1 00:00:58,784 --> 00:00:59,953 Where is it? Huh? 2 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:01,289 Come on. Where is it? 3 00:01:03,627 --> 00:01:06,341 Shit. 4 00:01:06,341 --> 00:01:07,594 You're so cute. 5 00:01:07,594 --> 00:01:10,057 Oh, no. Silver is the new Bitcoin. 6 00:01:10,057 --> 00:01:12,269 I'm telling you. It's going to the moon. 7 00:01:12,269 --> 00:01:13,355 I'll see you in Monaco. 8 00:01:15,652 --> 00:01:16,945 Oh, my God! 9 00:01:35,190 --> 00:01:37,361 Why? 10 00:01:45,586 --> 00:01:48,216 You're such a knob. Such a knob. 11 00:01:50,095 --> 00:01:51,890 Uh, you're being pathetic. 12 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:53,602 Get a grip. Get a grip. 13 00:01:57,527 --> 00:01:58,696 - Hello? 14 00:02:02,494 --> 00:02:03,622 Hello. 15 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:07,714 This is the gents. 16 00:02:08,632 --> 00:02:11,805 No. Actually, it's unisex. 17 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,320 Everything all right in there? 18 00:02:41,239 --> 00:02:42,241 Yep. 19 00:02:43,493 --> 00:02:45,915 - Fine. - All right. Cool. 20 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,002 Cool. 21 00:02:50,048 --> 00:02:52,386 Uh, just to let you know, I haven't quite left yet. 22 00:02:52,386 --> 00:02:54,181 I can't figure out how the... 23 00:02:57,354 --> 00:02:58,732 - Oh. 24 00:02:58,732 --> 00:03:00,318 It was-- It was the wrong tap. 25 00:03:00,903 --> 00:03:03,283 Excuse me. I'm trying to have a private moment. 26 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,953 - My bad. 27 00:03:05,705 --> 00:03:07,165 It's not that private though. 28 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,554 Mouth. Oh. 29 00:03:17,144 --> 00:03:19,148 - Huh? 30 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,544 - No photos! - Oh, my God! 31 00:03:29,544 --> 00:03:30,630 You're so annoying. 32 00:03:33,259 --> 00:03:35,305 - How are you feeling for later? - Good, yeah. 33 00:03:35,305 --> 00:03:36,474 - You nervous? - Not nervous. 34 00:03:36,474 --> 00:03:38,311 - Don't be nervous. - I'm not nervous. 35 00:03:43,488 --> 00:03:45,951 - Anyway, where's Picasso? 36 00:03:45,951 --> 00:03:47,037 Aight, boom. 37 00:03:47,037 --> 00:03:49,458 Probably being his low-key, humble self. 38 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:52,339 Babes, we know more about the planet Jupiter 39 00:03:52,339 --> 00:03:54,259 than we do the inside of our own mouths. 40 00:03:54,761 --> 00:03:55,846 That's facts. 41 00:03:55,846 --> 00:03:59,813 Real talk, the mouth is the Stonehenge of the face. 42 00:03:59,813 --> 00:04:01,190 Mind fuck, right? 43 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:02,527 All right. Well, thanks for coming. 44 00:04:02,527 --> 00:04:04,029 - My brother. - Hey. 45 00:04:04,739 --> 00:04:07,119 - Appreciate you coming, bro. - Course, man. 46 00:04:07,119 --> 00:04:09,206 Hey, love the photos. They're just so-- 47 00:04:09,206 --> 00:04:11,085 - Safe. - How's sales? 48 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,549 Yeah, couple potential nibbles. 49 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,427 See the hoverboard-riding geezer? 50 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:18,684 This close to payin' a G for a shot of my cousin Calvin's molars. 51 00:04:19,769 --> 00:04:22,650 What's good, Wes Anderson? You cool, yeah? 52 00:04:23,902 --> 00:04:25,573 It's good to see you out and about again, Dom. 53 00:04:25,573 --> 00:04:27,702 - Good to be out and about. - Everything's... 54 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:28,996 Oh, everything's wicked. 55 00:04:28,996 --> 00:04:31,333 Yeah, I started Pilates. 56 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,545 - Is it? - Yeah. 57 00:04:32,545 --> 00:04:34,841 Uh, workin' on my core, workin' on me. You know, getting positive. 58 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,928 Aight. Do you, innit. 59 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,057 Cheers, man. Cheers. 60 00:04:39,057 --> 00:04:40,143 Hey, so listen-- 61 00:04:40,143 --> 00:04:41,688 Shh. 62 00:04:41,688 --> 00:04:44,026 You know what? I was about to dip. 63 00:04:44,903 --> 00:04:47,950 Go mingle with some of these sockless wonders. 64 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:49,119 - Uh... - What? 65 00:04:49,119 --> 00:04:51,583 You weren't about to bring up Eric and Gia, no? 66 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:54,631 - Have you seen her latest post? - No. 67 00:04:54,631 --> 00:04:57,177 She's repainting walls I already broke my back painting. 68 00:04:57,177 --> 00:04:59,599 - Tryin' to erase I was ever there. - It's just paint, my guy. 69 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,645 If it makes you feel any better, from what I saw, 70 00:05:01,645 --> 00:05:03,356 they were only doing the living room. 71 00:05:03,356 --> 00:05:04,818 Thought you hadn't seen the photo. 72 00:05:06,195 --> 00:05:08,449 Aight, look, don't prang out. 73 00:05:08,449 --> 00:05:10,788 They had this paint-party-brunch ting. 74 00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:14,629 But I only stayed for 45 minutes, painted a tiny bit of a door, 75 00:05:14,629 --> 00:05:16,257 ate half an almond croissant and bounced. 76 00:05:19,137 --> 00:05:20,641 You went to brunch at our flat? 77 00:05:20,641 --> 00:05:23,939 - Seriously, is nothing sacred anymore? 78 00:05:24,649 --> 00:05:26,485 - Fuck! 79 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:28,782 You cool? 'Cause if you're gonna freak out, 80 00:05:28,782 --> 00:05:30,786 I'ma sling a sign on you, call it performance art. 81 00:05:32,205 --> 00:05:33,207 You cool? 82 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,003 - Yeah. - You're cool? 83 00:05:35,546 --> 00:05:36,548 I'm cool. 84 00:05:36,548 --> 00:05:39,094 Cool. Aight. 85 00:05:39,094 --> 00:05:40,471 - Come here. - Oh, shit. 86 00:05:40,471 --> 00:05:42,643 Let me see what's up with my girl real quick. 87 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:46,233 Be cool. Be cool. 88 00:05:53,205 --> 00:05:55,794 This would look amazing in the boot room. 89 00:06:13,371 --> 00:06:14,373 How you doin'? 90 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,045 Yeah, good. 91 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:18,297 Yeah? 92 00:06:19,884 --> 00:06:21,220 Yeah. 93 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:22,305 Cool. 94 00:06:24,686 --> 00:06:25,854 So, whatcha think? 95 00:06:27,273 --> 00:06:29,319 - The photos? - Mmm. 96 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:30,446 Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. 97 00:06:30,446 --> 00:06:33,704 They have a real, like, cerebral feel. 98 00:06:34,288 --> 00:06:35,415 Cerebral? 99 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:39,674 Yeah. Or maybe lyrical is a better way to-- 100 00:06:40,676 --> 00:06:42,012 Or expressive. 101 00:06:42,012 --> 00:06:43,974 Wow. You know all the adjectives. 102 00:06:45,476 --> 00:06:48,441 Now, this one, I fucking adore. 103 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:51,113 Yeah, I love the way the tongue follows you around the room. 104 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:56,081 - So, do you know Nath or-- - Oh, I'm mates with his girlfriend. 105 00:06:56,081 --> 00:06:57,626 Oh, cool. That's cool. 106 00:06:57,626 --> 00:07:00,423 I know Cass. She's cool. 107 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,304 She is cool. 108 00:07:05,099 --> 00:07:08,272 We met at work. Me and Nath. 109 00:07:08,272 --> 00:07:11,696 - Oh, you're an artist? - Oh, no. KFC. 110 00:07:11,696 --> 00:07:13,742 Back in the day. I don't work there anymore. 111 00:07:15,788 --> 00:07:17,207 'Sup, my little fuck nuggets? 112 00:07:17,207 --> 00:07:19,127 - Basking in your genius, dude. 113 00:07:19,127 --> 00:07:20,923 Oh, please. Continue. 114 00:07:20,923 --> 00:07:22,718 This one's pretty special, innit? 115 00:07:23,845 --> 00:07:25,849 Yeah, man. We were just saying exactly that. 116 00:07:25,849 --> 00:07:27,645 - Yeah? - Yeah. 117 00:07:27,645 --> 00:07:29,147 Why don't you treat yourself? 118 00:07:31,861 --> 00:07:33,740 Oh, no, bro, I just came to support you. I wasn't gonna-- 119 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:36,538 Oh, come on. Help a brother out. 120 00:07:36,538 --> 00:07:39,627 People see you coppin', might inspire them. 121 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:42,967 Look, I know you ain't payin' bills right now. 122 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:44,762 Man must have bare peas saved up. 123 00:07:47,183 --> 00:07:49,146 I think it's very you. 124 00:07:49,146 --> 00:07:51,316 Uh... 125 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,796 Sorry, I kinda feel like that was my fault. 126 00:08:01,796 --> 00:08:04,301 No, no, no, no. Nath kinda seemed like he needed the boost. 127 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:05,386 Plus, it's an investment. 128 00:08:05,386 --> 00:08:07,265 When he blows up, I'll sell it on for a fortune. 129 00:08:11,064 --> 00:08:12,275 - Well, anyway-- - You going this way? 130 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:13,528 Yeah, I was gonna-- Yeah. 131 00:08:13,528 --> 00:08:14,614 Me too. 132 00:08:18,495 --> 00:08:20,374 Hey, guys! I've got chillies here, guys. 133 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,630 Chillies red, chillies gold, chillies green. 134 00:08:22,630 --> 00:08:25,259 And I call them the traffic lights of the chilli scene. 135 00:08:25,259 --> 00:08:26,386 Hey, Uncle. 136 00:08:26,386 --> 00:08:29,518 Ah! Here she is. My hot cup of cocoa on a frosty mornin'. 137 00:08:29,518 --> 00:08:31,230 I'll see you soon, okay? 138 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:33,108 - I'll be counting the seconds. 139 00:08:33,108 --> 00:08:34,194 I've got chillies fresh... 140 00:08:34,946 --> 00:08:36,156 It's Dom, right? 141 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,077 I'm Yas. 142 00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,204 Nice to meet you. 143 00:08:44,214 --> 00:08:45,634 Eh? Okay. 144 00:08:45,634 --> 00:08:46,803 So, where you off to? 145 00:08:47,303 --> 00:08:49,349 What errands has your mum got you out here runnin'? 146 00:08:52,063 --> 00:08:55,194 Oh, Nathan mentioned you don't pay bills, so I figured you still live at home? 147 00:08:55,194 --> 00:08:57,198 I'm back. Back at home. 148 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,706 "Back" is important, otherwise it sounds like I never left, and I did. 149 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,250 Okay. Fair. 150 00:09:04,296 --> 00:09:06,509 I'm actually cutting through. 151 00:09:06,509 --> 00:09:07,720 Rye Lane Market? 152 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,472 - Yeah. Yeah. 153 00:09:09,974 --> 00:09:12,186 Lucky for you, I'm going this way anyway. 154 00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:18,115 So, what do you do now you've escaped the clutches of the Colonel? 155 00:09:19,535 --> 00:09:21,204 Like, with your post-KFC life. 156 00:09:21,204 --> 00:09:22,916 Oh, I'm an accountant. 157 00:09:22,916 --> 00:09:24,336 Boring. 158 00:09:24,336 --> 00:09:26,633 Okay. 159 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:29,889 No free popcorn chicken, but still, that's like a proper job. 160 00:09:29,889 --> 00:09:32,310 Yeah, it's not particularly glamorous. 161 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,064 - No. - But I actually kinda love it. 162 00:09:34,064 --> 00:09:35,859 So, is that what you've always wanted to do, 163 00:09:35,859 --> 00:09:38,948 or have you got yourself some thwarted ambition burning away in ya gut? 164 00:09:40,284 --> 00:09:41,495 - You know, you're very-- - Peng? 165 00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:42,831 Refreshingly disarming? 166 00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:45,127 - You ask a lot of questions. - I'm interested in people's messes. 167 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:48,300 - What makes you think I've got a mess? - Everyone has a mess. 168 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,386 Hi. 169 00:09:52,768 --> 00:09:54,689 Okay. Um... 170 00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:59,824 You know, I-- I think I did always wanna be an accountant. 171 00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:01,243 Is that-- Is that weird? 172 00:10:01,243 --> 00:10:03,540 Don't ask me. I wanted to be Prince when I was little. 173 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:05,000 Specifically, Purple Rain Prince. 174 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,044 - Yeah? - Yeah. 175 00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:08,257 I made myself a little costume and everything. 176 00:10:20,699 --> 00:10:23,495 So, are you the only wannabe accountant in your crew? 177 00:10:23,495 --> 00:10:26,544 All my mates thought they were gonna be footballers or YouTube sensations, 178 00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:29,257 chilling on private jets, living extraordinary lives... 179 00:10:29,257 --> 00:10:31,094 Oh, private jets not your ting, no? 180 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:34,184 Do you know how much they cost to run? Terrible investment. 181 00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:35,937 - So, what about you? 182 00:10:35,937 --> 00:10:37,231 What do you do anyway? 183 00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:39,945 Me? Well, I'm a YouTube sensation. 184 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,828 Nah, I work in fashion. 185 00:10:43,828 --> 00:10:46,458 Hence the Prince costume. 186 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,086 - Exactly! 187 00:10:48,086 --> 00:10:49,757 So you're like a designer or-- 188 00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:51,301 Oh, you saying I couldn't be a model? 189 00:10:51,301 --> 00:10:54,224 - No. I just-- assumed 'cause you-- - Uh-- Uh-- 190 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:56,102 - I'm fuckin' with you. - Oh. 191 00:10:56,102 --> 00:10:58,817 I am a buyer for an online brand that you wouldn't have heard of. 192 00:10:58,817 --> 00:11:02,198 But I wanna design costumes. That's, like, the end game. 193 00:11:02,699 --> 00:11:03,910 - Costumes? - Yeah. 194 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:10,549 TV, films, music videos, ball gowns to alien queens to anything the fuck else. 195 00:11:10,549 --> 00:11:13,178 But do you know how much these thieves wanna pay me 196 00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:15,224 to be a bottom-level costume assistant? 197 00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:16,393 I'm guessing not a lot. 198 00:11:16,393 --> 00:11:18,606 Not a lot divided by fuck all. 199 00:11:18,606 --> 00:11:20,902 Plus with your ting, the square root of ten is always, like, what-- 200 00:11:20,902 --> 00:11:22,906 3.16-ish. 201 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,579 Okay. I'll take your word for it. 202 00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:31,381 But I can't just wake up and decide to be a costume designer. 203 00:11:31,381 --> 00:11:32,926 I've gotta pay my dues. 204 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,974 And paying my dues means not paying my rent 205 00:11:35,974 --> 00:11:38,605 or being able to afford cute cocktails. 