1 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,385 Hey, Erika, how is your new boyfriend next door? 2 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,387 He's not next door, he's behind me, 3 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,805 I ain't never even seen him. 4 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,982 Who are your neighbors then, 5 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,603 Gomer Pyle and his brother Goober? 6 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,396 Eat shit... 7 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,522 What was that? 8 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,025 Hey, come back here, faggot! 9 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,320 I said come back here! 10 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:48,812 Who's there? 11 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,523 Are you asking me? 12 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,026 Are you spying me? 13 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:57,613 No, I'm working on my mud fort, what are you doing? 14 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:00,699 I'm planting vegetables... 15 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,828 Thanks for moving in here, 16 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,414 now the kids in school call me faggot 17 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,500 and walk on the other side of the hall... 18 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:10,918 I have to live somewhere... 19 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:14,338 Why don't you go inside, until I get done working on my garden. 20 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,096 Why? 21 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,008 So I don't have to worry about catching something, 22 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:19,426 and dying! 23 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,720 It can't be transmitted through the air. 24 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:27,017 Just to be on the safe side, I think you should go inside. 25 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,645 But I'm working on my mud fort... 26 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:39,947 Hey, what would you do if I come over there and whooped your ass? 27 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,117 How long would that take? 28 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:46,537 About ten seconds... 29 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,712 I would wait until you were finished 30 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,916 and then I'd continue working on my mud fort. 31 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,836 You mean you'd just let me beat you up? 32 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,213 I'd try to stop you, 33 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,132 but I probably won't be able to... I'm not very big. 34 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,927 In that case it would only take 5 seconds... 35 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,348 So is that what you're gonna do? 36 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,645 Maybe later... 37 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,316 Hello... 38 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,653 are you still there? 39 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,427 Shit! 40 00:05:51,627 --> 00:05:52,836 Son of a bitch! 41 00:05:57,049 --> 00:06:00,150 I warned you what would happen if you got all dirty again... 42 00:06:18,351 --> 00:06:21,251 One, two, three, the winner! 43 00:06:29,451 --> 00:06:31,551 There's some boys outside playing baseball. 44 00:06:33,052 --> 00:06:35,952 If you can go make the effort to get to know them, 45 00:06:36,453 --> 00:06:38,353 it'll be very nice... 46 00:06:39,054 --> 00:06:41,754 I'm gonna go out with some girls from the office tonight, 47 00:06:41,755 --> 00:06:44,055 so cook yourself a dinner in microwave. 48 00:06:44,856 --> 00:06:47,756 Have you thought anymore about Colorado? 49 00:06:47,957 --> 00:06:49,257 I'm not going to camp! 50 00:06:49,358 --> 00:06:50,758 Yeah but if you just give it a chance, 51 00:06:50,759 --> 00:06:51,859 you'd meet some extra friends... 52 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,760 Why can't I go see Dad? 53 00:06:56,961 --> 00:06:58,161 We'll call him, 54 00:06:58,162 --> 00:06:59,362 if he says yes, 55 00:06:59,363 --> 00:07:00,963 I'll put you on the next plane... 56 00:07:05,664 --> 00:07:07,664 You know, you and his little friend Cindy, 57 00:07:07,965 --> 00:07:10,465 can go to the movies and get in for half price! 58 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:12,066 She's 23, mom! 59 00:07:12,267 --> 00:07:14,767 Amazing, old enough to drink! 60 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,468 Yeah, but she doesn't... 61 00:07:21,669 --> 00:07:23,569 Man! I was on World Eight! 62 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:26,870 You know it's not good to spend too much times with these games. 63 00:07:27,872 --> 00:07:30,353 What a bullshit! It's boring. 64 00:07:54,372 --> 00:07:57,072 I have nothing against going fishing, but I'm not touching the worms. 65 00:07:58,073 --> 00:08:00,273 - I'll take care the worms. - I'll take care the worms. 66 00:08:00,574 --> 00:08:02,174 - I will. - Yeah, we'll see about that... 67 00:08:02,975 --> 00:08:03,975 Good night. 68 00:08:05,076 --> 00:08:06,076 Got ya first! 69 00:08:38,177 --> 00:08:42,077 They ended up giving me two pints of blood. I guess it's a lot for baby. 70 00:08:42,778 --> 00:08:44,778 My grandmother said you're going to hell, 71 00:08:44,979 --> 00:08:48,379 she says you'll suffer eternal torture of a billion flames, 72 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,480 hotter than the center of the Sun. 73 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,181 Then she must be some kind of genius... 74 00:08:53,182 --> 00:08:54,382 What? 75 00:08:54,783 --> 00:08:56,083 My doctor's really smart, 76 00:08:56,384 --> 00:08:59,484 he says he has no idea what happens to people after they die... 77 00:08:59,885 --> 00:09:01,885 If your grandmother knows, she must be a genius. 