stuck.
901
00:43:51,244 --> 00:43:54,681
The pandemic happened
and they made Space Jam 2.
902
00:43:55,449 --> 00:44:02,055
Soon there will be
a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8.
903
00:44:02,122 --> 00:44:06,460
Like tears... in rain.
904
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,668
Dad?
905
00:44:15,469 --> 00:44:17,537
Not now, Stan.
906
00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:31,752
T-minus five minutes to
time travel initiation sequence.
907
00:44:34,688 --> 00:44:36,356
Good, get him wrapped
in tin foil.
908
00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:38,725
The aluminum should
bounce the negative ions.
909
00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:40,427
This doesn't make any sense.
910
00:44:40,494 --> 00:44:42,863
Why do I have to be the one to
go back in time and kill Kyle?
911
00:44:42,929 --> 00:44:45,298
It's because
I admire you, Clyde.
912
00:44:45,365 --> 00:44:48,802
As an anti-vaxxer you understand
that you have to be strong
913
00:44:48,869 --> 00:44:52,272
and stand by your beliefs even
if it means others will die.
914
00:44:52,339 --> 00:44:54,341
Hey. Thanks.
915
00:44:54,408 --> 00:44:56,009
Let's get him to the chair!
916
00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:04,418
Okay, start the weed!
917
00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:12,793
When you get back to the past
just remember, find a gun.
918
00:45:12,859 --> 00:45:14,494
Kill Kyle.
919
00:45:14,561 --> 00:45:16,196
For those of you
who have fought with me
920
00:45:16,263 --> 00:45:19,733
to oppose time travel,
I just want to say thank you.
921
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,768
Because soon we will be
altering time
922
00:45:21,835 --> 00:45:24,838
and our little group will
never have needed to exist.
923
00:45:24,905 --> 00:45:27,274
You won't remember this speech
because it will have
924
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:29,643
never happened,
but just remember,
925
00:45:29,709 --> 00:45:31,278
no matter where you
go in life...
926
00:45:31,344 --> 00:45:33,513
Shit, it's Kyle!
927
00:45:39,286 --> 00:45:40,454
Start the initiation sequence!
928
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,755
Now, now, now. Go!
929
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:42,789
Vic...
930
00:45:42,856 --> 00:45:44,458
Make sure that Stan and Kyle
931
00:45:44,524 --> 00:45:46,426
don't get to this altar.
932
00:45:56,603 --> 00:45:59,206
Gentlemen, I am about
to make you rich
933
00:45:59,272 --> 00:46:01,041
beyond your wildest dreams.
934
00:46:01,107 --> 00:46:03,043
Alexa!
935
00:46:05,812 --> 00:46:08,815
We'd like to sign our friend
here up for Prime membership.
936
00:46:08,882 --> 00:46:12,319
- Okay, let me help with that.
- I can also help.
937
00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:16,022
Whoa... Hey, ladies, lemme
tell you about a great deal.
938
00:46:16,089 --> 00:46:19,159
Let us tell you
abut some great deals.
939
00:46:19,226 --> 00:46:20,894
Uh-oh.
940
00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:24,631
Kevin, throw the fucking switch!
941
00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:27,133
It needs another minute
to prime.
942
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,936
Kevin, goddamn it!
943
00:46:30,003 --> 00:46:32,906
No! I won't let you
stop me from killing you, Kyle.
944
00:46:32,973 --> 00:46:35,675
I knew it when I first saw
you wearing your Jewish clothes
945
00:46:35,742 --> 00:46:37,511
and your bullshit yarmulke.
946
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:40,046
- You're a goddamn phony!
- Oh, really?
947
00:46:40,113 --> 00:46:43,383
What would a real Jewish person
do to save his family, Kyle?
948
00:46:43,450 --> 00:46:47,587
Oh, you don't know, because
you don't fucking have one!
949
00:46:48,154 --> 00:46:49,189
Oh!