206 00:11:38,605 --> 00:11:42,445 And I like paying my rent, and I love cute cocktails, so... 207 00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,365 Yeah, I know. I get that. 208 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,706 But I'll get there 209 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,712 eventually. 210 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,014 - Oh. Oh. 211 00:11:56,807 --> 00:11:57,809 Just put your feet up. 212 00:11:57,809 --> 00:11:59,187 - No. I'm okay. - Okay. 213 00:11:59,187 --> 00:12:01,024 - Oh! 214 00:12:07,663 --> 00:12:09,708 Onwards they stroll. 215 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:14,384 Each step bringing them closer to their mystery destination. 216 00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:17,014 Okay. But no judgments, yeah? 217 00:12:17,014 --> 00:12:18,601 Mmm, sounds juicy. 218 00:12:18,601 --> 00:12:20,981 - I'm not running errands. - Yeah, we're past that, babe. 219 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,945 I'm gonna meet my ex for the first time since the break-up. 220 00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:29,790 Shit. And you're still calling it "the" break-up, meaning it's fresh? 221 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,336 Three months. But we were goin' out for six years. 222 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,840 Six years? 223 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,679 You could've become a fully qualified architect in that time. 224 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:37,931 Yeah. It was pretty bad. 225 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,643 It is pretty bad. 226 00:12:41,564 --> 00:12:43,776 I went through the same sort of thing not too long ago. 227 00:12:43,776 --> 00:12:44,695 Yeah? 228 00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:46,448 We were only together for a year and a bit though-- 229 00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:49,621 Did you wake up every day and lie there trying to muster the energy to breathe? 230 00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,542 No. 'Cause I finished with him, 231 00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:54,757 so I just felt kind of relieved and empowered afterwards, you know? 232 00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:57,470 He was tryin' to dilute my squash, 233 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,600 and I was like, "Not today, Satan." 234 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,685 I'm sorry. Sorry. 235 00:13:00,685 --> 00:13:02,480 No, no, no, no. I'm happy for you. 236 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,360 Must be nice being on that side of it, not that I'll ever know. 237 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:09,578 Hey, hey, I believe in your ability to completely destroy someone's life one day. 238 00:13:09,578 --> 00:13:10,789 - Thanks. - Mmm. 239 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,462 Aight, so, she broke up with you. I know that much already. 240 00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:16,801 Actually, it's still pretty hard to talk about the details, so... 241 00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,094 Oh, okay, sorry. We don't actually-- 242 00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:19,848 The bit that really hurts, I thought we were fine. 243 00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:21,476 We were better than fine. We moved in together. 244 00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:22,896 We had Hamilton tickets. Stalls! 245 00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:24,482 It's a serious commitment. 246 00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:25,860 Right? 247 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:28,073 So go on. Spill the tea! What happened? 248 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,743 So we were goin' to the cinema. 249 00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:31,287 Oh? 250 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,005 I get there first, as usual, and I go buy the snacks. 251 00:13:36,005 --> 00:13:37,091 Mmm, stuntin' on 'em. 252 00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:39,470 You don't even understand how picky this girl is. 253 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:43,521 Hello. Hey. Um, can I get a number three with a medium sweet and salt popcorn 254 00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:45,608 and, um, a diet cola please? 255 00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:48,948 Um, uh, but can the sweet be on bottom? So it's like pudding. 256 00:13:48,948 --> 00:13:50,367 I'm already ragin'. 257 00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:53,123 Oh, sorry. Uh, not too much ice in the drink. 258 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,294 Like an inch. Specifically, uh, an inch. 259 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,968 And you gotta understand, I take cinema etiquette seriously. 260 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,763 Like, I won't go in once the film's started. 261 00:14:00,763 --> 00:14:02,182 You gotta respect the code. 262 00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:04,270 - So, I call Gia. 263 00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,815 Hey, hey-- 264 00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:07,192 Shit. Sorry. 265 00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:10,533 Um, just about to send you a message. 266 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:13,038 I know how anal you are about seeing the dumb trailers, 267 00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:15,627 so just go in, and I'll be there in a bit. 268 00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:17,839 But I figured maybe she had a bad day, so I'm just like... 269 00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:20,218 Okay. See you in a bit. Love you. 270 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,531 And that's when I see it. 271 00:14:31,324 --> 00:14:32,326 See what? 272 00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:34,665 No. 273 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:37,921 Wait. 274 00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,008 Is that a dick? 275 00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,012 - It gets worse. 276 00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:44,433 'Cause even though it was low res, I knew that dick. 277 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:47,691 That dick belonged to my best mate, Eric. 278 00:14:48,651 --> 00:14:51,406 Yeah, eh, eh ♪ 279 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,830 Yeah, yeah ♪ 280 00:14:55,915 --> 00:14:57,209 That is so dead. 281 00:14:57,209 --> 00:14:58,294 So, what'd you do? 282 00:14:59,046 --> 00:15:00,257 What do you think I did? 283 00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,304 Eric! Eric! 284 00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:10,653 - No, please-- 285 00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:14,619 Yes! Plot twist! 286 00:15:14,619 --> 00:15:16,414 That is some next-level Omar Little shit. 287 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,293 I can't believe you did that. 288 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,336 Yeah. 289 00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:21,633 I didn't. 290 00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:28,731 That is one of the worst stories I've ever heard. 291 00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,985 I mean, not from an entertainment perspective, obviously. 292 00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:32,572 - It's a wonderful anecdote. 293 00:15:45,138 --> 00:15:47,894 And you're just casually off to see this girl now? 294 00:15:48,436 --> 00:15:50,733 They wanna "clear the air". 295 00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:53,321 - "They"? - Yeah, Eric's gonna be there too. 296 00:15:53,906 --> 00:15:55,743 No! Together? 297 00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:58,958 Wild. Wild! 298 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,170 - Wild! 299 00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:05,428 Wild. That's wild. 300 00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:07,892 That's what he does. He drops it to the far post. 301 00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:11,775 - It's in! What a finish! What a finish! 302 00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:18,037 Today's pretty much the first time I've been out the house in three months. 303 00:16:18,037 --> 00:16:19,206 Besides work. 304 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:22,087 And Greggs. I can't get enough of their sausage rolls. 305 00:16:22,589 --> 00:16:24,801 - Yeah, like this. - You're preaching to the choir, babe. 306 00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:27,431 - Uh, me and my girls are addicted. 307 00:16:27,431 --> 00:16:29,519 And now, we have Jeremy on the line, 308 00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,397 who walked in on his parents having sex. 309 00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:34,696 Yeah, my dad told me he was looking for his contact lenses. 310 00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,658 - I was like, "How'd it get there?" 311 00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:49,935 And where is this, uh, summit of doom taking place? 312 00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:53,024 Il Giardino. There. 313 00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:54,694 Used to be "our" place. 314 00:16:54,694 --> 00:16:56,447 No. Absolutely not. 315 00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,909 Text her, you can't make it. 316 00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:00,080 We'll go to Laser Quest, merk some eight-year-olds. 317 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,334 Tempting, but I think it's actually something I need to do. 318 00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,213 Like, I get what they did was peak, 319 00:17:04,213 --> 00:17:06,510 but I have to take some responsibility, you know? 320 00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,971 Like, not at all. 321 00:17:07,971 --> 00:17:10,183 You're gonna let them off the hook after how they treated you? 322 00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:12,855 Um, see, I don't think you're getting it. This is part of the process. 323 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,443 The process of you rolling over like a bitch? 324 00:17:16,571 --> 00:17:18,157 Sorry. Too far. 325 00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:19,243 It's fine. 326 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,003 Hey, why don't I come in with you? 327 00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:27,092 We'll get tun up off caipirinhas, show them you don't give a shit. 328 00:17:27,092 --> 00:17:29,848 This is like a proper, actual life thing, so no offence, 329 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,729 but I'm not about to take some random in there with me, am I? 330 00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:34,941 Okay. Fair. 331 00:17:36,444 --> 00:17:38,114 But it was nice chattin'. 332 00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:40,285 Hey, good luck with not being a YouTube sensation. 333 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,497 Good luck with not havin' an extraordinary life. 334 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:50,472 S-- Um... 335 00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:52,769 Thanks. 336 00:18:09,051 --> 00:18:13,184 Turn your coaster green for meat ♪ 337 00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:16,900 Turn your coaster red for no meat ♪ 338 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:20,741 'Cause who doesn't want some meat ♪ 339 00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:22,369 - Silly one. 340 00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:24,791 Oh! 341 00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:27,337 - Hey, babe! - My bro! 342 00:18:28,423 --> 00:18:30,260 But only before 7.00 p.m. ♪ 343 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:33,141 - Good to see you, man. 344 00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:36,021 Like happy hour ♪ 345 00:18:37,107 --> 00:18:39,153 We got here a bit early, and Eric was hungry, 346 00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,739 so we ordered some bits for the table. 347 00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:43,202 - Okay. - My belly was rumblin', bruh. 348 00:18:43,202 --> 00:18:45,206 People thought it was like a stampede of animals! 349 00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:48,296 I was like, "No. It's my belly. I'm hungry." 350 00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:50,049 - Baby, chill. 351 00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:51,135 - Oh. 352 00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,264 So, how have you been? 353 00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:56,312 Yeah, good. You? 354 00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:59,067 - Amazin'. Mm-hmm. - Yeah, really, really amazin'. 355 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,195 Amazin'. 356 00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:03,326 Oh, shit. 357 00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:07,125 So, see that coaster next to you? Keep it on green. 358 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,629 They just keep bringin' food over. 359 00:19:08,629 --> 00:19:10,841 - It's just kinda mad. - Yeah, I know. I've been here before. 360 00:19:10,841 --> 00:19:12,720 Yeah, man, I'm never turning mine red. 361 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,433 They'll have to carry me out of this place. 362 00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,229 Ooh. Try a croquette ting, man. 363 00:19:17,229 --> 00:19:19,399 These make you cream! 364 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,863 I'm good. Maybe later. 365 00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:24,034 We're so glad you decided to come today, D. 366 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:27,667 Obviously, this isn't easy for any of us. You must have, like, a million questions. 367 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,419 - Uh, no, I don't-- - Thigh? 368 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,382 - Pile it on, irmão. 369 00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:32,802 That's "brother" in Portuguese. 370 00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,516 We went for a long weekend in Lisbon. So lit. 371 00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:38,689 Yeah, you should go, actually. We saw a lot of solo travellers, so... 372 00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,901 - Thigh? - I'm good, thanks. 373 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,281 G, you're not good. 374 00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:47,665 Next time, get it anyway, and then forward it onto my plate. 375 00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:50,629 So, um, maybe I should start. 