78 00:09:02,286 --> 00:09:04,086 She's a clerk at K-Mart. 79 00:09:04,887 --> 00:09:06,887 Maybe she's just an underachiever. 80 00:09:07,188 --> 00:09:09,488 No, she's an idiot. 81 00:09:10,589 --> 00:09:12,589 So maybe I won't go to hell after all. 82 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,790 Are you sure those germs of yours don't travel through the air? 83 00:09:20,991 --> 00:09:22,491 Yeah, Why? 84 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,492 How old are you? 85 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:02,893 Eleven. 86 00:10:03,294 --> 00:10:04,694 Jesus, you're a midget! 87 00:10:06,195 --> 00:10:10,195 Well, if you look at the lower limit of what's considered normal for my age, 88 00:10:10,696 --> 00:10:12,796 I'm only 4 inches shorter. 89 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:15,397 Oh... 90 00:10:18,398 --> 00:10:19,598 So... 91 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:24,899 do you know how to play Battleship? 92 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,000 G9... 93 00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:30,001 Miss. 94 00:10:30,002 --> 00:10:31,202 Damn! 95 00:10:32,703 --> 00:10:33,603 Are you sure? 96 00:10:34,904 --> 00:10:35,804 Yup... 97 00:10:36,405 --> 00:10:37,505 D7... 98 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:41,906 Miss. 99 00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:19,907 I have to eat my lunch now. 100 00:11:20,308 --> 00:11:22,208 Why don't you just eat whenever you're hungry? 101 00:11:22,909 --> 00:11:25,009 Cause if I only eat whenever I was hungry, I wouldn't be here. 102 00:11:26,510 --> 00:11:28,310 Do you wanna go to Peterson's? 103 00:11:29,111 --> 00:11:30,711 - What is that? - It's a supermarket. 104 00:11:32,012 --> 00:11:33,012 Food... 105 00:11:34,713 --> 00:11:36,213 You got any money? 106 00:11:36,514 --> 00:11:37,714 In my bedroom. 107 00:11:42,315 --> 00:11:43,715 What should we do with him? 108 00:11:45,316 --> 00:11:46,516 You wanna burn him? 109 00:12:04,817 --> 00:12:06,317 Where did you get it all? 110 00:12:06,618 --> 00:12:08,318 Allowance... 111 00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:09,919 and fines. 112 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,020 Fines? 113 00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:13,221 It's a little hard to explain. 114 00:12:13,622 --> 00:12:16,222 This is great, since I know where the store is, 115 00:12:16,323 --> 00:12:18,923 I'll be a the navigator and you be treasurer. 116 00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:20,424 What's a treasurer will do? 117 00:12:20,925 --> 00:12:23,225 He carries all the money and pays for things... 118 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,126 I'm to supposed to pay for both of us? 119 00:12:26,127 --> 00:12:28,627 I'm navigating for both of us, you want to be fair don't you? 120 00:12:29,028 --> 00:12:30,028 How far is Peterson's? 121 00:12:30,329 --> 00:12:31,529 Why? 122 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,330 If I walk too far I get kinda tired. 123 00:12:37,031 --> 00:12:39,531 it'seems to me the depth of the water would be the key... 124 00:12:39,732 --> 00:12:42,232 Obviously in the middle of the ocean the shark would win. 125 00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:44,433 And on dry land the lion would win. 126 00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:46,134 So how much water are we talking about? 127 00:12:46,335 --> 00:12:47,835 2 and a half feet. 128 00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:49,836 And how big is the shark? 129 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,437 Eleven feet. 130 00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:54,938 I'd still sayin' the lion would win... 131 00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:56,339 Wrong! 132 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,540 How can you be sure? 133 00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,741 Cause they did research on Stanford University, 134 00:12:59,742 --> 00:13:01,342 the shark won easily. 135 00:13:02,343 --> 00:13:04,443 They just let two animals killed each other at the college? 136 00:13:04,444 --> 00:13:08,344 No you idiot, they just had a fight long enough to see who was gonna win, 137 00:13:08,345 --> 00:13:09,945 and then the trainers pulled them apart. 138 00:13:10,646 --> 00:13:11,446 How? 139 00:13:12,447 --> 00:13:13,847 Haven't you ever heard of a leash? 140 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,848 Never heard a shark on a leash... 141 00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:18,849 Or there's a lot of things you've never heard of. 142 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:20,650 I guess that's true... 143 00:13:20,651 --> 00:13:22,451 Hold on. 144 00:13:36,252 --> 00:13:39,252 My mom says that every drop of water that lands in the water here, 145 00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,053 eventually end up in Mississippi. 146 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,954 That means it goes to my dad, 147 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,555 he still in New Orleans. 148 00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:47,656 What does he do? 149 00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:50,357 You've ever heard a rock group called Led Zeppelin? 150 00:13:52,058 --> 00:13:52,758 No... 151 00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:54,659 They really famous, 152 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:56,760 you know who the guitar player is? 153 00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:57,961 Your dad? 154 00:13:58,362 --> 00:13:59,762 No, the guy named Jimmy Page, 155 00:14:00,163 --> 00:14:01,163 my daddy, 156 00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:04,164 sold him his car insurance. 157 00:14:05,265 --> 00:14:07,265 for a Pontiac TransAm... 158 00:14:08,866 --> 00:14:10,166 Know what you're gonna get? 159 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,267 I don't know, it's been a long time since I've any candy. 160 00:14:14,368 --> 00:14:16,368 My mom has me eats a lot of vegetables. 