950
00:46:52,792 --> 00:46:55,695
- Fuck you, Cartman!
- Fuck you, Kyle!
951
00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:02,102
Hello?
I can't see or hear anything!
952
00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:04,304
Am I time traveling now?
953
00:47:14,281 --> 00:47:16,716
Eric! Eric, stop!
954
00:47:18,285 --> 00:47:22,055
Eric, look at what you're doing.
955
00:47:22,122 --> 00:47:25,525
Take the kids
and get back to the attic.
956
00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:28,695
No, Eric,
I can't just hide away while
957
00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:33,934
you do all this to protect us.
This isn't you, my love.
958
00:47:35,802 --> 00:47:40,206
I can't let him change the past.
I can't lose you.
959
00:47:40,273 --> 00:47:43,810
Who knows what
will happen, my love?
960
00:47:43,877 --> 00:47:47,847
The Eric Cartman I've known
for 18 years
961
00:47:47,914 --> 00:47:50,083
is thoughtful and kind.
962
00:47:50,150 --> 00:47:52,953
But all that's changed
ever since you came
963
00:47:53,019 --> 00:47:57,857
back to this town
and hung out with... him.
964
00:47:58,892 --> 00:48:01,161
Don't you see?
We have to
965
00:48:01,227 --> 00:48:05,165
leave it to chance
or we're no better than he is.
966
00:48:05,231 --> 00:48:08,635
Guys, if I'm in the past
it's pretty foggy!
967
00:48:08,702 --> 00:48:11,805
You guys are everything to me.
968
00:48:11,871 --> 00:48:14,808
And I'm supposed
to be your protector.
969
00:48:14,874 --> 00:48:17,911
Daddy, I don't wanna be alive...
970
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:20,981
if it means I have
to be like Uncle Kyle.
971
00:48:21,881 --> 00:48:24,918
Oh, my God.
I love you so much.
972
00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:28,755
Well, Rabbi,
are we doing this or not?
973
00:48:33,326 --> 00:48:38,198
I have faith that God
will see my family through this.
974
00:48:39,265 --> 00:48:40,834
Okay, Kyle.
975
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,769
You do whatever
it is you need to do.
976
00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:45,205
Okay, hold on,
I'm not the bad guy here.
977
00:48:45,271 --> 00:48:46,906
Eric, the baby!
978
00:48:48,808 --> 00:48:50,710
Hackelm, what are you doing?!
979
00:48:51,778 --> 00:48:54,547
Fuck you, Uncle Kyle!
980
00:48:59,052 --> 00:49:01,021
Clyde!
981
00:49:05,158 --> 00:49:07,293
Oh, shit.
982
00:49:16,569 --> 00:49:19,773
No, no, I tried the Walgreens,
they're all out of vaccines.
983
00:49:19,839 --> 00:49:23,476
I just can't believe this whole
thing is almost over, you know?
984
00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:25,679
The where? The school?
985
00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:27,981
There's gonna be vaccines
at the school?
986
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:31,184
M'kay, I'll be right there!
Where are you gonna...
987
00:49:31,251 --> 00:49:34,154
Whoa, m'kay.
988
00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:35,755
Uh, excuse me!
989
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:57,277
Does Dad still
keep a gun in his closet?
990
00:49:57,343 --> 00:49:59,212
Uh, yeah.
991
00:49:59,279 --> 00:50:01,014
Okay.
992
00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:03,416
Is Dad home?
993
00:50:03,483 --> 00:50:04,617
Uh, no.
994
00:50:04,684 --> 00:50:06,286
He's out getting vaccinated.
995
00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:09,956
Listen to me very carefully.
996
00:50:10,023 --> 00:50:12,992
Do not get vaccinated ever.
997
00:50:13,059 --> 00:50:15,829
It'll make you grow titties
on your head.
998
00:50:15,895 --> 00:50:18,064
Trust me, I'm an expert.
999
00:50:24,437 --> 00:50:26,940
Hey, Clyde! We're starting
an anti-vaxx club.