376 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,259 Basically, what we wanna come out of today 377 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,346 is just for us all to move forward properly. 378 00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:56,558 Mmm. Preach, babe. 379 00:19:56,558 --> 00:19:59,187 'Cause there's gotta be a shelf life on guilt. 380 00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:02,402 Or is it gonna be a thing of every time we see something that reminds us of you, 381 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,906 we're gonna be all... 382 00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:05,199 Do you know what I mean? 383 00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:06,995 Um... 384 00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:10,209 Okay, yeah, I-- I think I do have a question. 385 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,253 Great. Go for it. 386 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,548 Why? 387 00:20:14,259 --> 00:20:15,638 Why did you cheat on me? 388 00:20:16,806 --> 00:20:18,267 'Cause we weren't happy, Dom. 389 00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:19,812 People grow apart. 390 00:20:19,812 --> 00:20:21,983 - They grow up. They change. - Well, I didn't change. 391 00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:23,946 I was talking about me. 392 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:27,077 I mean, this whole thing came as a surprise to me too, you know. 393 00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:32,755 Like, one day I woke up and I realised, this just didn't make sense anymore. 394 00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:36,721 But this did. 395 00:20:36,721 --> 00:20:38,600 You can't mess with destiny, bro. 396 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,771 When the stars align, the great conjunction happened-- 397 00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:43,192 - I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't-- - Sorry. 398 00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:45,614 I was on a call with the New York office. I was like, "I gotta go!" 399 00:20:45,614 --> 00:20:47,535 And they were like, "No!" 400 00:20:47,535 --> 00:20:49,831 Anyway... You must be Gia. 401 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,670 Wow, girl, your profile pics do not do you justice. 402 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:53,964 I'm Yas. 403 00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:57,470 Hi. I'm Eric. 404 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:59,057 Ah. He of the low-res cock. 405 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,228 - My rep precedes me. 406 00:21:01,228 --> 00:21:02,439 Geez! 407 00:21:02,439 --> 00:21:03,942 Thank you. Smells amazing. 408 00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:05,654 Sorry, I'm a little bit lost. 409 00:21:06,573 --> 00:21:08,618 - You are... - Yas. Dom's... 410 00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:12,626 Well, we're not really labelling it yet, are we? 411 00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:15,173 But I guess we're just kind of low-key fucking at the moment. 412 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,885 Uh, we're vibin', so, you know... 413 00:21:16,885 --> 00:21:18,597 - Okay. - Who knows? 414 00:21:18,597 --> 00:21:20,976 Okay, I see you, movin' up in the world. 415 00:21:23,147 --> 00:21:24,232 Not up. 416 00:21:24,232 --> 00:21:26,236 Um, I thought we agreed-- 417 00:21:26,236 --> 00:21:29,451 I know what I said, but I missed you, my sexy dumpling. 418 00:21:30,036 --> 00:21:31,371 You guys don't mind, right? 419 00:21:31,371 --> 00:21:32,917 - No. - Mm-mmm. 420 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,087 No, I-- I love that you're here. 421 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:38,385 Um, we actually ordered some bits for the table, so help yourself. 422 00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:41,433 And try one of those croquette tings, it'll make you cream. 423 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:43,187 Geez! 424 00:21:44,189 --> 00:21:47,988 Anyway, I wanna know everything. 425 00:21:48,489 --> 00:21:50,619 Um, how-- how did you guys meet? 426 00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:53,583 Oh, it's a pretty cute story. Do you wanna tell it, bub? 427 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,169 No, you, uh, go for it, 428 00:21:55,921 --> 00:21:56,923 bub. 429 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,512 You guys heard of Nothin' But A G Thang? 430 00:21:59,512 --> 00:22:01,891 It's this fire hip-hop karaoke night. 431 00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:03,895 Me and my girls were there a few nights back. 432 00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:07,778 And, you know, I was just chillin', fighting off an onslaught of dead guys. 433 00:22:07,778 --> 00:22:08,947 And just as I'm thinkin', 434 00:22:08,947 --> 00:22:13,957 "Rah, there isn't a single decent guy in this entire place," I hear... 435 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,420 - We have Yas! Come on! 436 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,217 Turns out one of my girls put my name down as a joke! 437 00:22:19,217 --> 00:22:22,600 How about we have ourselves a little duet? 438 00:22:25,479 --> 00:22:32,327 And it was just this immediate, deep, animal attraction. 439 00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:35,124 Palpable sexual energy crackling. Everyone in the room could feel it. 440 00:22:35,124 --> 00:22:36,210 - Really? 441 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,130 - Yeah. - Yeah, really. 442 00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:40,928 But, you know, calling it "a room" makes it sound kinda small. 443 00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:48,442 - We lit that place up. - We love you, Dom and Yas! 444 00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:51,783 - People were losin' their minds. - I want your babies! 445 00:22:51,783 --> 00:22:55,039 And there was just, like, this sea of people. 446 00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:56,834 - Like a mini concert. - Mmm. 447 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,130 And when we finished, the crowd started chanting... 448 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,678 Dom and Yas. Dom and Yas. 449 00:23:01,678 --> 00:23:04,099 - Yas and Dom. Yam and Yas. - Dom-Dom. Dom and Yas. 450 00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:07,773 Dom and Yas! Yas and Dom! Dom and Yas! Yas and Dom! 451 00:23:07,773 --> 00:23:09,777 And they were screamin'... 452 00:23:09,777 --> 00:23:11,279 Encore! Encore! 453 00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:17,918 "Encore! Encore!" 454 00:23:19,129 --> 00:23:21,133 They were gonna tear the place down if we didn't go again, 455 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,970 - so we did, like, five, six... - It was 20. 456 00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:24,849 - ...more songs. It was wild. - Mm-hmm. 457 00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:29,274 Well, that's gotta be, hands down, the greatest hook-up story of all time. 458 00:23:30,694 --> 00:23:31,779 I have a question. 459 00:23:31,779 --> 00:23:34,075 You did karaoke? 460 00:23:34,577 --> 00:23:35,746 I guess you were right. 461 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,543 People do change. 462 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:40,589 - Lamb? - Yeah-- 463 00:23:40,589 --> 00:23:42,133 - No! 464 00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:43,427 - Thank you! 465 00:23:46,266 --> 00:23:48,187 Oh, shit. D, guess what? 466 00:23:48,187 --> 00:23:50,191 I got fired from the sports bar. 467 00:23:50,191 --> 00:23:51,694 - No. 468 00:23:51,694 --> 00:23:52,946 - Baby... - Yeah. 469 00:23:52,946 --> 00:23:54,282 ...why you bringing that up now? 470 00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:56,078 He used to work there. It's banter. 471 00:23:56,078 --> 00:23:58,123 - Yeah. - Yeah. You know how it was, like, 472 00:23:58,123 --> 00:24:00,879 if you have to go to the staff loos by going down to the basement? 473 00:24:00,879 --> 00:24:02,048 Got tired of doing that. 474 00:24:02,048 --> 00:24:03,718 So, I just started pissing in Oasis bottles, 475 00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:06,473 'cause you know that big rim, no spillage. 476 00:24:06,974 --> 00:24:09,229 I stuck 'em all in my locker, and I kept on sayin', like, 477 00:24:09,229 --> 00:24:10,857 "Just empty it. Empty it." 478 00:24:10,857 --> 00:24:13,905 And manager caught me with, like, 18 bottles of piss in there. 479 00:24:13,905 --> 00:24:15,575 I tried to say it was apple juice. 480 00:24:15,575 --> 00:24:17,495 But he was like, "Nah, that's piss. I can smell it." 481 00:24:17,495 --> 00:24:19,040 "Uh, yeah, it's piss." 482 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,419 I can't believe they fired you for that. 483 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,550 I know. They're, like-- They're super political there. 484 00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:24,635 - Mmm. - They're-- Yeah. 485 00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:26,597 Sorry, sorry. 486 00:24:26,597 --> 00:24:27,975 I'm struggling with something here. 487 00:24:27,975 --> 00:24:30,312 You cheated on Dom with him? 488 00:24:31,189 --> 00:24:32,776 - Excuse you? - Yas-- 489 00:24:32,776 --> 00:24:34,572 No, I need to figure this out because it's baffling. 490 00:24:34,572 --> 00:24:38,538 You dumped this funny, clever, successful accountant 491 00:24:38,538 --> 00:24:40,834 for this jobless human bin-fire? 492 00:24:40,834 --> 00:24:42,211 Oh, that hurts a little bit. 493 00:24:42,211 --> 00:24:45,217 I mean, I get it, the arms are nice, but what do you even talk about? 494 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,514 Are you gonna sit there and let her say that shit to me? 495 00:24:47,514 --> 00:24:48,683 Well, she said my arms are nice. 496 00:24:48,683 --> 00:24:50,269 In hindsight, this was a terrible idea. 497 00:24:50,269 --> 00:24:51,772 I was trying to give everyone some harmony 498 00:24:51,772 --> 00:24:53,735 and allow everyone to live in their truths, but whatever. 499 00:24:53,735 --> 00:24:55,237 But you are living your truth. 500 00:24:55,237 --> 00:24:57,158 You cheated on him with his best mate from primary school. 501 00:24:57,158 --> 00:25:01,542 St John's, Dunloe. Buckeye! Buckeye-kye! La-la-la-la la... 502 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,462 You tricked him into believing he'd found a person 503 00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,341 that wanted to get to know him, like, properly, 504 00:25:05,341 --> 00:25:07,053 and instead of realising what a gift that was, 505 00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:09,516 someone baring their actual soul to you, you got scared. 506 00:25:09,516 --> 00:25:10,602 And so you clicked reset 507 00:25:10,602 --> 00:25:13,315 and moved on with the closest and least complicated option. 508 00:25:13,315 --> 00:25:14,442 That is your truth. 509 00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:21,999 And, by the way, your man swiped me on Tinder, like, a week ago. 510 00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:23,878 - What? - Mmm. No, I didn't. 511 00:25:23,878 --> 00:25:25,507 - I didn't swipe you. - Give me your phone. 512 00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:26,801 - Or anybody. - Now. 513 00:25:26,801 --> 00:25:28,136 - I didn't swipe her. - Eric. 514 00:25:28,136 --> 00:25:29,389 - Phone. - It's on rest mode. 515 00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:31,519 - It's on sleepy mode. It's off. - Now. 516 00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:32,688 Airplane mode? 517 00:25:33,564 --> 00:25:35,150 I can't believe you just did that! 518 00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:38,198 Did you see Gia's face when we were tag-teaming the karaoke story? 519 00:25:38,198 --> 00:25:39,952 She was shook! 520 00:25:39,952 --> 00:25:41,914 I feel good. 521 00:25:41,914 --> 00:25:43,250 Man, where did that come from, 522 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,379 all that stuff about it getting too real for her? 523 00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:47,216 Uh, don't know. I guess just everything you told me. 524 00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:48,302 Well, you nailed it. 525 00:25:48,302 --> 00:25:49,805 It's exactly what I've been wanting to say, 526 00:25:49,805 --> 00:25:52,018 but I've been too busy rolling over like a bitch. 527 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,771 - I shouldn't have said that. - No, it's true though. 528 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,200 Oh, come on. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Are you hungry? 529 00:26:01,036 --> 00:26:02,038 - I don't know-- - Come on-- 530 00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:05,169 No, listen, you just rode to my rescue. It's the least I can do. 531 00:26:05,169 --> 00:26:07,089 Anything you want, it's on me. 532 00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:09,302 Fine. 533 00:26:10,764 --> 00:26:13,895 Which way? Which way? Which way? 534 00:26:13,895 --> 00:26:15,105 Um. 535 00:26:15,105 --> 00:26:20,324 I was thinking maybe there's this banging burrito place in Brixton we could go to. 536 00:26:21,493 --> 00:26:22,495 This way? 537 00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:24,750 This way. 538 00:26:26,921 --> 00:26:30,135 Time will only tell me an eternity ♪ 539 00:26:30,845 --> 00:26:33,601 I remember the first time we met ♪ 540 00:26:33,601 --> 00:26:37,316 ♪ You had my heart wanting To disconnect from me ♪ 541 00:26:37,316 --> 00:26:40,197 Hearing your eyes say to me ♪ 542 00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:43,704 Come rollerblade with me ♪ 543 00:26:44,790 --> 00:26:46,459 Show me the ropes ♪ 544 00:26:46,459 --> 00:26:51,386 Hold tight and do not let go of me ♪ 545 00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:55,185 It was autumn back in '93 ♪ 546 00:26:55,185 --> 00:26:59,110 ♪ The leaves were falling down Ever reluctantly ♪ 547 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,743 ♪ You had your hair long When the days were short ♪ 548 00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,424 Babe, that outfit? Tens across the board. 549 00:27:11,009 --> 00:27:13,514 Oh. Thank you so much. 550 00:27:16,937 --> 00:27:17,939 Do you know her? 551 00:27:17,939 --> 00:27:19,526 No, but she looks fire, innit? 552 00:27:22,281 --> 00:27:24,160 What's up, man? Cool kicks. 553 00:27:24,703 --> 00:27:25,705 What? 554 00:27:25,705 --> 00:27:27,166 Dickhead, man. 555 00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:28,961 Suck your mum. 556 00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:30,214 Yep. 557 00:27:35,975 --> 00:27:38,188 So, moving back wasn't your first choice then? 558 00:27:38,689 --> 00:27:40,192 No. 559 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:44,283 I tried the sofa thing, but it turns out, I'm a man who requires sheets. 560 00:27:44,283 --> 00:27:47,081 Ah, so you're in it for the quality bedding. 561 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:50,755 Honestly, it's like they never want me to leave. 