161 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:19,070 Come here... 162 00:14:34,071 --> 00:14:34,871 We allowed to do this? 163 00:14:35,672 --> 00:14:38,172 Of course! How else are you supposed to know what you're gonna get! 164 00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:47,073 - Wow! - Not bad, huh... 165 00:14:48,574 --> 00:14:50,674 Well you got your money... 166 00:15:02,475 --> 00:15:04,575 Get out of the road! Go on now! 167 00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:06,476 Asshole! 168 00:15:07,277 --> 00:15:08,277 3 degrees to the right, 169 00:15:08,978 --> 00:15:10,378 aim fire! 170 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,179 You missed! 171 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,780 Hey, how much did you pay for that faggot? 172 00:15:21,581 --> 00:15:23,081 You guys took a wrong turn, 173 00:15:23,082 --> 00:15:24,882 this is a no homo zone. 174 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,183 I ain't a homo! 175 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,084 And neither is he! 176 00:15:28,785 --> 00:15:30,485 He got from a blood transfusion... 177 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,186 What tell what's that awful smell? 178 00:15:32,587 --> 00:15:36,387 Well, you see we were walking across the grass and we accidentally stepped in your mother. 179 00:15:43,188 --> 00:15:44,388 What did you say? 180 00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:51,489 You can't hit it us all with that! 181 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:55,090 I only be aiming it at you... 182 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:09,791 Come on then... 183 00:16:10,492 --> 00:16:11,892 And what about your little brother, huh? 184 00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:14,993 What about him? 185 00:16:15,394 --> 00:16:17,294 When he fell of the Jungle Jim at school, 186 00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:18,995 they'd to take him to the hospital, 187 00:16:18,996 --> 00:16:20,796 he could've caught something in... 188 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,197 Yeah, but he didn't... 189 00:16:23,098 --> 00:16:24,398 But he could've! 190 00:16:24,899 --> 00:16:27,899 Then everybody be calling him faggot and queer, 191 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,000 and he'd get sick and die! 192 00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:32,601 And you got homo on his headstone, 193 00:16:33,102 --> 00:16:34,702 and when your mother went to bring him flowers, 194 00:16:34,803 --> 00:16:36,903 she would see her little Eddie Horner homo, 195 00:16:36,904 --> 00:16:39,004 You know the worst part of that would be? 196 00:16:39,005 --> 00:16:41,305 probably he before he died, a bunch of assholes like you, 197 00:16:41,306 --> 00:16:42,306 who ain't sick and thought 198 00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:44,807 it might be fun just to beat the shit out of him! 199 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,708 Come on man, let's beat! 200 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:16,809 Sorry you're sick... 201 00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:18,810 Thanks! 202 00:17:39,611 --> 00:17:40,911 What'd you do that for? 203 00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:42,412 Get 'em! 204 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,413 So long faggots! 205 00:18:04,014 --> 00:18:06,114 Don't you think we should slow down? 206 00:18:07,815 --> 00:18:10,015 - How? - Anyway would be fine! 207 00:18:17,716 --> 00:18:19,516 Ma'am get out of the way! 208 00:18:19,817 --> 00:18:21,617 - Move it! - Move your ass! 209 00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:27,918 Oh God! 210 00:18:29,419 --> 00:18:31,419 Hold on! Go! 211 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,420 Go! 212 00:19:02,121 --> 00:19:03,721 So they really think I'm a faggot. 213 00:19:03,822 --> 00:19:06,122 Now all of a sudden I'm yelling the same stuff at them. 214 00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:07,523 But they know I'm not a faggot, 215 00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:09,323 cause a faggot won't yell a faggot back, 216 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,224 Now that's why you should yell faggot too... 217 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,925 Well, just wouldn't be right saying that... 218 00:19:13,126 --> 00:19:14,226 Why the hell not! 219 00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:17,527 They were nice to me at the hospital, 220 00:19:17,528 --> 00:19:18,728 they played games with me... 221 00:19:18,829 --> 00:19:20,629 You played games with homos? 222 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:23,430 Just talk about something else... 223 00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:25,531 Sometimes I don't know about you. 224 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,732 What's that supposed to mean? 225 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,133 Nothing... 226 00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:41,934 Do you wanna play Nintendo? 227 00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:45,635 No... I'm getting kinda tired. 228 00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:47,736 I think I should go take a nap. 229 00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:51,537 We should work on the mud fort tomorrow, 230 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:52,838 you want to? 231 00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:57,839 Okay. 232 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,140 Leave it... 233 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:14,541 Why can I eat in living room? 234 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,642 I don't get home for dinner that often 235 00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:19,843 when I do, I want us to be together. 236 00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:22,344 It's part being a family, isn't it? 237 00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:30,545 You know some woman saw that little AIDS boy down at the Peterson's yesterday.. 238 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,946 It's in the newspaper? 