1000
00:50:27,006 --> 00:50:28,274
We're gonna protest the vaccine
1001
00:50:28,341 --> 00:50:30,176
and fuck shit up...
you wanna join us?
1002
00:50:31,144 --> 00:50:32,645
Fuck yes, I wanna join you.
1003
00:50:32,712 --> 00:50:34,848
- Really?
- Fuck yes!
1004
00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:36,683
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!
1005
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,017
Okay, fine, we'll be there.
1006
00:50:38,084 --> 00:50:40,019
- Okay, just sit tight.
- What was that?
1007
00:50:40,086 --> 00:50:41,921
You know we can't
get into the school!
1008
00:50:41,988 --> 00:50:43,690
She's not gonna
come meet us, Kyle!
1009
00:50:43,757 --> 00:50:45,492
You didn't even try!
He didn't try
1010
00:50:45,558 --> 00:50:47,761
because he wants to
sell the vaccines for money!
1011
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:49,562
And what about you, Kyle?
You were the one
1012
00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:52,532
trying to take the vaccines
for yourself this morning.
1013
00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:55,535
- He what?
- Wow.
1014
00:50:55,602 --> 00:50:57,637
Okay, thought
we had gotten past that, but...
1015
00:50:57,704 --> 00:50:59,272
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
1016
00:50:59,339 --> 00:51:02,308
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
1017
00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:03,743
We can't keep pretending.
1018
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,678
You guys,
what the hell is that?
1019
00:51:10,717 --> 00:51:12,685
I'm sorry, Kyle.
1020
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,221
Clyde, stop!
1021
00:51:17,323 --> 00:51:19,626
What the hell
are you doing here?
1022
00:51:19,692 --> 00:51:21,394
I got in the chair
right after you.
1023
00:51:21,461 --> 00:51:24,364
This isn't the plan anymore!
Do not kill Kyle.
1024
00:51:24,430 --> 00:51:26,666
What do you mean
it's not the plan anymore?
1025
00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:30,270
- Cartman changed his mind.
- I did not change my mind.
1026
00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:34,607
You're trying to trick me.
I'm going to save the future.
1027
00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:36,976
I don't think so, Clyde.
1028
00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:42,182
This is a hundred CC's
of the COVID vaccine.
1029
00:51:43,783 --> 00:51:47,053
- Don't... Be careful with that.
- Then put down the gun!
1030
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,588
What the fuck is going on?
1031
00:51:48,655 --> 00:51:50,557
Stan, you need to forgive Kyle.
1032
00:51:50,623 --> 00:51:52,992
You regret this day
for the rest of your life.
1033
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,629
Oh, nice try, Kyle.
You're such a fuckin' dickhead.
1034
00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,464
Fuck you!
You're a fuckin' dickhead!
1035
00:51:58,531 --> 00:51:59,866
Kyle, it's true!
1036
00:51:59,933 --> 00:52:01,167
Cartman gets a happy life
1037
00:52:01,234 --> 00:52:03,269
but you don't...
you lose everything
1038
00:52:03,336 --> 00:52:06,105
- when you lose this friendship.
- Enough of this crap!
1039
00:52:06,172 --> 00:52:09,108
I'm sticking to what I believe
and this kid dies now!
1040
00:52:10,844 --> 00:52:13,680
Shalom sachem, Clyde.
1041
00:52:14,948 --> 00:52:16,883
Jesus Christ!
1042
00:52:30,463 --> 00:52:32,131
Timmy!
1043
00:52:34,934 --> 00:52:37,737
Well...
I guess we saved Kyle,
1044
00:52:37,804 --> 00:52:41,274
but nothing else
in the future is changed.
1045
00:52:41,341 --> 00:52:42,475
How do you know?
1046
00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:44,177
Because we're still here.