562 00:27:50,755 --> 00:27:52,383 They bought me a PlayStation. 563 00:27:52,383 --> 00:27:54,513 My dad forces me on bike rides all the time. 564 00:27:54,513 --> 00:27:57,936 My mum literally won't stop makin' me boiled eggs and soldiers. 565 00:27:58,563 --> 00:28:01,401 Aw, you poor thing. 566 00:28:01,902 --> 00:28:03,029 I swear I'm devolving. 567 00:28:06,202 --> 00:28:09,626 You know, I can see you as a mummy's boy. 568 00:28:10,878 --> 00:28:13,843 And my already fragile ego takes another blow. 569 00:28:13,843 --> 00:28:14,928 Oh. 570 00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:16,389 Why did you go? ♪ 571 00:28:18,268 --> 00:28:19,353 Why did you go? ♪ 572 00:28:20,439 --> 00:28:23,445 ♪ Why did you go? Why did you go? ♪ 573 00:28:25,533 --> 00:28:27,662 - Why did you go? ♪ 574 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:28,873 Why is that bad? 575 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,587 I mean, for me, a good relationship with your mum 576 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:36,012 is like the man equivalent of checking a dog's got healthy gums on Crufts. 577 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,310 Well, in that case, I'll own it. I am a mummy's boy. 578 00:28:40,145 --> 00:28:41,899 Okay, it's less hot when you say it. 579 00:28:43,485 --> 00:28:46,366 - Oh, shit, I haven't looked yet. 580 00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:47,451 You trust me? 581 00:28:49,748 --> 00:28:51,417 - Mmm. - Yes, Colin. 582 00:28:51,417 --> 00:28:54,633 We'll have two spicy porks with everything. 583 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,346 Hot sauce? 584 00:28:57,346 --> 00:28:58,431 You know it. 585 00:28:58,431 --> 00:29:00,770 I'm sorry. None for me, thanks. 586 00:29:00,770 --> 00:29:04,235 Um, how spicy is the spicy pork? Like, out of ten? 587 00:29:06,322 --> 00:29:07,491 Do you like spicy food? 588 00:29:07,491 --> 00:29:08,828 Strong no. 589 00:29:08,828 --> 00:29:10,080 Then, an eight. 590 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:14,046 In that case, I'll change mine to the chicken, please. 591 00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:17,846 Although, it says mild. Is that mild-mild? Or... 592 00:29:24,150 --> 00:29:25,152 Um. 593 00:29:25,152 --> 00:29:26,237 Mmm. 594 00:29:32,332 --> 00:29:33,334 You gonna answer that? 595 00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:37,301 So, how was the blandest burrito ever? 596 00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:39,556 Delicious. 597 00:29:39,556 --> 00:29:41,727 - Hmm. Okay. Hmm. 598 00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:43,480 Hey. Have I got food in my teeth? 599 00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:47,446 Nope. Fresh. 600 00:29:48,783 --> 00:29:49,868 How about me? 601 00:29:52,456 --> 00:29:55,337 Squeaky clean. 602 00:30:01,892 --> 00:30:06,944 One, two, three, four, 603 00:30:07,570 --> 00:30:11,537 five, six, and change legs. 604 00:30:11,537 --> 00:30:14,668 - So, you and your ex. - Lift up. Two... 605 00:30:14,668 --> 00:30:16,588 My favourite subject. 606 00:30:16,588 --> 00:30:19,594 Were you two living together then before you... 607 00:30:19,594 --> 00:30:21,430 Uh, no. We weren't quite there yet. 608 00:30:21,932 --> 00:30:23,017 Makes it easier, I guess. 609 00:30:23,017 --> 00:30:25,188 Not having to chainsaw the flat-screen in half. 610 00:30:25,188 --> 00:30:26,775 There's that. 611 00:30:26,775 --> 00:30:29,781 Plus, I doubt there'd be a lot of, uh, bike rides 612 00:30:29,781 --> 00:30:31,618 and boiled eggs if I rocked up home. 613 00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:41,137 Four... 614 00:30:41,137 --> 00:30:43,349 - That will be me one day, man. - Five... 615 00:30:43,349 --> 00:30:46,982 Couple rich ex-husbands, menstruation a distant memory, 616 00:30:46,982 --> 00:30:49,028 sat out in the park with both my legs behind my head. 617 00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:50,447 It's just beautiful. 618 00:30:51,282 --> 00:30:52,284 Three. 619 00:30:54,121 --> 00:30:55,833 - Four. 620 00:30:57,127 --> 00:30:58,923 - That will be me. - Five. 621 00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:01,637 Old but still thirsty. 622 00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:04,183 Six... 623 00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:08,066 - Change your legs. 624 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:12,199 So, before the Eric stuff, you had no idea you and Gia were done? 625 00:31:14,078 --> 00:31:16,625 Nope. Thought we were all set. 626 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:18,671 Really? 627 00:31:18,671 --> 00:31:20,423 There wasn't a single moment? 628 00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:24,348 A tiny crack in the beautiful pottery that was you and her? 629 00:31:27,145 --> 00:31:28,899 I'm gonna need to think about that. 630 00:31:30,778 --> 00:31:32,114 You go first. 631 00:31:32,114 --> 00:31:34,368 When did you realise you and your ex were done? 632 00:31:34,368 --> 00:31:38,585 Oh. There were probably a shitload of alarm bells I was snoozing through. 633 00:31:38,585 --> 00:31:41,675 But if I had to pick a specific moment... 634 00:31:46,183 --> 00:31:47,352 He don't wave at boats. 635 00:31:47,854 --> 00:31:48,856 Say again? 636 00:31:50,025 --> 00:31:52,947 If people on a boat wave at you, you have to wave back. 637 00:31:52,947 --> 00:31:54,033 It's the law. 638 00:31:54,033 --> 00:31:56,538 Tourism funds sex trafficking. 639 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:58,542 Hmm. 640 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,763 What? 641 00:32:04,763 --> 00:32:07,852 So apparently there are two types of people in this world. 642 00:32:08,436 --> 00:32:10,231 The ones who wave at boats 643 00:32:10,816 --> 00:32:12,152 and the ones who hate joy. 644 00:32:12,152 --> 00:32:13,572 Which one am I? 645 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:18,582 Haven't decided yet. 646 00:32:24,093 --> 00:32:28,101 Oh, so, I have thought about my writing-on-the-wall moment. 647 00:32:28,644 --> 00:32:30,898 This still wakes me up at night cringin'. 648 00:32:30,898 --> 00:32:32,234 Ooh, this gonna be good. 649 00:32:34,572 --> 00:32:41,377 Okay, um, so, a while back, for our anniversary, 650 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,131 I wanted to do something special. 651 00:32:44,466 --> 00:32:47,932 So I booked the place we ended up at on our first date. 652 00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:50,938 Can't believe I filled in my eyebrows for this. 653 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:53,151 - Late-night Morley's. 654 00:32:53,151 --> 00:32:55,405 I thought it would be cute and romantic. 655 00:32:55,405 --> 00:32:57,367 A sweet little throwback... 656 00:32:59,204 --> 00:33:01,543 Hey-yo, boss man! I need chicken! 657 00:33:02,043 --> 00:33:03,462 ...but apparently not. 658 00:33:03,964 --> 00:33:05,843 Hey, you're a lucky girl, aren't you? 659 00:33:08,765 --> 00:33:11,145 Anyway, that was the last grand gesture I tried. 660 00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:13,984 Okay, I'm not even lyin', yeah? 661 00:33:13,984 --> 00:33:16,071 That is literally my dream date. 662 00:33:16,071 --> 00:33:21,958 In fact, if I had a restaurant, I'd call it "Nuggets by Candlelight". 663 00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:24,923 - No, but I'm not even joking. - Loser. 664 00:33:24,923 --> 00:33:26,383 How could she not find that cute? 665 00:33:26,383 --> 00:33:27,553 I don't know. 666 00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:31,143 But that is my side of the story, innit? 667 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:33,982 I bet Gia must have loads of writin'-on-the-wall stories about me. 668 00:33:33,982 --> 00:33:36,237 And there you go again, trying to share the blame. 669 00:33:36,237 --> 00:33:39,284 Well, I'm just saying, what if they actually are meant to be? 670 00:33:39,786 --> 00:33:42,123 - Gia and Eric? - Yeah. 671 00:33:42,123 --> 00:33:44,712 What if I'm the awkward hook-up story? 672 00:33:45,296 --> 00:33:48,762 A funny anecdote in a future best man's speech? 673 00:33:49,973 --> 00:33:52,561 Wow. That is insanely forgiving. 674 00:33:53,855 --> 00:33:56,528 I know. Maybe you've just inspired me. 675 00:33:57,530 --> 00:33:59,241 How chill you are about your ex. 676 00:33:59,742 --> 00:34:01,453 Maybe it's time I tried that shit. 677 00:34:02,038 --> 00:34:06,881 Hey. Not everyone can be this, uh, progressive. Takes talent. 678 00:34:09,595 --> 00:34:12,183 So, you were a grand gesture guy, then? 679 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,269 Big time. 680 00:34:13,269 --> 00:34:15,231 I once hid chocolates in my girlfriend's bed, 681 00:34:15,231 --> 00:34:17,444 but they melted, and she thought I shit myself. 682 00:34:22,913 --> 00:34:24,625 - I won't be doing that again. - Uh-huh. 683 00:34:34,478 --> 00:34:35,731 We should go get a drink. 684 00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:38,152 Definitely. 685 00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:41,200 I'll make you miss your last train today. 686 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,285 Is it now? 687 00:34:42,285 --> 00:34:44,164 - Mm-hmm. 688 00:34:44,164 --> 00:34:46,377 No, but seriously, I can't. 689 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,466 But if you're havin' a good time, you won't realise. 690 00:34:49,466 --> 00:34:51,178 If I miss it, it's a night bus. 691 00:34:51,178 --> 00:34:53,474 And if I'm lucky enough to survive that, it's a taxi. 692 00:34:53,474 --> 00:34:55,019 Not an Uber, a taxi. 693 00:34:55,019 --> 00:34:58,819 Yeah, but sometimes you just gotta say, "I'ma see what happens." 694 00:34:59,361 --> 00:35:01,908 Like, fuck it. No plannin', balls to the wall, 695 00:35:01,908 --> 00:35:03,620 just go where the breeze takes you. 696 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:04,956 "I'ma see what happens"? 697 00:35:04,956 --> 00:35:06,543 It's good for the soul, trust. 698 00:35:12,053 --> 00:35:13,055 So? 699 00:35:17,565 --> 00:35:18,567 I got time. 700 00:35:22,825 --> 00:35:25,288 Can I get a cranberry juice, a pint of lager 701 00:35:25,288 --> 00:35:27,041 and a packet of salt and vinegar? 702 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,545 - Thank you. 703 00:35:30,716 --> 00:35:31,801 Yas speaking. 704 00:35:31,801 --> 00:35:34,640 Hey, this is Theresa from Upon Films. The costume designer. 705 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,934 Oh, hi. 706 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:40,276 Yeah, sorry to do this, but we're gonna have to shift you back half an hour? 707 00:35:40,276 --> 00:35:41,361 Is that okay? 708 00:35:42,615 --> 00:35:44,284 - You know what? 709 00:35:44,284 --> 00:35:46,581 - That actually doesn't work for me. - Thank you. 710 00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:47,792 Is it cool if I reschedule? 711 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:51,298 Yeah, actually, we were hoping to make a decision today. 712 00:35:51,298 --> 00:35:52,801 - Sorry. - Uh, okay. 713 00:35:52,801 --> 00:35:54,555 - Love you. See you later, bye! - Yeah-- Uh-- 714 00:35:54,555 --> 00:35:55,891 - Hello? Hello-- 715 00:35:55,891 --> 00:35:57,728 - Who's that? - Oh, that-that was Cass. 716 00:35:58,229 --> 00:35:59,231 How is she? 717 00:36:00,107 --> 00:36:01,820 Yeah, yeah, better. 718 00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:03,155 Thank you. 719 00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:06,286 Hey, I was, um, I was meaning to ask you. 720 00:36:06,286 --> 00:36:09,167 - Do you really recognise Eric from Tinder? - Oh. No. 721 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,506 But you just know he's still on there, huntin'. 722 00:36:12,465 --> 00:36:14,177 I'm guessing you're not on the apps, no? 723 00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:15,639 Nah. 724 00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:17,893 It's Valentine's Day at primary school all over again. 725 00:36:17,893 --> 00:36:19,814 Oh, wait, let me guess. 726 00:36:19,814 --> 00:36:21,776 Little Dom didn't get any cards. 727 00:36:21,776 --> 00:36:24,030 - No. But you know who did? 728 00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:26,451 Lewis Younge, who had pubes at nine 729 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:28,748 and would punch people in the nuts for fun. 730 00:36:28,748 --> 00:36:30,669 Why are guys like that always called Lewis? 731 00:36:30,669 --> 00:36:31,754 I know, right? 732 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:34,426 And now, everyone's only as good as their profile pic. 733 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,388 We're back to Lewis Younge and his drawer full of cards. 734 00:36:37,558 --> 00:36:40,856 Oh! You still haven't told me your break-up story. 735 00:36:40,856 --> 00:36:42,233 Uh, it really isn't that deep. 736 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:45,031 No, no. You broke up with him and didn't look back. 737 00:36:45,031 --> 00:36:46,408 That's iconic. 738 00:36:47,536 --> 00:36:50,584 - 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey. - Stop. Shut up. 739 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:52,546 No, also-- also, dude, you met my ex. 740 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:54,967 Ah, oh. Okay. Fine. 741 00:36:57,890 --> 00:37:00,394 We broke up because of A Tribe Called Quest. 742 00:37:01,396 --> 00:37:02,566 - Aw, fuck! - Oh. 743 00:37:02,566 --> 00:37:04,277 Hey, babe. How's your day been? 744 00:37:04,277 --> 00:37:08,578 Mediocre with a sprinklin' of the entire universe trying to fuck with me. 745 00:37:08,578 --> 00:37:10,039 Wait, wait, wait. 746 00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:11,208 Jules? 747 00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,795 Nathan's mate? The sculptor? 748 00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:13,880 That's your ex? 749 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,007 Oh, he doesn't just sculpt. 750 00:37:15,007 --> 00:37:17,303 He calls himself an artistic polymath, 751 00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:19,517 which is just another term for being a cunt. 752 00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:21,311 - But, yeah, him. 753 00:37:21,311 --> 00:37:22,940 Things were getting kind of stale, 754 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:27,198 so I decided to try and get things flowing again, you know? 755 00:37:27,198 --> 00:37:28,618 Reawaken the magic. 756 00:37:28,618 --> 00:37:29,704 Your breath. 757 00:37:30,914 --> 00:37:32,375 That will be the homemade hummus. 758 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,460 - Listen. 759 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,008 You know how my head gets when I've been working on something new. 760 00:37:36,008 --> 00:37:37,886 I will take some of that hummus on a cracker. 761 00:37:37,886 --> 00:37:40,600 Please tell me you dumped his arse right there and then. 762 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,936 - Yeah! 763 00:37:41,936 --> 00:37:43,523 - Right? - Get rid of him. 764 00:37:43,523 --> 00:37:47,698 Nope. I took a big L and got this prick some fucking hummus. 765 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:51,371 I figured, a few sips of wine, some tunes... 