239 00:20:32,248 --> 00:20:34,648 No... Jan told me... 240 00:20:35,449 --> 00:20:38,049 I've seen him in the backyard, I didn't know he left the house. 241 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:44,350 The other day I heard him coughing. 242 00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:48,651 I said I heard him coughing. 243 00:20:49,152 --> 00:20:51,252 Oh, I don't think you have to worry about anything, 244 00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:54,653 with that fence there, you're not going to catch anything... 245 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,254 What if wants to come over and play? 246 00:20:57,755 --> 00:21:00,055 Oh Erik, think of some excuse, 247 00:21:00,456 --> 00:21:01,856 you're so good at that... 248 00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:06,457 What if I bump into him out in the street? 249 00:21:06,658 --> 00:21:09,858 Well it's common sense, you just keep a safe distance. 250 00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:13,359 What's a safe distance? 251 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,160 7 feet, 252 00:21:18,061 --> 00:21:20,261 guess that rules out sleepovers. 253 00:21:23,562 --> 00:21:25,262 My mom wants you to come to dinner. 254 00:21:26,363 --> 00:21:27,163 Well, 255 00:21:27,964 --> 00:21:30,564 mom's working late, so... cool. 256 00:21:32,365 --> 00:21:34,465 Well there's something I have to warn you about... 257 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:35,966 What? 258 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:38,967 She likes to call me Sweetie. 259 00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:42,168 Sweetie? 260 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,169 You gotta promise not to laugh. 261 00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:49,870 You want some more carrots Sweetie? 262 00:21:50,171 --> 00:21:51,571 No, thanks. 263 00:21:54,472 --> 00:21:56,172 Are we ready for dessert then? 264 00:21:56,573 --> 00:21:59,073 - I'll try a little. - Yeah I bet. 265 00:22:11,374 --> 00:22:14,074 You didn't even finish your meatloaf, Love Muffin! 266 00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:15,275 Would you shut up! 267 00:22:16,977 --> 00:22:18,877 She's not gonna hear me sweetheart! 268 00:22:18,878 --> 00:22:19,878 Be quiet. 269 00:22:18,878 --> 00:22:21,578 You don't worry about it sweetie, she's not gonna hear me! 270 00:22:23,779 --> 00:22:25,379 Here we go! 271 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,380 Dexter tells me you have a girlfriend. 272 00:22:42,581 --> 00:22:45,381 Yeah, well I did, but I have to dump her. 273 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,982 Spin, spin, spin... 274 00:22:49,183 --> 00:22:50,983 His father has a girlfriend, named Cindy. 275 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:53,884 Yes, as soon as they get settled in their new apartment, 276 00:22:53,885 --> 00:22:55,185 I maybe goin' down there. 277 00:22:56,086 --> 00:22:57,486 And how's your mom feel about this. 278 00:23:02,287 --> 00:23:05,487 Actually we haven't really talk it out much 279 00:23:06,088 --> 00:23:07,088 yet... 280 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,189 Well, I'd love to meet her. 281 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:14,990 She works quite a bit... 282 00:23:16,591 --> 00:23:19,191 20, 22 hours a day... 283 00:23:21,892 --> 00:23:22,992 What she do? 284 00:23:25,293 --> 00:23:26,393 A real estate 285 00:23:26,694 --> 00:23:28,794 and at night she works at a minimart. 286 00:23:29,195 --> 00:23:30,795 The one downtown... 287 00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:35,896 25 cents! 288 00:23:36,597 --> 00:23:37,797 I got you! 289 00:23:38,998 --> 00:23:41,698 Whenever I catch her twirling her hair, she has to pay me a quarter. 290 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,099 25 cents and this! 291 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,400 Are you gonna finish that? 292 00:23:50,401 --> 00:23:52,401 Well doctor says "it's completely safe", 293 00:23:52,702 --> 00:23:55,302 but when it comes to other people's children, 294 00:23:55,702 --> 00:24:01,202 we've decided not to take any chances. 295 00:24:03,603 --> 00:24:04,903 Forgot... 296 00:24:06,604 --> 00:24:08,004 I've got plan... 297 00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:11,305 Just as soon as they find the cure, 298 00:24:11,506 --> 00:24:13,406 we're headin' out to Baskin Robbins, 299 00:24:13,507 --> 00:24:15,707 and ordering one of those monster sundaes 300 00:24:15,808 --> 00:24:18,008 where everybody just digs right in... 301 00:24:21,909 --> 00:24:24,109 It's a good plan... 302 00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:42,310 What is it? 303 00:24:44,911 --> 00:24:46,711 She's afraid they might not find the cure in time... 304 00:25:01,312 --> 00:25:02,512 Banzai! 305 00:25:03,213 --> 00:25:04,713 Oh my God! 306 00:25:06,314 --> 00:25:07,514 He's afraid of heights... 307 00:25:12,315 --> 00:25:13,815 Hey, what if they don't find the cure? 308 00:25:14,216 --> 00:25:15,616 I'm sure they will eventually... 309 00:25:16,117 --> 00:25:18,217 But what if they're looking in the wrong place? 310 00:25:22,918 --> 00:25:23,818 What do you mean? 311 00:25:26,519 --> 00:25:28,319 Have you ever seen that movie "Medicine Man"? 312 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,820 We found a cure for cancer, 313 00:25:32,921 --> 00:25:35,121 and all you can say is: "I know"? 314 00:25:43,022 --> 00:25:43,822 What is it? 315 00:25:44,123 --> 00:25:46,523 Vermilliad. A flower. 316 00:25:47,624 --> 00:25:48,924 You want me start eating flowers? 317 00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:56,125 We're not going to worry about what 318 00:25:56,426 --> 00:25:59,626 flowers, leaves maybe even pine cones. 319 00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:01,627 It can't hurt to try! 320 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:04,428 My mom has me eating lots of vegetables, especially broccoli. 321 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,929 All I ever eat is candy and I never get sick. 322 00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:09,630 Hey, that's it! 323 00:26:10,631 --> 00:26:13,531 Somebody gets sick and all they eat is fruits and vegetables, 324 00:26:13,932 --> 00:26:16,232 it's the one thing they stop eating! 