1047
00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:47,547
That means Kenny still was
bummed out we weren't friends,
1048
00:52:47,614 --> 00:52:49,082
still became a scientist,
1049
00:52:49,148 --> 00:52:52,418
went back in time,
and we still went in after him.
1050
00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:56,055
So then we're stuck here
in the past.
1051
00:52:56,122 --> 00:52:58,791
And we blew
our chance to stop COVID.
1052
00:52:58,858 --> 00:53:01,895
I'm sorry, guys.
I really fucked this up.
1053
00:53:01,961 --> 00:53:04,998
We all fucked it up.
These have just been...
1054
00:53:05,064 --> 00:53:09,035
- really unprecedented times.
- Unprecedented times.
1055
00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:12,805
What I wouldn't give
for just one precedented time.
1056
00:53:13,573 --> 00:53:16,376
Hey. Hey, yeah.
1057
00:53:16,442 --> 00:53:19,579
Maybe we just need
one precedented time.
1058
00:53:19,646 --> 00:53:21,014
Huh?
1059
00:53:22,582 --> 00:53:24,918
What if we've been trying
to solve the wrong problem?
1060
00:53:24,984 --> 00:53:27,086
Maybe my dad was right,
1061
00:53:27,153 --> 00:53:29,589
we can't ever stop
COVID from happening.
1062
00:53:29,656 --> 00:53:33,526
But what we can control...
is how we all reacted to it.
1063
00:53:33,593 --> 00:53:36,729
We reacted like shit.
Because I was just...
1064
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:39,999
scared and confused
and didn't know who to believe.
1065
00:53:40,066 --> 00:53:41,701
Yeah, we all were.
1066
00:53:41,768 --> 00:53:44,470
So we all took different paths
because that's what humans do.
1067
00:53:44,537 --> 00:53:46,205
And what we needed
more than anything was to
1068
00:53:46,272 --> 00:53:48,441
just cut each other
all some slack.
1069
00:53:48,508 --> 00:53:53,012
We needed to come together
and act like us again.
1070
00:53:53,079 --> 00:53:55,615
One precedented time.
1071
00:53:58,685 --> 00:54:01,688
You guys, I know what to do.
1072
00:54:02,522 --> 00:54:04,057
Take this, darling Terrance.
1073
00:54:11,798 --> 00:54:13,232
Heather Williams?
1074
00:54:14,467 --> 00:54:15,335
Yes?
1075
00:54:15,401 --> 00:54:18,504
Hi. We're from the future.
1076
00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:23,376
We've come here to show you
something very important.
1077
00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:29,349
Do you remember this, Heather?
1078
00:54:29,415 --> 00:54:33,252
This is a picture of you...
farting in P.E. class.
1079
00:54:34,287 --> 00:54:36,089
I never farted in P.E. class.
1080
00:54:36,155 --> 00:54:37,557
Oh, yes. You did.
1081
00:54:37,623 --> 00:54:40,159
Two kids even smelled it
and asked who farted
1082
00:54:40,226 --> 00:54:43,696
- and you said nothing.
- I didn't fart in P.E. class!
1083
00:54:43,763 --> 00:54:47,133
It was a different kid! I was
just moving my hip a little bit.
1084
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,035
- Heather. Heather.
- I didn't fart in P.E.
1085
00:54:49,102 --> 00:54:51,571
Heather, yes, you did,
sweet pea.
1086
00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:55,641
I-I happen to have
a stomach condition.
1087
00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:58,544
I don't know why you came
from the future to narc on me!
1088
00:54:58,611 --> 00:55:01,814
Heather, we don't want kids
to know you farted in P.E.
1089
00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,349
We wanna help you.
1090
00:55:03,416 --> 00:55:06,686
You just need to do
exactly what we tell you.
1091
00:55:12,125 --> 00:55:13,993
Hey, what is that?
1092
00:55:19,465 --> 00:55:20,933
Stan Marsh?
1093
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,168
Me?
1094
00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:24,537
Your presence is requested, sir.