766 00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:54,127 - Wow! 767 00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:56,966 Babe, feeling a bit sonically sensitive right now. 768 00:37:56,966 --> 00:37:59,764 So, do you mind turning that shit, like, way down for me? 769 00:37:59,764 --> 00:38:01,642 He called Tribe "that shit"? 770 00:38:01,642 --> 00:38:04,565 You might wanna ration your disdain because there's more. 771 00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,113 Hi. You're blocking the TV. 772 00:38:09,032 --> 00:38:11,537 Oh, okay. 773 00:38:11,537 --> 00:38:14,627 - Interesting. 774 00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:17,381 - Crocs. - Oh, fuck. Sorry. 775 00:38:20,304 --> 00:38:24,647 You know, I'm gonna forward you an article about how hip-hop's promotion of violence 776 00:38:24,647 --> 00:38:27,569 continues to perpetuate problematic Black stereotypes. 777 00:38:28,112 --> 00:38:29,113 What? 778 00:38:31,034 --> 00:38:32,663 And that's when it hit me. 779 00:38:33,915 --> 00:38:36,044 I had become basic. 780 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:39,342 So, there and then, I came up with a simple ethos 781 00:38:39,342 --> 00:38:41,764 to help guide me through all aspects of my life. 782 00:38:43,350 --> 00:38:44,520 If you make the hummus, 783 00:38:45,396 --> 00:38:46,398 you should get the head. 784 00:38:48,152 --> 00:38:49,487 What the fuck? 785 00:38:49,487 --> 00:38:52,326 - Yes! 786 00:38:53,161 --> 00:38:55,082 - Yes! Get in, get in. 787 00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:59,592 So while that prick was washing smooshed up chickpeas out of his pubes, 788 00:38:59,592 --> 00:39:02,221 I packed up any shit I had around there and bounced. 789 00:39:05,729 --> 00:39:07,148 Only one snag. 790 00:39:07,148 --> 00:39:09,110 In my rush to escape, I forgot-- 791 00:39:09,110 --> 00:39:11,239 No. Don't say it. 792 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,953 My copy of The Low End Theory. 793 00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:17,920 Do you know what? 794 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,965 You helped me with Gia. I wanna do this for you. 795 00:39:19,965 --> 00:39:23,388 Let's go find a record shop right now, and I'll buy you a new copy. 796 00:39:23,388 --> 00:39:24,725 That is really sweet. 797 00:39:25,309 --> 00:39:26,604 But I don't want a new copy. 798 00:39:26,604 --> 00:39:28,440 - I want my copy. - Oh. Okay. 799 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,404 Why should he get to keep it? Especially when he doesn't appreciate how good it is. 800 00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:32,490 Have you asked for it back? 801 00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:34,494 So he can make me jump through a million hoops? 802 00:39:34,494 --> 00:39:36,373 - No, thank you. - I can go round. Ask for you. 803 00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:39,045 Thank you, but he would love that even more. 804 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:40,924 Plus, he's not even in the country, so... 805 00:39:40,924 --> 00:39:42,218 Ooh! 806 00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:45,224 - Ooh! - What? What? 807 00:39:45,224 --> 00:39:46,309 - Come on. - Where? 808 00:39:46,309 --> 00:39:48,021 - Come on! - Oh. O-Okay. 809 00:39:48,021 --> 00:39:50,025 - Yas, Yas. 810 00:39:50,025 --> 00:39:52,154 - Chill. - Hurry up! 811 00:39:53,323 --> 00:39:55,202 And you're definitely sure he's away? 812 00:39:59,127 --> 00:40:01,089 - Who's the girl? - She was his life coach. 813 00:40:01,089 --> 00:40:02,884 Apparently, she opened his mind. 814 00:40:02,884 --> 00:40:04,429 And then her legs. 815 00:40:04,429 --> 00:40:06,684 She's got some dumb name, like Tabby or something. 816 00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:09,982 That's a pretty dumb name, isn't it? Or maybe not for a cat, but... 817 00:40:12,361 --> 00:40:13,614 - What? - No, nothing. 818 00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:15,451 I'm just saying it's a dumb name, that's all. 819 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,962 How come you still got a key to Jules's place anyway? 820 00:40:20,962 --> 00:40:23,926 I still got the key to my year-eight locker on here, okay? 821 00:40:27,768 --> 00:40:29,813 Damn. He must've changed the locks. 822 00:40:30,314 --> 00:40:31,525 Like I'm gonna break in. 823 00:40:32,944 --> 00:40:34,740 - Fiona and Steve! - Huh? 824 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:36,702 My parents' next-door neighbours. 825 00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:38,956 They always have a key in case of emergencies. Oh. 826 00:40:38,956 --> 00:40:41,127 Someone must have a key for Jules's gaff. 827 00:40:45,929 --> 00:40:47,306 Come on. Are you coming? Come on! 828 00:40:47,306 --> 00:40:48,643 - Yes. 829 00:40:48,643 --> 00:40:49,728 Jules's mums. 830 00:40:49,728 --> 00:40:52,901 Like, "mums", plural. Janet and Tanice. 831 00:40:52,901 --> 00:40:54,696 Are you sure you're down for this? 832 00:40:54,696 --> 00:40:55,782 Yeah. 833 00:40:55,782 --> 00:40:57,409 Mums love me. Trust. 834 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:03,338 Okay, well, just chill and keep them chattin', and I'll look for the key. 835 00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:04,382 - What? 836 00:41:04,382 --> 00:41:05,677 I thought you were gonna ask for it. 837 00:41:05,677 --> 00:41:06,971 I can't walk up and demand the key. 838 00:41:06,971 --> 00:41:08,641 - We're gonna have to chat to them-- - About what? 839 00:41:08,641 --> 00:41:09,893 - I don't know. 840 00:41:09,893 --> 00:41:10,979 - Hi, Auntie. 841 00:41:11,647 --> 00:41:14,862 You're joking me. Yas! 842 00:41:14,862 --> 00:41:17,366 - Tanice, look who's here! 843 00:41:17,366 --> 00:41:19,997 You are a sight for sore eyes. 844 00:41:19,997 --> 00:41:21,542 - Girl! - Come here! 845 00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:23,086 - Oh! 846 00:41:23,086 --> 00:41:26,134 We were coming back from somewhere, and I desperately needed a loo. 847 00:41:26,134 --> 00:41:27,971 And then I realised I was right by your place, so... 848 00:41:27,971 --> 00:41:30,392 Oh, say no more. Come in and do your business. 849 00:41:30,392 --> 00:41:32,856 - And you're gonna stay for a drink. - Who's that, then? 850 00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:34,693 Oh, this is my friend Dom. 851 00:41:35,194 --> 00:41:36,404 Room for one more? 852 00:41:36,404 --> 00:41:37,616 Mmm. 853 00:41:38,325 --> 00:41:41,039 You remember where it is, and make sure you use the good soap. 854 00:41:41,039 --> 00:41:42,792 - Yes. 855 00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:45,047 Come, boy. 856 00:41:47,218 --> 00:41:49,973 You'll never find ♪ 857 00:41:52,311 --> 00:41:54,065 As long as you live ♪ 858 00:41:57,154 --> 00:42:00,077 Someone who loves you ♪ 859 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,122 What's happening, everyone? 860 00:42:02,122 --> 00:42:03,416 Tender like I do ♪ 861 00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:04,795 Help yourself. 862 00:42:04,795 --> 00:42:06,172 But not the Wray & Nephews. 863 00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:08,553 Oh, that's okay. I'm not really a big drinker. 864 00:42:09,303 --> 00:42:10,430 Tyrese, come here, lovey. 865 00:42:11,057 --> 00:42:12,519 Dominoes. Sick. 866 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,900 Oh, I'll leave you to it. 867 00:42:22,037 --> 00:42:23,331 You're in my seat. 868 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,670 And that was obviously a mistake. 869 00:42:48,924 --> 00:42:49,926 Hmm. 870 00:42:51,555 --> 00:42:52,599 Oh, no, no, no. Auntie said-- 871 00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:54,435 Okay, maybe a bit then. Cheers. 872 00:42:57,441 --> 00:42:58,903 - You like the tunes? 873 00:42:58,903 --> 00:42:59,988 Oh. 874 00:43:00,573 --> 00:43:02,535 Yeah. Definitely. This is a bop. 875 00:43:04,372 --> 00:43:05,541 Wouldn't think it'd be your ting. 876 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:10,008 - Oh, no. No, this is specifically my ting. 877 00:43:10,008 --> 00:43:14,225 Yeah. Like a Sunday morning in Kingston type vibe. 878 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:17,941 - Jamaica. Not upon Thames. 879 00:43:20,445 --> 00:43:21,698 So, what else you into? 880 00:43:21,698 --> 00:43:25,748 Hip-hop, grime, trap, bit of Motown after one too many of these. 881 00:43:25,748 --> 00:43:27,961 Hmm. You sound like a man who knows his music. 882 00:43:27,961 --> 00:43:29,213 Pass your phone. 883 00:43:29,213 --> 00:43:31,134 - Hmm? - Let's put some of your joints on. 884 00:43:31,134 --> 00:43:32,344 Oh. 885 00:43:32,344 --> 00:43:34,683 - Oh, no, people seem to be en-- - Anyone mind if we change the music? 886 00:43:34,683 --> 00:43:36,018 - No, go ahead. - No. 887 00:43:36,018 --> 00:43:37,564 Come, come. Come, come, come, come, come. 888 00:43:37,564 --> 00:43:39,150 I don't think my phone's gonna connect to the Blue-- 889 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:40,235 Pin? 890 00:43:41,028 --> 00:43:42,615 Yeah, what is it again? Um. 891 00:43:43,576 --> 00:43:44,578 Two, one, seven, three. 892 00:43:44,578 --> 00:43:46,497 But, listen, uh, my tastes are pretty eclectic-- 893 00:43:46,497 --> 00:43:48,001 Don't worry, I'm gonna put it on shuffle. 894 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,796 I don't want to run away ♪ 895 00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:54,890 ♪ But I can't take it I don't understand ♪ 896 00:43:54,890 --> 00:43:58,981 Oh. Obviously, this doesn't really have a-- a party feel, so... 897 00:44:00,317 --> 00:44:03,657 Some say love, it is a river ♪ 898 00:44:03,657 --> 00:44:04,910 Sorry. 899 00:44:06,370 --> 00:44:08,584 I listened to this one playlist a lot after... 900 00:44:08,584 --> 00:44:09,544 That drowns ♪ 901 00:44:09,544 --> 00:44:11,088 Try it one more time. 902 00:44:11,088 --> 00:44:12,049 The tender... ♪ 903 00:44:13,594 --> 00:44:14,679 It's ridiculous. 904 00:44:15,806 --> 00:44:16,809 Let it play. 905 00:44:19,396 --> 00:44:23,321 Fortunately you have found ♪ 906 00:44:23,321 --> 00:44:27,956 Someone who relies on you ♪ 907 00:44:27,956 --> 00:44:32,256 We started out as friends ♪ 908 00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,644 Sign your name across my heart ♪ 909 00:44:38,644 --> 00:44:43,236 I want you to be my baby ♪ 910 00:44:43,236 --> 00:44:47,494 Sign your name across my heart ♪ 911 00:44:47,494 --> 00:44:52,045 I want you to be my lady ♪ 912 00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:55,135 Oh, okay. 913 00:44:58,934 --> 00:45:00,605 Do you want another piece of chicken? 914 00:45:00,605 --> 00:45:01,690 Yeah. 915 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:13,922 So, Peter. My guy. 916 00:45:13,922 --> 00:45:15,383 Like I was saying a second ago, um, 917 00:45:15,383 --> 00:45:18,056 we just need to get into Jules's flat for like a quick minute. 918 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:23,567 To, uh, liberate Yas's vinyl? 919 00:45:25,153 --> 00:45:26,322 - Yeah. - Hmm. 920 00:45:26,322 --> 00:45:27,867 See? You get it. 921 00:45:27,867 --> 00:45:29,244 You're old school. 922 00:45:31,374 --> 00:45:33,211 - Old. - Good old. 923 00:45:34,046 --> 00:45:35,048 You know what? 924 00:45:36,927 --> 00:45:42,855 I think I remember Tanice mentioning somewhere special they keep valuables 925 00:45:42,855 --> 00:45:46,153 and keys and such. Huh? 926 00:45:56,424 --> 00:45:59,681 - That marga boy you brought round... - Oh, here you go again, Auntie. 927 00:45:59,681 --> 00:46:01,768 He ain't your type, baby. 928 00:46:02,770 --> 00:46:03,772 Nah, he ain't. 929 00:46:14,126 --> 00:46:16,005 - Give us a hand. - Oh, don't-- don't worry. 930 00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:18,259 - I'll take it in for you. - Oh. Aw. 931 00:46:19,303 --> 00:46:20,472 - Let's go. - Okay. 932 00:46:27,235 --> 00:46:28,362 The fuck am I doin'? 933 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,882 There must be some way you and Jules can work things out. 934 00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:39,803 It's never gonna happen, Aunties. 935 00:46:39,803 --> 00:46:41,515 - I'm sorry. - Oh. But why? 936 00:46:41,515 --> 00:46:44,269 - But you were so good together. - Go on. Yeah. 937 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:47,610 Oh, I see. So you've set your sights elsewhere. 938 00:46:47,610 --> 00:46:50,406 You guys are funny. I've known him for, like, a day. 939 00:46:50,406 --> 00:46:52,954 The only reason we're hanging out is because I heard him cryin', 940 00:46:52,954 --> 00:46:54,456 and I felt sorry for him. That's it. 941 00:46:54,456 --> 00:46:55,543 What? 942 00:46:56,168 --> 00:46:58,130 I really think you should. 943 00:46:58,799 --> 00:47:01,011 - What the hell do you think you're doing? - Uh, no, I wasn't-- 944 00:47:01,011 --> 00:47:02,598 Um-- It-- 945 00:47:02,598 --> 00:47:04,226 - Tanice. - I totally get how this must-- 946 00:47:04,226 --> 00:47:05,938 - Yes, babes. - Uh, but... 947 00:47:05,938 --> 00:47:08,359 - Peter said-- but, nah-- Auntie. - What's going on, babes? 948 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:10,739 I caught this boy going through your knicker drawer. 949 00:47:10,739 --> 00:47:15,833 What? See, I knew there was something off about you, ya little perv. 950 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,296 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is not what I was doing at all. 951 00:47:18,296 --> 00:47:19,716 See, I was trying to find the key. 952 00:47:19,716 --> 00:47:21,135 What key? 953 00:47:23,306 --> 00:47:25,101 What have you done? 954 00:47:28,232 --> 00:47:29,777 Wow, so that got... 955 00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:31,322 - Real. - Yeah. 956 00:47:31,990 --> 00:47:33,619 Sorry. 957 00:47:33,619 --> 00:47:34,829 No, it's-- it's cool. 958 00:47:34,829 --> 00:47:37,627 It actually was my fault. I was trying to steal some of Tanice's pants. 959 00:47:37,627 --> 00:47:39,505 I knew it. 960 00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:42,762 We were so close. 961 00:47:42,762 --> 00:47:44,724 Like, so close. 962 00:47:44,724 --> 00:47:48,105 - I really thought we were gonna-- - All right, I heard you, okay? 963 00:47:48,105 --> 00:47:49,107 Hmm? 964 00:47:49,107 --> 00:47:51,445 When I was upstairs, I heard you chattin'. 965 00:47:51,445 --> 00:47:54,076 That was you in the toilet back at Nathan's thing? 966 00:47:54,744 --> 00:47:57,415 And that's why we're hanging out today, 'cause you felt sorry for me. 967 00:47:57,415 --> 00:47:58,543 No. 968 00:47:59,211 --> 00:48:00,213 Uh, kind of. 969 00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,382 That makes so much sense. 970 00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:03,135 But that wasn't the only reason. 971 00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:07,561 I had an interview this afternoon 972 00:48:07,561 --> 00:48:10,818 for a job doing costume on a low-budget film. 973 00:48:12,278 --> 00:48:13,949 I didn't know whether I wanted to go. 974 00:48:14,534 --> 00:48:16,203 And then they called me to push it back, 975 00:48:16,203 --> 00:48:18,290 and we were having such a nice time, so I thought-- 976 00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:19,711 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 977 00:48:19,711 --> 00:48:21,130 Why wouldn't you wanna go? 978 00:48:21,631 --> 00:48:23,301 A film? That's amazing. 