325 00:26:33,433 --> 00:26:34,433 This is stupid. 326 00:26:36,134 --> 00:26:39,334 About fifty years ago, a doctor knows some mold was growing on his bread, 327 00:26:40,735 --> 00:26:42,235 he started feeding it to people... 328 00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:45,136 and everybody said "this is stupid", 329 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,237 you know what it out turned to be? Aspirin! 330 00:26:59,838 --> 00:27:01,338 It's still a hundred-point-two. 331 00:27:02,639 --> 00:27:04,439 - How are ya feeling? - Okay. 332 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,240 Let's start "Butterfinger" 333 00:27:12,141 --> 00:27:14,641 combine with "Bubbelicious". 334 00:27:16,642 --> 00:27:19,342 I am not sure I understand why you have to try this all stuff too. 335 00:27:21,043 --> 00:27:23,543 Don't you know anything about scientific method? 336 00:27:23,544 --> 00:27:24,544 Little. 337 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:29,545 You have to have a control group, so you'll see if the results are uniform... 338 00:27:29,946 --> 00:27:31,346 You're in control group? 339 00:27:31,847 --> 00:27:32,647 Yup. 340 00:28:04,748 --> 00:28:05,548 Hallo... 341 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:07,249 Is Dexter here? 342 00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:09,450 Yes, he is, but he's grounded. 343 00:28:10,651 --> 00:28:11,351 Why? 344 00:28:12,552 --> 00:28:15,252 Because he used up all his money, buying candy. 345 00:28:22,053 --> 00:28:23,353 How long is he grounded for? 346 00:28:24,254 --> 00:28:25,554 Till tomorrow... 347 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:29,855 Why's that? 348 00:28:30,856 --> 00:28:32,456 We're gonna play submarine. 349 00:28:33,457 --> 00:28:34,757 Grounded is grounded, so 350 00:28:35,258 --> 00:28:36,858 you're gonna have to wait till tomorrow... 351 00:28:37,159 --> 00:28:38,159 I understand. 352 00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:42,360 Just a minute, okay? 353 00:28:43,861 --> 00:28:46,061 Dexter, get your ass down here! 354 00:28:46,362 --> 00:28:47,062 Why? 355 00:28:47,162 --> 00:28:50,562 Coz I'm changing your punishment, you have to play with Erik! 356 00:28:56,563 --> 00:28:59,263 - Thanks mom! - Here's your paddle. 357 00:28:59,564 --> 00:29:00,564 Watch the flowers! 358 00:29:05,565 --> 00:29:06,565 How are you feeling? 359 00:29:07,866 --> 00:29:08,766 Terrible. 360 00:29:09,767 --> 00:29:12,167 Told you candy was a stupid idea... 361 00:29:20,568 --> 00:29:21,868 Hey, what'd ya think of this one? 362 00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:24,469 I'm wondering about something... 363 00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:27,470 Where do bugs go to bathroom? 364 00:29:28,071 --> 00:29:29,171 It's not on leaves. 365 00:29:29,572 --> 00:29:31,072 How can you be sure? 366 00:29:31,673 --> 00:29:32,973 Because bugs eat leaves, 367 00:29:33,174 --> 00:29:36,174 not even bugs are stupid enough to shit on their own food... 368 00:29:39,475 --> 00:29:40,675 Now, what do you say? 369 00:29:58,276 --> 00:29:59,276 Go ahead... 370 00:30:05,977 --> 00:30:08,177 Oh, tastes like crap! 371 00:30:08,678 --> 00:30:10,878 No shit, don't you know where bugs go to bathroom? 372 00:30:26,379 --> 00:30:27,679 Sweetened crap. 373 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,380 It looks too weird... 374 00:30:53,981 --> 00:30:55,281 You can't be afraid to try... 375 00:30:56,682 --> 00:30:57,782 I'm afraid to touch it. 376 00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:22,483 How do you feel? 377 00:31:23,084 --> 00:31:23,684 Okay. 378 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:27,785 She's here! 379 00:31:43,186 --> 00:31:44,186 Dexter? 380 00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:20,987 You got me! 381 00:32:23,588 --> 00:32:24,588 Dexter? 382 00:32:25,189 --> 00:32:27,389 Is your friend Erik staying for dinner again? 383 00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:29,290 Wakkah! 384 00:32:29,891 --> 00:32:31,891 That means yes, white woman! 385 00:32:33,892 --> 00:32:35,392 Okay, hey, Allie. 386 00:32:45,993 --> 00:32:48,793 Settle down! Go get some yogurt. 387 00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:51,394 Wakkah! 388 00:32:56,495 --> 00:32:58,295 You guys really very well nuts today! 389 00:33:02,796 --> 00:33:03,996 Did Dexter take his nap? 390 00:33:04,697 --> 00:33:05,597 "Oekoo" 391 00:33:48,098 --> 00:33:48,898 Sorry. 392 00:33:51,399 --> 00:33:52,299 Good night. 393 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,100 I need to take Dexter to his doctor tomorrow, 394 00:34:07,201 --> 00:34:08,501 we should back at one... 395 00:34:10,402 --> 00:34:11,702 - Good night - Good night. 396 00:34:26,703 --> 00:34:28,503 Shit! The notebook! 397 00:35:17,704 --> 00:35:18,904 Where have you been? 398 00:35:24,405 --> 00:35:27,205 - I thought you won't... - I asked you a question! 399 00:35:31,206 --> 00:35:34,006 Gordy Johnson asked me if I wanna go to the mall with him, 400 00:35:34,707 --> 00:35:36,807 and I didn't think you'd won't mind. 401 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:44,008 Is that that doctor's boy? 402 00:35:46,009 --> 00:35:46,909 Yeah... 403 00:35:51,010 --> 00:35:54,010 You really should've left a note for me... 404 00:35:59,111 --> 00:36:02,111 Maybe Gordy would like to go with us to see the fireworks. 405 00:36:04,712 --> 00:36:05,712 Maybe... 406 00:36:17,002 --> 00:36:18,387 These are pennies? 407 00:36:21,006 --> 00:36:22,006 There's one, two... 408 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:28,063 three... that's a dime, isn't it? Oh, dear. 409 00:36:31,016 --> 00:36:31,716 There! 410 00:36:32,217 --> 00:36:34,817 Thank you very much, so neat of you! 411 00:36:42,218 --> 00:36:44,018 Oh, my God! 412 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,819 The mysterious Dr. Fishburn derives the extract from a plant, 413 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,320 found deep in the Louisiana bayou. 414 00:36:51,521 --> 00:36:54,021 At a backwater location he refuses to reveal... 