1095
00:55:25,605 --> 00:55:27,073
Whoa, cool.
1096
00:55:30,643 --> 00:55:33,413
Get on in, sir. There's
sparkling punch and doughnuts.
1097
00:55:35,681 --> 00:55:38,618
♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪
1098
00:55:38,684 --> 00:55:40,853
♪ Now when do I start
to feel again ♪
1099
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,455
What's going on?
1100
00:55:42,522 --> 00:55:44,023
We have no idea.
1101
00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:45,892
♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪
1102
00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:47,293
♪ Now when do I start
to feel again... ♪
1103
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,095
♪ And the home ♪
1104
00:55:49,162 --> 00:55:51,497
- ♪ Of the ♪
- Whoa!
1105
00:55:51,564 --> 00:55:53,032
This is amazing!
1106
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,001
- ♪ Brave. ♪
- Look, we're on the jumbotron!
1107
00:55:59,639 --> 00:56:01,441
♪ With a brand-new attitude... ♪
1108
00:56:01,507 --> 00:56:03,976
You guys, I'm sorry for acting
like a dick during the pandemic.
1109
00:56:04,043 --> 00:56:05,745
I'm sorry too, dude.
1110
00:56:06,746 --> 00:56:09,248
Hello?
Who-Who's there?
1111
00:56:09,315 --> 00:56:11,951
♪ Trying to figure out
how to live ♪
1112
00:56:12,018 --> 00:56:14,320
♪ Doing it our way ♪
1113
00:56:14,387 --> 00:56:16,422
♪ No shame, no blame ♪
1114
00:56:16,489 --> 00:56:18,024
♪ 'Cause the damage is done ♪
1115
00:56:18,091 --> 00:56:20,026
♪ And, and I forgive you ♪
1116
00:56:20,093 --> 00:56:23,396
♪ I forgive you, we were busy
living the dream ♪
1117
00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:24,997
Oh...
1118
00:56:25,064 --> 00:56:28,968
♪ Never noticed the glass
ceiling falling on us ♪
1119
00:56:29,035 --> 00:56:31,204
♪ No shame, no blame ♪
1120
00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:32,572
♪ 'Cause the damage is done ♪
1121
00:56:32,638 --> 00:56:35,575
♪ And, and I forgive you ♪
1122
00:56:35,641 --> 00:56:38,978
♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪
1123
00:56:39,045 --> 00:56:41,280
♪ Now when do I start
to feel again ♪
1124
00:56:42,782 --> 00:56:46,552
♪ If I hate you,
what does that do ♪
1125
00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:49,322
♪ So I breathe in
and I count to ten ♪
1126
00:56:49,388 --> 00:56:53,226
♪ 'Cause the lights are on ♪
1127
00:56:53,292 --> 00:56:54,894
♪ And I'm coming home... ♪
1128
00:56:54,961 --> 00:56:56,963
Holy shit balls.
1129
00:56:57,029 --> 00:57:02,135
Sharon, I'm sorry for the way
I acted during the pandemic.
1130
00:57:02,969 --> 00:57:05,538
You're not sorry,
you're just high.
1131
00:57:05,605 --> 00:57:07,206
I'm both.
1132
00:57:07,273 --> 00:57:09,876
♪ I forgive you, we were
just a couple of kids... ♪
1133
00:57:09,942 --> 00:57:14,447
Here you go! It's our
Post COVID Special. It's free.
1134
00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:16,215
No, really, we've all
been through a lot.
1135
00:57:16,282 --> 00:57:17,750
Come on, take it.
Thank you, baby.
1136
00:57:17,817 --> 00:57:20,586
Come on, everyone.
Post COVID Special!
1137
00:57:20,653 --> 00:57:23,122
Here you go, folks,
you all deserve this!
1138
00:57:23,923 --> 00:57:26,826
You did the best you could
during the pandemic, honey.
1139
00:57:26,893 --> 00:57:28,761
- I love you!
- Huh?