979 00:48:23,969 --> 00:48:28,562 Well, this would be my fifth interview since I finished my course. 980 00:48:29,438 --> 00:48:31,483 I guess I wasn't really in the mood for another no. 981 00:48:31,483 --> 00:48:33,154 Well, it might've been a yes. 982 00:48:33,655 --> 00:48:34,824 Maybe. 983 00:48:38,122 --> 00:48:41,211 So, are we cool? With the whole... 984 00:48:41,211 --> 00:48:43,007 Crying thing? 985 00:48:45,971 --> 00:48:47,057 Hey, listen, if I, um-- 986 00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:52,108 If I get your number, maybe we can chill again sometime or... 987 00:48:52,108 --> 00:48:53,235 Definitely. 988 00:48:55,448 --> 00:48:56,659 Next time, Laser Quest though. 989 00:48:56,659 --> 00:48:59,331 Oh, you didn't enjoy kicking it at my ex's mums' gaff, no? 990 00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:03,507 Oh. 991 00:49:09,769 --> 00:49:11,648 - I'm gonna call an Uber. - Think I'll get the tube. Um... 992 00:49:11,648 --> 00:49:13,275 - Cool. - Yeah. 993 00:49:26,468 --> 00:49:28,347 - Hi. - Hi. 994 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,494 Yas. I just had a thought. 995 00:49:39,494 --> 00:49:44,212 That idiot Mona feeds Jules's succulents, so she's gotta have a key. 996 00:49:44,881 --> 00:49:47,469 You fancy borrowing the beast? 997 00:49:53,773 --> 00:49:55,318 You all right back there? 998 00:49:57,447 --> 00:49:58,909 Loving it. 999 00:50:00,328 --> 00:50:04,795 So, this Mona who may have a key, they run the karaoke night? 1000 00:50:04,795 --> 00:50:06,298 Yeah. 1001 00:50:06,298 --> 00:50:11,058 And just a heads up, Mona can be a little bit... extra. 1002 00:50:14,231 --> 00:50:16,318 ♪ Fuck the government And fuck Boris, yeah ♪ 1003 00:50:16,318 --> 00:50:18,782 ♪ I'm a villain Killin' when I'm barrin' ♪ 1004 00:50:18,782 --> 00:50:21,245 ♪ Brothers in the hood Just like the movie that I star in ♪ 1005 00:50:21,245 --> 00:50:23,583 ♪ Servicin' my whip I phoned the boss to bring my car in ♪ 1006 00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:26,296 ♪ I could probably take your chick But I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin' ♪ 1007 00:50:26,296 --> 00:50:27,800 Oh, I got the sauce ♪ 1008 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,302 Don't know what you thought ♪ 1009 00:50:29,302 --> 00:50:32,016 ♪ Catch me up in the snow In my sliders and my shorts ♪ 1010 00:50:32,016 --> 00:50:33,477 Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz... ♪ 1011 00:50:33,477 --> 00:50:35,524 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I know the person who runs it. 1012 00:50:35,524 --> 00:50:36,818 Mona! Yo, Mona! 1013 00:50:36,818 --> 00:50:39,532 Uh, Dean, can you bounce this girl, please? She's mad. 1014 00:50:39,532 --> 00:50:41,285 - What? - Yeah, sure. 1015 00:50:41,285 --> 00:50:43,247 Joke, joke, joke, joke, jokes. Let her in. 1016 00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:45,961 ♪ Brothers in the hood Just like the movie that I star in ♪ 1017 00:50:45,961 --> 00:50:48,215 ♪ Servicin' them whip And get my boss to bring my car in ♪ 1018 00:50:48,215 --> 00:50:49,301 - Hey. - Hey. 1019 00:50:49,301 --> 00:50:51,179 ♪ But I just wouldn't 'Cause she's jarrin' ♪ 1020 00:50:51,179 --> 00:50:52,850 Oh, I've got the sauce ♪ 1021 00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:54,770 - I don't know about that. - We'll be in and out. 1022 00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:56,774 He won't even know we were there. So speedy. 1023 00:50:56,774 --> 00:50:58,737 Yeah, and then what happens if you can't help yourself, 1024 00:50:58,737 --> 00:51:00,239 and you end up doing something stupid, 1025 00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,245 like cutting all the crotches out of his jeans or taking a shit in his sink? 1026 00:51:04,456 --> 00:51:06,168 Why would I do anything like that? 1027 00:51:09,132 --> 00:51:10,217 Right, here's the thing. 1028 00:51:10,217 --> 00:51:12,931 I'm just struggling to understand what it is that I'm gonna get out of it. 1029 00:51:12,931 --> 00:51:14,518 How about the chance to do the right thing? 1030 00:51:14,518 --> 00:51:16,355 All right, it's not the fucking Avengers, darling. 1031 00:51:16,355 --> 00:51:18,317 - What do you want? - That's on you, Yasmine. 1032 00:51:18,317 --> 00:51:21,239 But be creative, yeah? Because I'm so unbelievably bored. 1033 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,787 I'm stuck here with these posers, dying of inertia, 1034 00:51:23,787 --> 00:51:25,874 while you two get to run around and shit in people's sinks. 1035 00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:29,674 What entertainment are you providing Mona in exchange for this favour? 1036 00:51:30,842 --> 00:51:33,097 Damn, this is some gladiator shit tonight. 1037 00:51:35,852 --> 00:51:38,357 - No. No. - Do you want those keys or not? 1038 00:51:39,401 --> 00:51:41,989 Oh, my days, this is gonna be amazing! 1039 00:51:41,989 --> 00:51:44,244 Okay. Say stop. 1040 00:51:44,244 --> 00:51:45,580 Stop. 1041 00:51:50,047 --> 00:51:51,049 Oh! 1042 00:51:51,049 --> 00:51:52,928 Fine. We can do that. 1043 00:51:54,557 --> 00:51:55,642 "We"? 1044 00:51:55,642 --> 00:52:01,529 Okay, our next victim. By special request, we got Yas and Dom. 1045 00:52:01,529 --> 00:52:02,865 Where you kids at? 1046 00:52:07,039 --> 00:52:08,751 Just one second. 1047 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,716 - What's going on? - I can't do this. 1048 00:52:11,716 --> 00:52:12,926 - Yes, you can. - No, no, no. 1049 00:52:12,926 --> 00:52:14,847 You're the girl who gives strangers compliments in shops. 1050 00:52:14,847 --> 00:52:17,895 I'm also the girl that ducked out of a job interview today 'cause she was too scared. 1051 00:52:17,895 --> 00:52:19,982 I thought it was 'cause we were having a nice time. 1052 00:52:19,982 --> 00:52:21,736 Yeah, don't worry. We got all night. 1053 00:52:21,736 --> 00:52:23,030 Honestly, Dom, this is crazy. 1054 00:52:23,030 --> 00:52:26,161 Just fuck the keys, fuck the record. Jules can keep it. Let's just go. 1055 00:52:26,161 --> 00:52:27,831 Don't worry. I got this. 1056 00:52:29,585 --> 00:52:32,549 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1057 00:52:39,688 --> 00:52:42,653 Hey, how's it goin'? ♪ 1058 00:52:42,653 --> 00:52:43,947 I'm great. 1059 00:52:43,947 --> 00:52:48,038 ♪ No, not you You, the bow-legged one ♪ 1060 00:52:48,038 --> 00:52:50,125 - Mmm. 1061 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,378 What's your name? ♪ 1062 00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:53,090 Get off, mate. You're rubbish. 1063 00:52:53,090 --> 00:52:54,342 Damn, baby ♪ 1064 00:52:54,342 --> 00:52:55,595 Get out. 1065 00:52:55,595 --> 00:52:58,225 - That's sexy ♪ 1066 00:52:58,225 --> 00:53:00,730 ♪ Here I go, here I go Here I go again ♪ 1067 00:53:00,730 --> 00:53:02,776 - Girls, what's my weakness? ♪ - Men ♪ 1068 00:53:02,776 --> 00:53:05,866 ♪ Okay, then, chillin', chillin' Mindin' my business ♪ 1069 00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:08,203 ♪ Yo, Salt, I looked around And I couldn't believe this ♪ 1070 00:53:08,203 --> 00:53:10,625 ♪ I swear, I stared My niece my witness ♪ 1071 00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:13,171 - I, um... ♪ 1072 00:53:13,171 --> 00:53:15,677 ♪ Wicked, wicked Had to kick-- ♪ 1073 00:53:15,677 --> 00:53:17,848 - Sorry, um... 1074 00:53:17,848 --> 00:53:20,770 ♪ Then I flipped for a tip Make me wanna do tricks for him ♪ 1075 00:53:20,770 --> 00:53:23,442 ♪ Licked him Like a lollipop should be licked ♪ 1076 00:53:23,442 --> 00:53:25,780 ♪ Came to my senses And I chilled for a bit ♪ 1077 00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:28,076 ♪ Don't know how you do The voodoo that you do ♪ 1078 00:53:28,076 --> 00:53:31,374 ♪ So well it's a spell, hell Makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop ♪ 1079 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:33,880 - Shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop ♪ - Whoo! Yeah! 1080 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,884 - Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop ♪ 1081 00:53:35,884 --> 00:53:38,681 ♪ Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ♪ 1082 00:53:38,681 --> 00:53:40,100 ♪ Shoop ba-doop Um ♪ 1083 00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:42,731 ♪ You're packed and you're stacked Specifically in the back ♪ 1084 00:53:42,731 --> 00:53:45,528 ♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother For a butt like that ♪ 1085 00:53:45,528 --> 00:53:47,866 ♪ Can I get some fries With that shake-shake booty? ♪ 1086 00:53:47,866 --> 00:53:50,162 ♪ If looks can kill You would be an Uzi ♪ 1087 00:53:50,162 --> 00:53:51,707 You're a shotgun, bang! ♪ 1088 00:53:51,707 --> 00:53:53,251 What's up with that thang? ♪ 1089 00:53:53,251 --> 00:53:55,214 - I wanna know, how does it hang? ♪ 1090 00:53:55,214 --> 00:53:58,053 ♪ Straight up, wait up Hold up, Mr Lover ♪ 1091 00:53:58,053 --> 00:54:00,140 ♪ Like Prince said You're a sexy motha-- ♪ 1092 00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:03,480 ♪ Well, I like 'em real wild B-boy style by the mile ♪ 1093 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,610 ♪ Smooth Black skin With a smile ♪ 1094 00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:07,823 ♪ Bright as the sun I wanna have some fun ♪ 1095 00:54:07,823 --> 00:54:09,868 ♪ Come and give me some of that yum-yum Chocolate-- ♪ 1096 00:54:09,868 --> 00:54:13,291 - Were we just 110% fucking lit? - I can't believe you just did that. 1097 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:16,047 Hey, you're the one who just came on and absolutely smashed it. 1098 00:54:19,722 --> 00:54:20,807 Uh... 1099 00:54:23,145 --> 00:54:26,694 Uh, I was trying to kiss you on the cheek, and I missed-- 1100 00:54:26,694 --> 00:54:28,196 - Were you? - Yes. 1101 00:54:29,783 --> 00:54:30,869 Sorry. 1102 00:54:49,447 --> 00:54:51,660 - You can't be in there together. 1103 00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:55,668 Whoo! 1104 00:54:57,213 --> 00:54:59,718 - Whoo! - Whoo! 1105 00:54:59,718 --> 00:55:01,304 What are you doing? 1106 00:55:01,806 --> 00:55:03,475 I got over-excited. 1107 00:55:11,407 --> 00:55:12,409 Who is that? 1108 00:55:12,409 --> 00:55:14,288 I don't know. 1109 00:55:14,288 --> 00:55:16,000 Why is he following us? 1110 00:55:16,585 --> 00:55:18,171 - Go faster! 1111 00:55:25,310 --> 00:55:27,899 - Oh, shit! 1112 00:55:27,899 --> 00:55:30,195 - I told you. He ain't here. 1113 00:55:30,195 --> 00:55:34,203 Hey, hey. You gonna get the record or... 1114 00:55:34,203 --> 00:55:35,748 I gotta wee. 1115 00:55:35,748 --> 00:55:39,130 Okay, but just don't touch anything, yeah? Fingerprints. 1116 00:55:43,764 --> 00:55:46,394 - Okay. 1117 00:55:52,782 --> 00:55:54,703 ♪ Da-doop Shoop ba-doop ♪ 1118 00:55:54,703 --> 00:55:56,624 Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-- ♪ 1119 00:56:05,390 --> 00:56:07,019 That's how I imagine Obama smells. 1120 00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,317 Is that cedar-wood? 1121 00:56:11,277 --> 00:56:12,279 What is that? 1122 00:56:12,279 --> 00:56:13,448 A Mooncup. 1123 00:56:13,448 --> 00:56:15,745 - Probably Tabby's. - Yeah, I guessed that. 1124 00:56:16,580 --> 00:56:19,001 Jules used to make me hide my tampons in my make-up bag. 1125 00:56:19,962 --> 00:56:21,966 He has a thing. He says it puts him off brushing his teeth. 1126 00:56:21,966 --> 00:56:23,301 That is wild! 1127 00:56:23,301 --> 00:56:26,432 Yeah, but apparently Tabby's just welcome to leave her shit on display! 1128 00:56:26,432 --> 00:56:28,729 I need a drink. You wanna a drink? I want a drink. 1129 00:56:28,729 --> 00:56:30,399 Yas. Yas? Yas! 1130 00:56:30,399 --> 00:56:31,819 Hey! Listen, we probably shouldn't-- 1131 00:56:31,819 --> 00:56:35,994 Oh! That is a sexy V60. 1132 00:56:45,345 --> 00:56:48,268 I get it. You got a boner over his gaff. It's nice. It's cute. 1133 00:56:48,811 --> 00:56:50,857 Yas? Yas, where you going now? Just-- 1134 00:56:50,857 --> 00:56:53,069 I just need to check something. One sec. 1135 00:56:55,783 --> 00:56:58,288 - How is that even a sculpture? 1136 00:56:58,288 --> 00:57:00,960 - I knew it. She's fucking moved in. - So? 1137 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,630 Three months they've been together. 1138 00:57:02,630 --> 00:57:06,095 And look. All of her underwear looks like this. 1139 00:57:06,972 --> 00:57:08,726 Seriously, you'd have to sew 15 of these together 1140 00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,187 to get the pants I'm wearing right now. 1141 00:57:10,187 --> 00:57:11,648 - Why do you care? - I don't. 1142 00:57:11,648 --> 00:57:14,821 If she wants to be plagued by yeast infections, it's none of my business. 1143 00:57:15,907 --> 00:57:17,994 - Shit! Come on. 1144 00:57:17,994 --> 00:57:19,706 - This way, this way. - Fuck. 1145 00:57:20,499 --> 00:57:23,338 Nepalese or Peruvian? 1146 00:57:23,338 --> 00:57:25,927 Ah, I could murder a seviche right now. 1147 00:57:26,929 --> 00:57:27,931 - Hon? - Mmm? 1148 00:57:27,931 --> 00:57:29,643 Did you leave the lights on? 1149 00:57:29,643 --> 00:57:32,147 Must have been Mona. 1150 00:57:35,655 --> 00:57:36,782 Oh. 1151 00:57:38,326 --> 00:57:39,704 Ugh. 1152 00:57:40,497 --> 00:57:43,378 Uh, what the fuck is in my rice? 1153 00:57:43,378 --> 00:57:45,423 Is that my Mooncup? 1154 00:57:45,423 --> 00:57:48,138 Ugh, okay. I do not get Mona's sense of humour. 1155 00:57:51,018 --> 00:57:52,146 Someone's here. 1156 00:57:54,316 --> 00:57:55,862 - Get your rape spray. - They made me chuck it. 1157 00:57:55,862 --> 00:57:57,239 It was over a hundred mils! 1158 00:57:58,366 --> 00:58:00,872 - The fuck I'm gonna do with that? Fuck. - Well, I don't know. 1159 00:58:04,253 --> 00:58:05,255 Yo! 1160 00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:10,348 Don't let me catch you up in this crib, 'cause I'll straight up end you. 1161 00:58:10,348 --> 00:58:12,812 - You get me? - You should try and sound more scary. 1162 00:58:12,812 --> 00:58:14,481 What do you think I'm trying to do? 1163 00:58:14,983 --> 00:58:16,737 - Shh. - Oh, God. 1164 00:58:20,243 --> 00:58:22,624 Surprise. 1165 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,376 Yas? 1166 00:58:25,212 --> 00:58:27,216 - Hey. - Wow! 1167 00:58:28,384 --> 00:58:30,681 As in your ex, Yas? 1168 00:58:31,182 --> 00:58:32,392 What is she doing here, Julian? 1169 00:58:32,392 --> 00:58:36,568 Puttin' Mooncups in my rice and stealing your thongs apparently. 1170 00:58:36,568 --> 00:58:38,488 I wasn't stealing it. I was actually just trying it. 1171 00:58:38,488 --> 00:58:40,868 - Well, now you've stretched them. - My bad. 1172 00:58:40,868 --> 00:58:44,500 I have to give it to you, man. You are tenacious in your madness. 1173 00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:47,256 I change the locks, and you still find a way to break in 1174 00:58:47,256 --> 00:58:48,717 and bring your drama into our flat? 1175 00:58:48,717 --> 00:58:49,970 Our flat now, is it? 1176 00:58:49,970 --> 00:58:53,644 Yes, actually, this is our safe space which you've literally invaded. 1177 00:58:54,186 --> 00:58:56,274 Hello. Hi. Hello. 1178 00:58:56,274 --> 00:58:59,572 Sorry, this is all a massive misunderstanding. 1179 00:58:59,572 --> 00:59:01,702 We didn't break in. We got the key from Mona. 1180 00:59:01,702 --> 00:59:03,664 And we only came to get Yas's album. 