415 00:36:54,522 --> 00:36:56,222 I knew it, it was a plant... 416 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,823 The government's trying to suppress its findings... 417 00:36:59,024 --> 00:36:59,924 Bastard! 418 00:37:00,025 --> 00:37:01,625 Why would they do that? 419 00:37:01,926 --> 00:37:03,526 Because they're embarrassed. 420 00:37:03,627 --> 00:37:06,327 I'm mean, think about the money they spend each year, 421 00:37:06,328 --> 00:37:10,828 and this Dr. Fishburn got goes out in his backyard in his underwear one morning, 422 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,829 and picks up the cure for AIDS! 423 00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:17,030 Maybe your mom could drive us down there! 424 00:37:22,731 --> 00:37:23,831 It's right here! 425 00:37:23,932 --> 00:37:27,232 I don't want you boys thinking that something like this cannot happen, 426 00:37:27,233 --> 00:37:30,333 but if it does and Dr. Jensen's gonna know about it before the National... 427 00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:31,534 "Examiner" 428 00:37:31,635 --> 00:37:32,535 Examiner! 429 00:37:32,536 --> 00:37:33,736 Why don't we call him? 430 00:37:34,237 --> 00:37:35,337 No! 431 00:37:35,838 --> 00:37:38,938 Why don't we wait till your next appointment and you can ask the man! 432 00:37:40,139 --> 00:37:41,739 It's for after lunch. 433 00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,240 Like I didn't see that? 434 00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,741 You say your dad lives in New Orleans, right? 435 00:37:50,042 --> 00:37:50,742 Yeah... 436 00:37:52,943 --> 00:37:55,543 Maybe he can get that some of that secret extracts 437 00:37:55,644 --> 00:37:57,444 mail it to us... 438 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,145 Maybe it's already here... 439 00:38:04,046 --> 00:38:05,146 That one again? 440 00:38:07,147 --> 00:38:07,647 Yup... 441 00:38:08,348 --> 00:38:09,748 I just don't like it... 442 00:38:09,849 --> 00:38:10,849 Look at that thing, 443 00:38:10,850 --> 00:38:12,450 he's got all the look like a plant from the bayou, 444 00:38:12,452 --> 00:38:14,152 then I don't know bayous. 445 00:38:19,453 --> 00:38:21,153 This is the worse yet! 446 00:38:21,254 --> 00:38:24,354 My grandma says, that the worst it tastes, the better it works. 447 00:38:26,355 --> 00:38:27,855 Your K-Mart clerk grandma? 448 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:31,656 Drink! 449 00:38:55,657 --> 00:38:57,557 I need to talk to Erik, 450 00:38:57,558 --> 00:39:01,258 some kind of leaf that he took in... 451 00:39:01,259 --> 00:39:02,259 Erik has something to do with this? 452 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:06,560 Erik, Erik... 453 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:08,661 I need to know what you gave Dexter... 454 00:39:08,762 --> 00:39:11,062 I need to know what kind of leaves you gave him, 455 00:39:11,163 --> 00:39:14,563 it's poisonous and he told me that you have written it down in a notebook. 456 00:39:22,164 --> 00:39:24,364 Here's one it this, it's down by the river... 457 00:39:24,365 --> 00:39:27,065 Where? Where the bridge crosses... 458 00:39:49,766 --> 00:39:51,066 Back inside... 459 00:39:59,767 --> 00:40:02,267 What were you thinking? 460 00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:04,868 What! 461 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:06,269 Tell me! 462 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:07,770 Tell me! 463 00:40:09,971 --> 00:40:12,871 Not measles, not chicken pox, aids! 464 00:40:13,272 --> 00:40:14,272 What're you trying to do? 465 00:40:14,773 --> 00:40:15,873 What are you trying to do! 466 00:40:15,974 --> 00:40:17,474 Fucking kill us both? 467 00:40:18,675 --> 00:40:20,475 There's gonna be some big changes around here! 468 00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:21,876 Big changes! 469 00:40:40,477 --> 00:40:42,077 I don't really care what do you think, 470 00:40:43,078 --> 00:40:44,478 I don't want him over here, 471 00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:46,379 I don't want my son over there! 472 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,380 I don't care that they're friends, 473 00:40:48,681 --> 00:40:50,981 I don't want them associating with each other. 474 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:51,982 Period! 475 00:41:08,483 --> 00:41:10,383 He's gonna be fine. Thank god! 476 00:41:11,284 --> 00:41:13,084 His mother is officially on notice, 477 00:41:14,485 --> 00:41:15,885 she allows him to see you I'm gonna have her ass 478 00:41:15,986 --> 00:41:17,686 thrown in jail. 479 00:41:18,087 --> 00:41:19,487 And for you, 480 00:41:20,388 --> 00:41:23,388 on Monday morning your ass are going to summer camp! 481 00:41:46,889 --> 00:41:47,689 Hey Dad? 482 00:41:47,690 --> 00:41:52,390 Sorry, we missed you. Cindy and I are in Lake Charleston until Tuesday. Call you as soon as we get back... 483 00:42:22,691 --> 00:42:23,991 When we're get down there, 484 00:42:25,092 --> 00:42:27,292 where we're gonna sleep, where we gonna eat... 485 00:42:27,393 --> 00:42:28,793 We're not worry about that, 486 00:42:28,994 --> 00:42:31,494 I already talked to my dad, he said we could stay with him... 487 00:42:32,495 --> 00:42:34,895 I might even be able to talk him to take us fishing. 488 00:42:37,996 --> 00:42:39,196 I can't. 489 00:42:39,597 --> 00:42:40,897 You have to Dex! 490 00:42:40,998 --> 00:42:42,598 Tomorrow morning I'm out of here. 491 00:42:42,599 --> 00:42:44,399 And this time she would be really really worried. 492 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,000 She's already worried because you're sick. 493 00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:50,701 And you and I both know that the only thing that's gonna make her happy, 494 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:54,302 is when we're going to New Orleans and Dr. Fishburn has the cure... 495 00:43:04,803 --> 00:43:06,603 Dear mom... I'm fine with Erik... 496 00:43:07,104 --> 00:43:09,704 but I brought along the medicines so there's no reason to worry. 497 00:43:10,605 --> 00:43:13,005 We're planning to be careful and sensible. 498 00:43:13,406 --> 00:43:16,406 Whatever you do make sure you remember to tape Star Wars 499 00:43:16,507 --> 00:43:17,707 8 PM channel 5. 