1140
00:57:28,828 --> 00:57:30,997
I shouldn't have yelled at you
for not wearing a mask.
1141
00:57:31,063 --> 00:57:32,665
I just didn't understand.
1142
00:57:32,732 --> 00:57:35,735
Well, maybe I should have worn
a mask more often but...
1143
00:57:35,801 --> 00:57:38,404
No, no, no, I was being all
high and mighty about it...
1144
00:57:38,471 --> 00:57:42,008
Butters, you're not grounded
anymore. Come on out, son.
1145
00:57:42,074 --> 00:57:43,309
You mean it, Dad?!
1146
00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:44,777
The pandemic's been awful.
1147
00:57:44,844 --> 00:57:46,646
We all need to just
cut each other some slack.
1148
00:57:46,712 --> 00:57:48,181
I love you, Butters!
1149
00:57:48,247 --> 00:57:49,815
- ...be sorry.
- I totally forgive you!
1150
00:57:49,882 --> 00:57:51,551
Oh, cut yourself some slack.
1151
00:57:51,617 --> 00:57:53,452
We gotta get some more
of this stuff.
1152
00:57:53,519 --> 00:57:55,087
♪ Couple of kids... ♪
1153
00:57:55,154 --> 00:57:57,823
Okay, come on, next!
1154
00:57:57,890 --> 00:58:01,994
♪ Doing it our way,
no shame, no blame ♪
1155
00:58:02,061 --> 00:58:03,362
♪ 'Cause the damage is done... ♪
1156
00:58:03,429 --> 00:58:04,830
And then we were like,
"Yeah, okay, yeah,
1157
00:58:04,897 --> 00:58:06,199
let's storm the Capitol!"
1158
00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:07,900
And it was a bad idea
and we were just,
1159
00:58:07,967 --> 00:58:09,769
you know, we were just going
a little bonkers there.
1160
00:58:09,835 --> 00:58:11,404
We shouldn't have
stormed the Capitol.
1161
00:58:11,470 --> 00:58:13,539
That's okay!
1162
00:58:14,373 --> 00:58:16,342
I'm sorry.
I thought about it
1163
00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:19,245
and I can't do Space Jam 2.
1164
00:58:19,312 --> 00:58:21,514
I just can't support
Chinese censorship.
1165
00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:25,318
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're
not gonna make Space Jam 2,
1166
00:58:25,384 --> 00:58:28,154
then I'm not gonna make
Space Jam 2!
1167
00:58:28,221 --> 00:58:30,389
And nobody's gonna make
Space Jam 2!
1168
00:58:30,456 --> 00:58:33,059
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1169
00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,360
Yeah!
1170
00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:36,262
♪ And I forgive you. ♪
1171
00:58:48,574 --> 00:58:50,910
Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy!
1172
00:58:50,977 --> 00:58:53,012
- Hey! Ike!
- Ike, hi!
1173
00:58:53,079 --> 00:58:54,647
Ike, you made it back!
1174
00:58:54,714 --> 00:58:57,316
Well, of course! I wouldn't miss
Canadian Boxing Day, buddy!
1175
00:58:57,383 --> 00:58:59,418
Look, everyone, Stan's back!
1176
00:58:59,485 --> 00:59:01,654
Hey, Stan!
1177
00:59:01,721 --> 00:59:03,155
Hey, guys!
1178
00:59:03,222 --> 00:59:05,992
Good to see you, buddy!
How was everything on Mars?
1179
00:59:06,058 --> 00:59:09,462
Really cool, but I'm so glad to
be home! How are the kids?
1180
00:59:09,528 --> 00:59:11,397
Uncle Stan!
1181
00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:14,200
There's the little ragamuffins!
1182
00:59:14,267 --> 00:59:15,701
Mom.
1183
00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:17,770
Hi, Stanly.
1184
00:59:17,837 --> 00:59:19,639
It's Mom! And Shelley!
1185
00:59:19,705 --> 00:59:22,108
Why are you acting
all weird, Turd?