1181 00:59:03,664 --> 00:59:05,500 - The Low End Theory? - Never heard of it. 1182 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,714 Yeah, they probably don't play it on basic bitch F.M. 1183 00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:10,135 Oh, wow. Okay, that was really uncalled for. 1184 00:59:10,636 --> 00:59:13,767 Babe, are you gonna call the police? Because I'm done with this toxic energy. 1185 00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:15,186 No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen. 1186 00:59:15,186 --> 00:59:17,650 The-- The record has sentimental value. 1187 00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:19,445 If we can just grab it, we'll bounce. 1188 00:59:19,445 --> 00:59:23,912 Listen, you seem like a nice guy, so let me give you some free advice. 1189 00:59:25,081 --> 00:59:26,877 - Run. 1190 00:59:26,877 --> 00:59:29,214 'Cause she will ruin your life, trust me. 1191 00:59:29,214 --> 00:59:30,300 That's unnecessary, man. 1192 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:33,974 No. That girl is a human quagmire. 1193 00:59:33,974 --> 00:59:35,060 That's a bog. 1194 00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:37,105 - People know what a quagmire is, babe. - Yeah, no. I know. 1195 00:59:37,105 --> 00:59:39,151 - But they might not understand your arty-- - Can I finish? 1196 00:59:40,863 --> 00:59:44,411 She will drag you down into all her petty shit 1197 00:59:44,411 --> 00:59:45,873 till you're struggling to breathe. 1198 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:48,378 My petty shit? 1199 00:59:49,046 --> 00:59:50,883 When we were together, everything was about you. 1200 00:59:50,883 --> 00:59:53,304 How many gallery openings did I go to? 1201 00:59:53,304 --> 00:59:55,016 Or dead poetry nights, smiling along 1202 00:59:55,016 --> 00:59:57,563 as you and your artist mates talked about how underappreciated you were. 1203 00:59:57,563 --> 00:59:59,316 You wouldn't understand the creative struggle. 1204 00:59:59,316 --> 01:00:01,028 Okay, fine. 1205 01:00:01,028 --> 01:00:04,577 You know, she thought she was gonna be a big-time costume designer. 1206 01:00:05,412 --> 01:00:09,336 Used to stay up all night, doodling away in her little pads. 1207 01:00:10,756 --> 01:00:12,844 How is that going by the way? 1208 01:00:12,844 --> 01:00:15,766 Babe. Babe. He's trying to steal our shit. 1209 01:00:15,766 --> 01:00:18,438 - Little thief. - Oh, come on, man. 1210 01:00:18,438 --> 01:00:20,693 You don't even care about this. Just let her have it. 1211 01:00:21,193 --> 01:00:23,615 Oh, snap! 1212 01:00:23,615 --> 01:00:27,247 You're properly into her, aren't you? 1213 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:32,466 Mate, she's already got you breaking and entering. 1214 01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:34,554 You really think this is gonna end well? 1215 01:00:35,848 --> 01:00:37,434 Not just breaking and entering. 1216 01:00:38,186 --> 01:00:41,108 She had me rapping to a room full of people earlier 1217 01:00:41,108 --> 01:00:43,780 and racing about town on the back of a moped. 1218 01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:46,327 - Your mum's moped, actually. - What? 1219 01:00:46,327 --> 01:00:49,834 They lent it to us after they caught me sneaking around her underwear drawer. 1220 01:00:49,834 --> 01:00:52,715 Seriously, what is it with you two and other people's underwear? 1221 01:00:52,715 --> 01:00:54,176 Yeah, that is a bit weird. 1222 01:00:57,725 --> 01:01:00,898 In answer to your question, I don't know how today is gonna end. 1223 01:01:00,898 --> 01:01:04,279 But, as weird as it's been, 1224 01:01:05,073 --> 01:01:09,081 it's also kind of been one of the greatest days ever, so... 1225 01:01:09,081 --> 01:01:11,335 Even being on the back of the moped? 1226 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,047 No, I hated that. 1227 01:01:14,551 --> 01:01:17,138 Aw, that is actually really cute. 1228 01:01:19,811 --> 01:01:20,854 Are you done? 1229 01:01:20,854 --> 01:01:23,401 - 'Cause I'd like my property back now. - It's not yours though, is it? 1230 01:01:23,401 --> 01:01:27,325 - Oh, seriously, don't be confused. Yeah? - What's the-- 1231 01:01:27,325 --> 01:01:30,708 Just 'cause I know how to rock a kimono doesn't mean I can't fuck you up! 1232 01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:32,795 Hey, hey, hey. Listen. You don't wanna fight me. 1233 01:01:32,795 --> 01:01:35,843 Your hands are your tools, and I have a notoriously bony face. 1234 01:01:35,843 --> 01:01:40,018 So, we'll be leaving now, with the record, but it was lovely to meet you both-- 1235 01:01:40,018 --> 01:01:42,397 - Oh. Oh, my God. 1236 01:01:42,397 --> 01:01:43,984 I posed for that for weeks! 1237 01:01:43,984 --> 01:01:46,405 - Oh. Oh, I am so, so, so-- 1238 01:01:46,405 --> 01:01:48,284 - Ah, fuck! - Are you-- 1239 01:01:48,284 --> 01:01:49,996 What are you doing? Why did you do that? 1240 01:01:49,996 --> 01:01:51,332 - Whoa! - Stay away from my man! 1241 01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:53,502 - I don't want your-- - No! No! 1242 01:01:54,171 --> 01:01:55,758 - You're a psycho! - What's your problem? 1243 01:01:55,758 --> 01:01:57,511 Everybody, please watch the fucking art. 1244 01:02:11,038 --> 01:02:15,338 You know, I actually felt guilty about how it went down between us. 1245 01:02:16,591 --> 01:02:22,520 But now, I know I made the right decision dumping your arse. 1246 01:02:40,556 --> 01:02:42,727 Yas? Yas! 1247 01:02:42,727 --> 01:02:45,064 Wait, I don't understand. He dumped you? 1248 01:02:45,064 --> 01:02:46,150 Yeah. 1249 01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:47,820 - But you told me-- - I know what I told you. 1250 01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:49,949 Come on. You loved that I dashed him. You said I was iconic. 1251 01:02:49,949 --> 01:02:52,705 - That's what I thought actually happened. - Me and you had literally just met. 1252 01:02:52,705 --> 01:02:54,625 I didn't think you wanted to hear my whole sob story. 1253 01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:56,755 - You made me tell you mine. - It didn't take much persuading. 1254 01:02:56,755 --> 01:02:57,840 No. Sorry. Look. 1255 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,344 You're trying to turn this around on me for being too truthful? 1256 01:03:02,432 --> 01:03:06,148 Fine. You really wanna hear all the grimy details? 1257 01:03:07,233 --> 01:03:10,866 I sat around in the same pair of joggers for weeks, 1258 01:03:10,866 --> 01:03:14,999 cryin' into Greggs sausage rolls, leaving cringy, begging voicemails. 1259 01:03:14,999 --> 01:03:17,128 And as if that wasn't enough, 1260 01:03:17,128 --> 01:03:22,848 I accidentally liked a photo of Tabby from five years ago on her mum's Facebook. 1261 01:03:22,848 --> 01:03:26,104 So, Jules told all our friends I was a stalker, 1262 01:03:26,104 --> 01:03:31,114 and every single one of them, except for Cass, believed him. 1263 01:03:31,114 --> 01:03:35,791 That's really shit. But why wouldn't you just tell me that? 1264 01:03:35,791 --> 01:03:38,588 I'm not good at this, Dom. 1265 01:03:40,551 --> 01:03:45,184 Can we just go get a beer and start over, please? 1266 01:03:45,184 --> 01:03:46,395 I can't. 1267 01:03:46,395 --> 01:03:47,982 Why not? 1268 01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:51,029 Because you lied to me from the jump. 1269 01:03:51,948 --> 01:03:53,577 At least Gia waited a while. 1270 01:03:54,286 --> 01:03:55,288 I'm not Gia. 1271 01:03:55,288 --> 01:03:57,543 - I know. I know that. - I didn't fuck your best mate. 1272 01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:59,755 I just curated my shit a little bit. Big fucking deal. 1273 01:03:59,755 --> 01:04:02,678 Maybe you should try it. Maybe then you'd have a few more cards left in your drawer. 1274 01:04:02,678 --> 01:04:04,599 Maybe, but at least I'd still be real. 1275 01:04:05,099 --> 01:04:07,980 You win. God, there's nothing realer than being in your twenties 1276 01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:10,736 and still wanking away in a single bed at your parents' house there, is there? 1277 01:04:10,736 --> 01:04:13,032 Coming from the girl who literally just broke into her ex's flat 1278 01:04:13,032 --> 01:04:14,409 so she could see him again. 1279 01:04:14,409 --> 01:04:16,664 This is wild. You're trying to make out like I'm not over Jules 1280 01:04:16,664 --> 01:04:18,919 when Gia lives in your head rent free. 1281 01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:25,306 Hey, how about we go find a toilet so you can have a big cry in it. 1282 01:04:57,621 --> 01:05:03,591 ♪ Sipping on my lemon and ginger And I can count the times ♪ 1283 01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:06,931 Night bus! Whoop-whoop! 1284 01:05:07,599 --> 01:05:09,019 When things weren't wonderful ♪ 1285 01:05:09,019 --> 01:05:10,104 Whoop. 1286 01:05:12,693 --> 01:05:15,532 But worthwhile love is a handful ♪ 1287 01:05:19,623 --> 01:05:21,418 I mean when I say ♪ 1288 01:05:23,506 --> 01:05:27,263 You're beautiful ♪ 1289 01:05:30,269 --> 01:05:34,737 ♪ Don't waste your tears On those images ♪ 1290 01:05:34,737 --> 01:05:39,914 ♪ You have too many years ahead of you And not too many before you ♪ 1291 01:05:41,834 --> 01:05:44,005 Darling ♪ 1292 01:05:44,882 --> 01:05:48,932 Let go of the hurt in your heart ♪ 1293 01:05:50,434 --> 01:05:53,817 Baby, I've said from the start ♪ 1294 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:55,319 I'm here beside you ♪ 1295 01:05:56,404 --> 01:05:59,537 Took too long to find you ♪ 1296 01:06:00,997 --> 01:06:04,922 ♪ I'm not goin' anywhere I'm not goin' anywhere, no ♪ 1297 01:06:07,761 --> 01:06:10,559 Times have been hard ♪ 1298 01:06:13,982 --> 01:06:17,446 And in those instances ♪ 1299 01:06:18,741 --> 01:06:22,206 Our feet are trottin' broken glass ♪ 1300 01:06:25,129 --> 01:06:26,966 Don't forget ♪ 1301 01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:33,020 What we already have ♪ 1302 01:06:36,443 --> 01:06:39,115 We can keep going ♪ 1303 01:06:40,869 --> 01:06:43,457 But hold on to what we have ♪ 1304 01:06:51,557 --> 01:06:52,601 Dom. 1305 01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,621 Steve McQueen is a genius. 1306 01:07:02,621 --> 01:07:03,873 Facts. 1307 01:07:08,048 --> 01:07:09,050 Are you stalking me? 1308 01:07:09,802 --> 01:07:11,931 Y-Yes. No. No, I'm not stalking you. 1309 01:07:11,931 --> 01:07:13,726 Just, from behind, you kinda look-- 1310 01:07:13,726 --> 01:07:15,939 You-- You look like someone, so... 1311 01:07:15,939 --> 01:07:18,485 Sorry, you don't care, and I wasn't looking at your behind. I'm just-- 1312 01:07:27,253 --> 01:07:29,340 It's so rustic here. I love it. 1313 01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:31,804 No, it's really cute. It's, like, heroin-chic. I love it. 1314 01:07:32,388 --> 01:07:34,100 Darlin' ♪ 1315 01:07:34,727 --> 01:07:37,607 - Let go of the hurt in your heart ♪ 1316 01:07:40,864 --> 01:07:44,245 Baby, I've said from the start ♪ 1317 01:07:44,245 --> 01:07:46,876 I'm here beside you ♪ 1318 01:07:46,876 --> 01:07:49,005 - Oh, I-I like wine. - Yeah? 1319 01:07:49,005 --> 01:07:50,341 Yeah. I'm on beer tonight, but... 1320 01:07:50,341 --> 01:07:52,846 Yeah, I noticed. That's okay. 1321 01:07:58,649 --> 01:08:00,319 Hello! Upon Films. 1322 01:08:00,319 --> 01:08:03,826 Hi, it's Yas. I have a twelve o'clock meeting with Aman? 1323 01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:11,383 Is this where the big-time costume designers hang out? 1324 01:08:12,009 --> 01:08:14,138 Congratulations! 1325 01:08:17,562 --> 01:08:20,192 Twenty years ago today, Linda and Ken signed their names 1326 01:08:20,192 --> 01:08:21,779 - across each other's hearts. - Dom? 1327 01:08:21,779 --> 01:08:22,864 Yeah. Cheers, mate. 1328 01:08:22,864 --> 01:08:25,369 This one's for you, Linda. I love this smooth classic. 1329 01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:29,545 Sign your name across my heart ♪ 1330 01:08:29,545 --> 01:08:31,507 I want you to be my baby ♪ 1331 01:08:39,982 --> 01:08:42,946 - Please come. Please. - No. No, leave me alone. 1332 01:08:42,946 --> 01:08:45,492 I don't need all this pressure to go to Nathan's new show 1333 01:08:45,492 --> 01:08:47,664 - and be like, "Fancy bumping into you!" 1334 01:08:47,664 --> 01:08:50,002 It's just like, do I really wanna put myself through that? No. 1335 01:08:50,002 --> 01:08:52,047 I don't need to be listening to him bang on about his ex 1336 01:08:52,047 --> 01:08:53,801 whilst looking at a bunch of arses. 1337 01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:54,845 No offence. 1338 01:08:57,517 --> 01:08:59,395 Get ready to rock 'n' roll. 1339 01:09:02,861 --> 01:09:05,157 Mum, I'm a big boy. I'll be fine. 1340 01:09:16,346 --> 01:09:18,099 D-Do you wanna put that in the back? 1341 01:09:18,601 --> 01:09:19,728 No, I'm good. 1342 01:09:20,229 --> 01:09:21,524 Okay. 1343 01:09:22,066 --> 01:09:23,945 You know what? My boy. 1344 01:09:25,615 --> 01:09:28,704 Bye, Dom's mummy and dad. Love you. 1345 01:09:28,704 --> 01:09:32,253 Fine. Maybe I could have been a bit more vulnerable, you know? Let him in a bit. 1346 01:09:32,253 --> 01:09:34,967 But that's a bit... Like... 1347 01:09:34,967 --> 01:09:36,887 I used to believe in all that fairy-tale, 1348 01:09:36,887 --> 01:09:40,143 "Of all the toilets in all of London, I walked into his" type-bullshit. 1349 01:09:40,143 --> 01:09:42,439 But that's not fate. That's just poor bladder control. 1350 01:09:42,941 --> 01:09:44,611 I wouldn't mind the toilet, actually. 1351 01:09:44,611 --> 01:09:46,406 And also, it was day one. 1352 01:09:46,406 --> 01:09:49,538 I mean, I've had a longer relationship with the woman who threads my eyebrows, 1353 01:09:49,538 --> 01:09:50,623 and me and her, well-- 1354 01:09:50,623 --> 01:09:52,752 Well, me and her, we don't really talk about anything. 1355 01:09:55,508 --> 01:09:56,552 I wasn't even that into him. 1356 01:09:56,552 --> 01:09:58,639 - I mean, was he nice? Yes. 1357 01:09:58,639 --> 01:10:01,477 Did I feel comfortable around him? Yes. Was it ever going to work? I don't know. 1358 01:10:01,477 --> 01:10:06,195 Maybe, but that's life, and, you know, I love being single. Like so much so. 1359 01:10:06,195 --> 01:10:07,741 - Course you do. - Hmm? 1360 01:10:07,741 --> 01:10:11,497 You know, for a lad you're not that into, you do talk about him a lot, love. 1361 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,586 - No, I don't. - You do. 1362 01:10:13,586 --> 01:10:15,213 - I don't. - You do. 1363 01:10:15,213 --> 01:10:16,967 - So, I was thinking. - I don't. 1364 01:10:16,967 --> 01:10:18,888 She's just been through this huge battle, 1365 01:10:18,888 --> 01:10:20,808 but she's also been through an internal battle. 1366 01:10:20,808 --> 01:10:21,894 Do I? 1367 01:10:21,894 --> 01:10:25,735 You know, sort of figuring out that this guy is actually pretty special. 1368 01:10:26,987 --> 01:10:30,953 This needs to be iconic. It's the end of the movie. 1369 01:10:30,953 --> 01:10:35,420 He deserves, like, some kind of grand gesture, you know? 1370 01:10:40,263 --> 01:10:44,313 We know more about Neptune than we do about the human anus. 1371 01:10:44,313 --> 01:10:45,482 Yeah? 1372 01:10:45,482 --> 01:10:46,694 That's a fact. 1373 01:10:47,612 --> 01:10:51,411 Last night, I was at this soirée with the white brother from Twilight. 1374 01:10:51,411 --> 01:10:52,496 Yeah. 1375 01:10:52,496 --> 01:10:56,170 He was telling me my next ting should be toenails. 