500 00:43:18,808 --> 00:43:22,608 I love you very much, sincerely Dexter... 501 00:45:22,809 --> 00:45:26,309 The biggest fish in the world, he weights over 2000 pounds... 502 00:45:26,910 --> 00:45:29,010 That's why they calling him the General Steur. 503 00:45:30,411 --> 00:45:31,811 What if he decides to take us over? 504 00:45:32,812 --> 00:45:33,812 He wouldn't know that... 505 00:45:35,613 --> 00:45:36,813 One time this kid, 506 00:45:37,114 --> 00:45:38,714 he went swimming after eating, 507 00:45:38,915 --> 00:45:41,215 and he got a stomach cramp, and he started to dry on 508 00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:44,116 but the General Steur grabbed him by shirt 509 00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:45,417 and put him on the shore. 510 00:45:50,018 --> 00:45:51,418 How fast do you think we're going? 511 00:45:55,019 --> 00:45:56,819 3 miles an hour. 512 00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:00,620 How far is this New Orleans? 513 00:46:02,121 --> 00:46:03,621 About 12 hundred miles. 514 00:46:08,622 --> 00:46:10,122 How long will it takes us to get there? 515 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,523 Hey, where you headed? 516 00:46:25,424 --> 00:46:26,524 Hampton 517 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:32,625 Minneapolis 518 00:46:32,826 --> 00:46:33,826 Memphis 519 00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:35,127 Centralia 520 00:46:35,528 --> 00:46:36,528 Peoria 521 00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:37,929 How much you got? 522 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:39,930 What? 523 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,131 Wanna ride you gotta pay for the gas, you know... 524 00:46:44,232 --> 00:46:45,332 Where you headed? 525 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:46,933 New Orleans... 526 00:46:47,834 --> 00:46:49,534 I can give you 20 dollars. 527 00:46:49,635 --> 00:46:50,735 20 bugs? 528 00:46:50,836 --> 00:46:53,236 You wanna go to New Orleans for 20 bugs? 529 00:46:53,837 --> 00:46:55,937 I don't know, I think you're gonna have to do better than that. 530 00:47:00,938 --> 00:47:03,538 Forty, it's all I got. 531 00:47:03,739 --> 00:47:05,839 Hey Pony, we ready to float, man! 532 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,840 What are you saying, we locked and loaded? 533 00:47:07,941 --> 00:47:09,341 Alright. 534 00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:16,842 162 dollars, 535 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:19,343 check my pockets. 536 00:47:19,844 --> 00:47:20,644 Erik! 537 00:47:21,245 --> 00:47:22,345 Shut up Dex! Let me handle this. 538 00:47:22,446 --> 00:47:24,646 No, look, look! Please! 539 00:47:24,947 --> 00:47:26,647 What do you say? 540 00:47:36,448 --> 00:47:39,048 We really took this moron Pony to the cleaners! 541 00:47:40,549 --> 00:47:44,449 They money we gave him will pay for half his gas! 542 00:47:44,850 --> 00:47:46,450 This Pony is from New Orleans, 543 00:47:46,751 --> 00:47:48,251 he's on his way home... 544 00:47:48,552 --> 00:47:49,952 What makes you think that? 545 00:48:00,353 --> 00:48:01,253 Shit! 546 00:48:38,154 --> 00:48:40,054 Look how far we've gone. 547 00:48:42,355 --> 00:48:45,755 Dex, are you awake? 548 00:48:47,256 --> 00:48:48,756 Dex, are you awake? 549 00:48:49,657 --> 00:48:51,257 Dex, are you awake? 550 00:48:51,358 --> 00:48:52,658 Yeah, what? 551 00:48:52,959 --> 00:48:55,959 I'm just saying how far we've gone... 552 00:48:57,460 --> 00:48:59,960 about five or six days and we'll be down there 553 00:49:00,461 --> 00:49:02,961 Maybe when we stop for gasses, I should call my mom. 554 00:49:03,062 --> 00:49:05,262 You can't. They trace the call. 555 00:49:09,163 --> 00:49:12,363 We're probably in Iowa about one tomorrow afternoon. 556 00:49:16,964 --> 00:49:17,964 Dex? 557 00:50:12,765 --> 00:50:16,065 Get up! Come up get up! 558 00:50:16,366 --> 00:50:18,666 - I'm too tired. - No you're not, you're just bored! 559 00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:22,067 Come on! 560 00:50:29,868 --> 00:50:31,468 They don't have battleship, 561 00:50:32,769 --> 00:50:34,269 or have Monopoly, 562 00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,569 they don't even have a deck of cards. 563 00:50:41,370 --> 00:50:42,470 Wait a minute... 564 00:50:44,271 --> 00:50:45,471 What is it? 565 00:50:48,272 --> 00:50:48,872 Come on! 566 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:01,573 Are you sure these girls are real? 567 00:51:01,674 --> 00:51:02,774 Of course they're real! 568 00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:05,675 I never seen anyone look like this before. 569 00:51:05,776 --> 00:51:07,176 My mom sure doesn't. 570 00:51:07,177 --> 00:51:09,177 These aren't moms, these are women! 571 00:51:09,278 --> 00:51:11,178 This is what they supposed to look like. 572 00:51:11,779 --> 00:51:14,579 How do you know they're not computer animation? 573 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:17,980 Do computer animations like walks on the beach, 574 00:51:18,381 --> 00:51:21,781 do computer animations enjoy classical music. 575 00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:25,882 She's born in 1975. 576 00:51:26,383 --> 00:51:28,083 She doesn't look that old! 577 00:51:31,384 --> 00:51:32,584 Holy shit... 578 00:51:36,585 --> 00:51:38,585 It's gotta be 3,000 dollars here! 579 00:51:40,086 --> 00:51:41,186 Just put it back! 580 00:51:41,587 --> 00:51:42,387 Why? 581 00:51:43,888 --> 00:51:45,588 They might think we're down here trying to steal it. 582 00:51:46,189 --> 00:51:48,189 They don't even know we're down here. 583 00:51:57,590 --> 00:51:59,090 - Here! - Don't give it to me! 584 00:52:00,591 --> 00:52:03,191 Hey, where the hell have you been, 585 00:52:03,392 --> 00:52:05,092 we've been waiting all day! 586 00:52:15,093 --> 00:52:16,193 Oh my God! 587 00:52:21,394 --> 00:52:24,094 - Who's this? - A friend of mine. 588 00:52:24,095 --> 00:52:26,195 - A friend? Hey, be nice! 589 00:52:51,096 --> 00:52:52,696 Put some of this on my back? 590 00:53:18,997 --> 00:53:20,497 Are you a model? 591 00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:21,898 No... 592 00:53:28,599 --> 00:53:29,699 What's your name? 593 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,200 Angel... 