1186
00:59:22,174 --> 00:59:23,676
I don't know.
1187
00:59:23,743 --> 00:59:26,512
For some reason I'm just extra
happy to see you guys.
1188
00:59:26,579 --> 00:59:28,981
Hey, look who's here.
It's Kenny!
1189
00:59:29,048 --> 00:59:31,250
Kenny!
1190
00:59:31,317 --> 00:59:32,952
Kenny, what have you
been up to, buddy?
1191
00:59:33,019 --> 00:59:35,588
Didn't you hear?! Kenny just
won the Nobel Prize
1192
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,224
for combining dark matter
and breast implants!
1193
00:59:38,291 --> 00:59:40,259
Oh, you old dog!
1194
00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:41,661
Hey, everybody, he's on!
1195
00:59:41,727 --> 00:59:43,829
What a fantastic audience. Wow.
1196
00:59:43,896 --> 00:59:46,766
What is up with these
bisexual Canadians, huh?
1197
00:59:46,832 --> 00:59:49,035
I guess they don't know whether
to fuck their brother
1198
00:59:49,101 --> 00:59:50,236
or their sister.
1199
00:59:52,438 --> 00:59:53,906
Hey, Stan.
1200
00:59:53,973 --> 00:59:56,175
Wendy, you're back from Harvard.
1201
00:59:56,242 --> 00:59:57,877
Yeah, just here
for the holidays.
1202
00:59:57,943 --> 01:00:01,080
You wanna maybe...
spend New Years together again?
1203
01:00:01,147 --> 01:00:02,648
I'd love that.
1204
01:00:02,715 --> 01:00:05,484
Hey, fellas!
Can I offer you some pupus?!
1205
01:00:05,551 --> 01:00:07,920
Thanks for choosin' Denny's
Applebee's for your party.
1206
01:00:07,987 --> 01:00:10,323
Butters, you're still
working here, huh?
1207
01:00:10,389 --> 01:00:12,058
Yup! I just made manager.
1208
01:00:12,124 --> 01:00:16,529
I love doing actual shit
that pays actual money.
1209
01:00:16,595 --> 01:00:19,298
Hey, Stan, can you
come here for a second?
1210
01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:20,933
What's the matter, dude?
1211
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,868
Dude, he's here.
1212
01:00:22,935 --> 01:00:25,071
Cartman?
1213
01:00:25,137 --> 01:00:27,306
♪ Ready, set, go... ♪
1214
01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,409
Man, poor Cartman.
1215
01:00:32,645 --> 01:00:38,150
Fuck you guys!
You can suck my fucking dick!
1216
01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:39,952
Fuck you!
1217
01:00:40,019 --> 01:00:43,522
It's so sad he never
did anything with his life.
1218
01:00:44,357 --> 01:00:47,893
Fuck you, Kyle!
Fuck you, Stan!
1219
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,395
Hey, come on, fellas.
1220
01:00:49,462 --> 01:00:51,630
We can't spend another holiday
feeling bad for Eric.
1221
01:00:51,697 --> 01:00:55,034
There's nothing that could have
changed the path he was on.
1222
01:00:55,101 --> 01:00:57,136
Fuck you, Butters!
1223
01:00:57,203 --> 01:00:59,572
Fuck you, Eric!
1224
01:00:59,638 --> 01:01:02,808
Well, everyone,
I just wanna make a toast.
1225
01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:04,176
I don't know...
1226
01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:06,045
what got us through the pandemic
1227
01:01:06,112 --> 01:01:10,850
and made all our futures so very
bright, but whatever it was...
1228
01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:13,619
may we have it
for the rest of our days.
1229
01:01:13,686 --> 01:01:16,222
God bless us, everyone.
1230
01:01:16,288 --> 01:01:18,758
Cheers!
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Remember, folks,
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weed can't solve
all your problems.
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But Tegridy can.
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Tegridy Weed.
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