1376 01:10:57,089 --> 01:10:58,341 - Toenails? - Yeah. 1377 01:11:17,087 --> 01:11:18,173 You're such a knob. 1378 01:11:18,758 --> 01:11:20,218 Uh, sorry? 1379 01:11:20,218 --> 01:11:22,682 Sorry, not-- Sorry, not, just, uh... 1380 01:11:22,682 --> 01:11:25,228 Actually, not gonna do this again. I'm leaving now. 1381 01:11:31,742 --> 01:11:32,744 Hey, babes. 1382 01:11:33,495 --> 01:11:35,415 I beg you, let me buy the hairy one. 1383 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,879 - Not gonna happen, babe. - Please. 1384 01:11:37,879 --> 01:11:39,633 - Absolutely not. - Please. 1385 01:11:39,633 --> 01:11:40,676 No. 1386 01:11:42,054 --> 01:11:44,141 That's mine, in case anyone was wondering. 1387 01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:46,939 Nice. 1388 01:11:48,567 --> 01:11:50,028 It's okay, Dom. You can look. 1389 01:11:50,028 --> 01:11:51,824 Nah, I'm-- I'm cool. 1390 01:11:55,413 --> 01:11:56,792 - So-- - She's not here. 1391 01:11:58,086 --> 01:11:59,631 What happened? 1392 01:11:59,631 --> 01:12:02,469 You and Yas were annoyingly perfect for one another. 1393 01:12:02,469 --> 01:12:03,639 Mm-hmm. 1394 01:12:06,435 --> 01:12:08,189 I don't think either of us were ready. 1395 01:12:09,233 --> 01:12:13,032 And, um, I guess she still isn't. 1396 01:12:15,203 --> 01:12:16,289 Oh, shit. 1397 01:12:16,289 --> 01:12:18,501 Babes, they're bringin' out the new "canaps." 1398 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:19,588 - Uh-- - Let's go. 1399 01:12:19,588 --> 01:12:22,134 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1400 01:12:22,134 --> 01:12:24,180 Go on. Go on. 1401 01:12:25,850 --> 01:12:27,604 Just have a sneaky look. 1402 01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:28,689 No. 1403 01:12:28,689 --> 01:12:30,192 It'll cheer you up. 1404 01:12:30,192 --> 01:12:31,987 Mmm, I'm not looking at your bum. 1405 01:12:31,987 --> 01:12:33,908 It's got healing powers. 1406 01:12:33,908 --> 01:12:35,493 Leave me alone. 1407 01:12:40,503 --> 01:12:42,341 That's mine, by the way. 1408 01:12:51,902 --> 01:12:54,365 - Uh, hey. - Hey. 1409 01:12:54,365 --> 01:12:57,580 Um, I was prayin' that you weren't gonna pick up. 1410 01:12:57,580 --> 01:12:59,793 Thought I'd be too busy wanking away in my single bed? 1411 01:12:59,793 --> 01:13:03,759 Turns out, I was the wanker. 1412 01:13:03,759 --> 01:13:05,972 Um, a-are you at Nathan's show? 1413 01:13:05,972 --> 01:13:08,226 Yeah. But you're not. 1414 01:13:08,226 --> 01:13:10,564 Actually, I should be by any second. 1415 01:13:10,564 --> 01:13:12,819 Oh, cool. It'd be good to see you. 1416 01:13:12,819 --> 01:13:14,154 - Cheers. - Yeah? 1417 01:13:15,198 --> 01:13:16,492 Turn around. 1418 01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:21,545 That's you, right? 1419 01:13:27,472 --> 01:13:29,686 I knew you were a boat waver! 1420 01:13:29,686 --> 01:13:32,149 Wait, is that you? 1421 01:13:32,149 --> 01:13:33,234 Yeah. 1422 01:13:35,573 --> 01:13:38,161 What are you doin'? You're miles away. 1423 01:13:38,161 --> 01:13:39,539 Come down and meet me. 1424 01:13:44,883 --> 01:13:45,926 Please? 1425 01:13:50,101 --> 01:13:53,191 Listen, I'm really sorry for all the shit I said. I was a dick. 1426 01:13:53,191 --> 01:13:55,278 I was being overly sensitive. 1427 01:13:55,278 --> 01:13:58,577 Can you stop being nice? Please. I'm trying to explain. 1428 01:13:59,369 --> 01:14:04,046 The thing is, that day at Nathan's thing, I just-- 1429 01:14:04,631 --> 01:14:06,510 I didn't wanna be sad anymore. 1430 01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:08,806 And so, I lied. 1431 01:14:09,808 --> 01:14:11,895 And then you called me iconic. 1432 01:14:12,396 --> 01:14:15,360 And I liked that you saw me that way, so I kept on lyin'. 1433 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:19,994 Come on. It wouldn't have mattered. I'd think you were cool either way. 1434 01:14:19,994 --> 01:14:21,080 - Yeah. 1435 01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,750 I know that now. 1436 01:14:24,086 --> 01:14:26,090 Maybe we can start over. 1437 01:14:27,425 --> 01:14:31,518 Yas! Wait. Where you going? Yas! Wait! 1438 01:14:31,518 --> 01:14:33,271 I'm on a fucking boat! 1439 01:14:34,691 --> 01:14:35,818 Sorry. Sorry. 1440 01:14:35,818 --> 01:14:38,030 Why are you on a fucking boat? 1441 01:14:38,030 --> 01:14:41,245 'Cause I figured you deserve the grand gestures for once, bub. 1442 01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:45,003 What's happening? 1443 01:14:45,003 --> 01:14:49,303 Right. Yeah, I didn't-- I didn't actually check what route this is taking, so-- 1444 01:14:49,303 --> 01:14:50,931 Stay where you are. I'm comin', okay? 1445 01:14:50,931 --> 01:14:52,685 I don't really have a choice. 1446 01:14:53,186 --> 01:14:56,275 And just so you know, I still think you're iconic. 1447 01:14:56,275 --> 01:14:57,402 I'm coming, Captain! 1448 01:15:19,530 --> 01:15:20,574 Where are-- 1449 01:15:41,825 --> 01:15:42,827 Hey. 1450 01:15:43,829 --> 01:15:44,872 Hey. 1451 01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:48,797 So... 1452 01:15:52,262 --> 01:15:54,224 - Do you wanna-- - Do you fancy-- No. 1453 01:15:54,224 --> 01:15:56,521 You-- You go. 1454 01:15:58,399 --> 01:15:59,902 I was just gonna say, do you wanna-- 1455 01:16:10,298 --> 01:16:11,342 Go ahead. 1456 01:16:13,137 --> 01:16:15,391 I was just gonna say... 1457 01:16:16,393 --> 01:16:18,147 Do you wanna go for a stroll? 1458 01:16:19,399 --> 01:16:20,694 Yeah. 1459 01:16:20,694 --> 01:16:24,409 But you do have to make the last train though, right? 1460 01:16:27,248 --> 01:16:28,250 Nah. 1461 01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:31,090 I'ma see what happens. 1462 01:16:49,544 --> 01:16:52,758 - Oh. Oh. 1463 01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:05,826 Aight, boom. 1464 01:17:16,096 --> 01:17:17,390 We could ♪ 1465 01:17:18,852 --> 01:17:20,856 We could keep it simple ♪ 1466 01:17:23,653 --> 01:17:27,620 ♪ Towering over us Like a Rothko ♪ 1467 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,711 It doesn't have to be ♪ 1468 01:17:33,047 --> 01:17:34,424 Complicated ♪ 1469 01:17:35,886 --> 01:17:37,138 Educated ♪ 1470 01:17:37,138 --> 01:17:39,852 I know you like to travel ♪ 1471 01:17:41,606 --> 01:17:44,779 ♪ We already got our passports In the bag ♪ 1472 01:17:45,363 --> 01:17:48,578 ♪ We don't have to go Anywhere ♪ 1473 01:17:48,578 --> 01:17:50,666 Let our love unravel ♪ 1474 01:17:52,753 --> 01:17:55,884 ♪ Could you be The best I've ever had? ♪ 1475 01:17:55,884 --> 01:17:59,391 ♪ Seems like You've always been there ♪ 1476 01:17:59,391 --> 01:18:03,733 ♪ Treat you like a queen You won't forget ♪ 1477 01:18:04,735 --> 01:18:08,827 ♪ Spend some time, love You won't regret ♪ 1478 01:18:08,827 --> 01:18:12,250 Oh, open up ♪ 1479 01:18:14,337 --> 01:18:20,016 ♪ Oh, open up to me And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1480 01:18:21,184 --> 01:18:23,565 We could keep it simple ♪ 1481 01:18:25,527 --> 01:18:26,946 Playful ♪ 1482 01:18:28,658 --> 01:18:32,791 ♪ Tumblin' over dust Like dominoes ♪ 1483 01:18:35,296 --> 01:18:37,216 It doesn't have to be ♪ 1484 01:18:38,093 --> 01:18:39,805 Complicated ♪ 1485 01:18:40,849 --> 01:18:42,603 Educated ♪ 1486 01:18:42,603 --> 01:18:45,358 I know you like to travel ♪ 1487 01:18:46,569 --> 01:18:50,034 ♪ We already got our passports In the bag ♪ 1488 01:18:50,034 --> 01:18:53,541 ♪ But we don't really have to go Anywhere ♪ 1489 01:18:53,541 --> 01:18:56,046 Let our love unravel ♪ 1490 01:18:57,633 --> 01:19:00,806 ♪ Could you be The best I've ever had? ♪ 1491 01:19:00,806 --> 01:19:04,354 ♪ It seems like You've always been there ♪ 1492 01:19:04,354 --> 01:19:08,905 ♪ Treat you like you Won't forget ♪ 1493 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:13,998 ♪ Spend some time, love No regrets ♪ 1494 01:19:13,998 --> 01:19:17,213 Oh, open up ♪ 1495 01:19:19,342 --> 01:19:25,062 ♪ Oh, open up to me And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1496 01:19:26,064 --> 01:19:31,199 ♪ Treat you like you Won't forget ♪ 1497 01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:35,584 ♪ Spend some time, love No regrets ♪ 1498 01:19:35,584 --> 01:19:39,049 Oh, open up ♪ 1499 01:19:41,011 --> 01:19:46,898 ♪ Oh, open up to me And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1500 01:20:05,852 --> 01:20:08,775 And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1501 01:20:08,775 --> 01:20:12,073 Oh, open up ♪ 1502 01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:17,416 Oh, open up ♪ 1503 01:20:20,381 --> 01:20:23,345 Oh, open up ♪ 1504 01:20:31,863 --> 01:20:36,037 - Open up ♪ - Open up, oh, open ♪ 1505 01:20:41,883 --> 01:20:46,433 ♪ Treat you like you Won't forget ♪ 1506 01:20:47,101 --> 01:20:51,359 ♪ Spend some time, love No regret ♪ 1507 01:20:51,359 --> 01:20:54,700 Oh, open up ♪ 1508 01:20:56,829 --> 01:21:02,883 ♪ Oh, open up to me And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1509 01:21:06,389 --> 01:21:08,310 Oh ♪ 1510 01:21:11,107 --> 01:21:12,945 Give it all ♪ 1511 01:21:24,008 --> 01:21:27,181 Open up ♪ 1512 01:22:04,882 --> 01:22:06,927 Oh, shit! 01:13:16,492 Turn around. 1513 01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:21,545 That's you, right? 1514 01:13:27,472 --> 01:13:29,686 I knew you were a boat waver! 1515 01:13:29,686 --> 01:13:32,149 Wait, is that you? 1516 01:13:32,149 --> 01:13:33,234 Yeah. 1517 01:13:35,573 --> 01:13:38,161 What are you doin'? You're miles away. 1518 01:13:38,161 --> 01:13:39,539 Come down and meet me. 1519 01:13:44,883 --> 01:13:45,926 Please? 1520 01:13:50,101 --> 01:13:53,191 Listen, I'm really sorry for all the shit I said. I was a dick. 1521 01:13:53,191 --> 01:13:55,278 I was being overly sensitive. 1522 01:13:55,278 --> 01:13:58,577 Can you stop being nice? Please. I'm trying to explain. 1523 01:13:59,369 --> 01:14:04,046 The thing is, that day at Nathan's thing, I just-- 1524 01:14:04,631 --> 01:14:06,510 I didn't wanna be sad anymore. 1525 01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:08,806 And so, I lied. 1526 01:14:09,808 --> 01:14:11,895 And then you called me iconic. 1527 01:14:12,396 --> 01:14:15,360 And I liked that you saw me that way, so I kept on lyin'. 1528 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:19,994 Come on. It wouldn't have mattered. I'd think you were cool either way. 1529 01:14:19,994 --> 01:14:21,080 - Yeah. 1530 01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,750 I know that now. 1531 01:14:24,086 --> 01:14:26,090 Maybe we can start over. 1532 01:14:27,425 --> 01:14:31,518 Yas! Wait. Where you going? Yas! Wait! 1533 01:14:31,518 --> 01:14:33,271 I'm on a fucking boat! 1534 01:14:34,691 --> 01:14:35,818 Sorry. Sorry. 1535 01:14:35,818 --> 01:14:38,030 Why are you on a fucking boat? 1536 01:14:38,030 --> 01:14:41,245 'Cause I figured you deserve the grand gestures for once, bub. 1537 01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:45,003 What's happening? 1538 01:14:45,003 --> 01:14:49,303 Right. Yeah, I didn't-- I didn't actually check what route this is taking, so-- 1539 01:14:49,303 --> 01:14:50,931 Stay where you are. I'm comin', okay? 1540 01:14:50,931 --> 01:14:52,685 I don't really have a choice. 1541 01:14:53,186 --> 01:14:56,275 And just so you know, I still think you're iconic. 1542 01:14:56,275 --> 01:14:57,402 I'm coming, Captain! 1543 01:15:19,530 --> 01:15:20,574 Where are-- 1544 01:15:41,825 --> 01:15:42,827 Hey. 1545 01:15:43,829 --> 01:15:44,872 Hey. 1546 01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:48,797 So... 1547 01:15:52,262 --> 01:15:54,224 - Do you wanna-- - Do you fancy-- No. 1548 01:15:54,224 --> 01:15:56,521 You-- You go. 1549 01:15:58,399 --> 01:15:59,902 I was just gonna say, do you wanna-- 1550 01:16:10,298 --> 01:16:11,342 Go ahead. 1551 01:16:13,137 --> 01:16:15,391 I was just gonna say... 1552 01:16:16,393 --> 01:16:18,147 Do you wanna go for a stroll? 1553 01:16:19,399 --> 01:16:20,694 Yeah. 1554 01:16:20,694 --> 01:16:24,409 But you do have to make the last train though, right? 1555 01:16:27,248 --> 01:16:28,250 Nah. 1556 01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:31,090 I'ma see what happens. 1557 01:16:49,544 --> 01:16:52,758 - Oh. Oh. 1558 01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:05,826 Aight, boom. 1559 01:17:16,096 --> 01:17:17,390 We could ♪ 1560 01:17:18,852 --> 01:17:20,856 We could keep it simple ♪ 1561 01:17:23,653 --> 01:17:27,620 ♪ Towering over us Like a Rothko ♪ 1562 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,711 It doesn't have to be ♪ 1563 01:17:33,047 --> 01:17:34,424 Complicated ♪ 1564 01:17:35,886 --> 01:17:37,138 Educated ♪ 1565 01:17:37,138 --> 01:17:39,852 I know you like to travel ♪ 1566 01:17:41,606 --> 01:17:44,779 ♪ We already got our passports In the bag ♪ 1567 01:17:45,363 --> 01:17:48,578 ♪ We don't have to go Anywhere ♪ 1568 01:17:48,578 --> 01:17:50,666 Let our love unravel ♪ 1569 01:17:52,753 --> 01:17:55,884 ♪ Could you be The best I've ever had? ♪ 1570 01:17:55,884 --> 01:17:59,391 ♪ Seems like You've always been there ♪ 1571 01:17:59,391 --> 01:18:03,733 ♪ Treat you like a queen You won't forget ♪ 1572 01:18:04,735 --> 01:18:08,827 ♪ Spend some time, love You won't regret ♪ 1573 01:18:08,827 --> 01:18:12,250 Oh, open up ♪ 1574 01:18:14,337 --> 01:18:20,016 ♪ Oh, open up to me And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1575 01:18:21,184 --> 01:18:23,565 We could keep it simple ♪ 1576 01:18:25,527 --> 01:18:26,946 Playful ♪ 1577 01:18:28,658 --> 01:18:32,791 ♪ Tumblin' over dust Like dominoes ♪ 1578 01:18:35,296 --> 01:18:37,216 It doesn't have to be ♪ 1579 01:18:38,093 --> 01:18:39,805 Complicated ♪ 1580 01:18:40,849 --> 01:18:42,603 Educated ♪ 1581 01:18:42,603 --> 01:18:45,358 I know you like to travel ♪ 1582 01:18:46,569 --> 01:18:50,034 ♪ We already got our passports In the bag ♪ 1583 01:18:50,034 --> 01:18:53,541 ♪ But we don't really have to go Anywhere ♪ 1584 01:18:53,541 --> 01:18:56,046 Let our love unravel ♪ 1585 01:18:57,633 --> 01:19:00,806 ♪ Could you be The best I've ever had? ♪ 1586 01:19:00,806 --> 01:19:04,354 ♪ It seems like You've always been there ♪ 1587 01:19:04,354 --> 01:19:08,905 ♪ Treat you like you Won't forget ♪ 1588 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:13,998 ♪ Spend some time, love No regrets ♪ 1589 01:19:13,998 --> 01:19:17,213 Oh, open up ♪ 1590 01:19:19,342 --> 01:19:25,062 ♪ Oh, open up to me And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1591 01:19:26,064 --> 01:19:31,199 ♪ Treat you like you Won't forget ♪ 1592 01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:35,584 ♪ Spend some time, love No regrets ♪ 1593 01:19:35,584 --> 01:19:39,049 Oh, open up ♪ 1594 01:19:41,011 --> 01:19:46,898 ♪ Oh, open up to me And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1595 01:20:05,852 --> 01:20:08,775 And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1596 01:20:08,775 --> 01:20:12,073 Oh, open up ♪ 1597 01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:17,416 Oh, open up ♪ 1598 01:20:20,381 --> 01:20:23,345 Oh, open up ♪ 1599 01:20:31,863 --> 01:20:36,037 - Open up ♪ - Open up, oh, open ♪ 1600 01:20:41,883 --> 01:20:46,433 ♪ Treat you like you Won't forget ♪ 1601 01:20:47,101 --> 01:20:51,359 ♪ Spend some time, love No regret ♪ 1602 01:20:51,359 --> 01:20:54,700 Oh, open up ♪ 1603 01:20:56,829 --> 01:21:02,883 ♪ Oh, open up to me And I'll give it all to you ♪ 1604 01:21:06,389 --> 01:21:08,310 Oh ♪ 1605 01:21:11,107 --> 01:21:12,945 Give it all ♪ 1606 01:21:24,008 --> 01:21:27,181 Open up ♪ 1607 01:22:04,882 --> 01:22:06,927 Oh, shit!