594 00:53:36,001 --> 00:53:37,601 You misspelled your tattoo, 595 00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:40,402 it doesn't say Angel it says Angle. 596 00:53:41,203 --> 00:53:42,703 I'm aware of that now... 597 00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:36,904 Looks fun with two people, doesn't it? 598 00:54:57,905 --> 00:55:01,105 You two make me sick. 599 00:55:01,906 --> 00:55:03,806 - Man, I just want to get smashed. - You know that! 600 00:55:03,907 --> 00:55:05,207 Me too. 601 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:09,608 I was thinking maybe we could just les bon temps roulez... 602 00:55:09,909 --> 00:55:10,909 Les say what!? 603 00:55:11,310 --> 00:55:13,410 Let the good times roll, man! 604 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:15,911 Couple of those cool ones? 605 00:55:16,412 --> 00:55:17,212 Fire up that grill 606 00:55:17,413 --> 00:55:20,213 - we got some of them steaks. - Yeah, make mine a T-bone! 607 00:55:24,414 --> 00:55:25,614 This sucks! 608 00:55:27,915 --> 00:55:29,915 Hey boys, how are T-bones? 609 00:55:44,216 --> 00:55:45,116 Shit! 610 00:55:48,717 --> 00:55:50,317 This isn't fair! 611 00:55:50,818 --> 00:55:51,718 What? 612 00:55:51,819 --> 00:55:54,019 I said, this sucks! 613 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,720 We should set up the tent before it gets dark... 614 00:56:24,621 --> 00:56:25,521 Hey, 615 00:56:26,822 --> 00:56:28,122 this is me... 616 00:56:30,823 --> 00:56:33,623 Oh shit, you pissed all over your sleeping bag! 617 00:56:35,224 --> 00:56:36,424 Sweat... 618 00:56:39,025 --> 00:56:40,025 What? 619 00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:44,026 You're shivering, how can you be sweating when you're cold! 620 00:56:44,327 --> 00:56:46,727 I don't know. I just do... 621 00:56:48,428 --> 00:56:50,928 Here, change clothes... 622 00:56:52,529 --> 00:56:53,829 Here's my sleeping bag. 623 00:56:57,130 --> 00:56:57,930 Thanks. 624 00:57:04,931 --> 00:57:07,331 Were you having a nightmare or something? 625 00:57:12,832 --> 00:57:13,632 No... 626 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:16,933 What's a matter? 627 00:57:24,034 --> 00:57:25,534 It happens sometimes. 628 00:57:26,435 --> 00:57:29,435 When I wake up, and it's dark... 629 00:57:32,936 --> 00:57:36,736 Astronomers believe that the universe is 18 billion light-years across. 630 00:57:37,737 --> 00:57:38,637 So? 631 00:57:40,738 --> 00:57:43,838 Suppose you could go in the eighteen billion light-years. 632 00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:47,139 What if there's nothing out there? 633 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,140 Suppose you kept going another 18 billion light-years, 634 00:57:53,841 --> 00:57:55,341 so far I'd be see nothing... 635 00:57:56,242 --> 00:57:59,342 Because the light from the universe would be fainter than the faintest star. 636 00:58:01,143 --> 00:58:04,343 Infinitely cold. Infinitely black. 637 00:58:08,644 --> 00:58:09,844 Sometimes... 638 00:58:11,045 --> 00:58:14,245 if I wake up, and it's dark, 639 00:58:18,547 --> 00:58:20,247 I get really scared... 640 00:58:24,348 --> 00:58:26,248 Like I'm up there now, 641 00:58:27,349 --> 00:58:29,449 I'm never coming back. 642 00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:49,950 Here... 643 00:58:55,251 --> 00:58:57,351 Hold on to this while you sleep, 644 00:58:59,652 --> 00:59:01,852 and if you wake up and you scared... 645 00:59:02,953 --> 00:59:04,553 You say wait a minute... 646 00:59:05,054 --> 00:59:06,554 I'm holding Erik's shoe. 647 00:59:07,155 --> 00:59:11,255 Why the hell would I be holding some smelly basketball shoe? 648 00:59:12,056 --> 00:59:14,456 A trillion light-years from the universe, 649 00:59:15,757 --> 00:59:18,257 I must be here on earth safe in my sleeping bag... 650 00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:20,458 Erik must be close by... 651 00:59:30,959 --> 00:59:33,459 Guess it's worth to try... 652 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,360 You want me to leave the lantern on? 653 01:00:25,061 --> 01:00:26,861 Come on, we gotta get out of here! 654 01:00:28,262 --> 01:00:29,562 Go to sleep! 655 01:00:30,163 --> 01:00:31,363 It's nine o'clock! 656 01:00:31,564 --> 01:00:35,264 When I gave the money, you said we're going straight to New Orleans! 657 01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:38,265 hen you get there there was two days later, it's not gonna kill you... 658 01:00:38,766 --> 01:00:40,866 Shut up! Angle! 659 01:00:42,067 --> 01:00:44,567 Hey, you shut up you little shit! 660 01:00:44,768 --> 01:00:47,268 You want me to swim over there and pound your ass? 661 01:01:01,069 --> 01:01:02,869 How long before you run out of pills? 662 01:01:03,370 --> 01:01:04,570 Three more days... 663 01:02:37,571 --> 01:02:40,371 There, that way. 664 01:02:40,872 --> 01:02:42,172 Are you sure? 665 01:02:42,473 --> 01:02:43,773 I'm not stupid! 666 01:03:33,474 --> 01:03:34,674 We need something to eat... 667 01:03:34,975 --> 01:03:36,275 I'm not hungry. 668 01:03:38,176 --> 01:03:40,176 Okay, I'll go get the tickets. 669 01:03:51,177 --> 01:03:52,177 Let's go... 670 01:03:52,278 --> 01:03:53,078 What is it? 671 01:03:54,979 --> 01:03:56,679 Zijn dat de jongens waar u het over had? 672 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,280 Right there! 673 01:04:04,981 --> 01:04:05,881 How you doin' old man? 674 01:04:16,782 --> 01:04:18,082 Hey, boys! 675 01:04:18,783 --> 01:04:20,583 I think we need to have a little talk... 676 01:04:46,384 --> 01:04:48,784 Come on boys! Something I said? 677 01:04:49,885 --> 01:04:51,285 Was it the barbeque? 678 01:05:00,386 --> 01:05:01,886 Go! Go now! 679 01:05:04,187 --> 01:05:06,387 Pull! Pull damn it! 680 01:05:07,588 --> 01:05:10,388 Hey, where's my money? 681 01:05:14,589 --> 01:05:16,089 It's in my pocket. 682 01:05:18,390 --> 01:05:19,690 Open this man! 683 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:20,891 I'm working on it! 684 01:05:23,092 --> 01:05:25,992 You hurt yourself! That I don't care! 685 01:05:28,193 --> 01:05:29,393 I told ya! 686 01:05:36,494 --> 01:05:37,794 This way! Come on! 687 01:05:53,994 --> 01:05:55,094 Dead end! 688 01:06:00,295 --> 01:06:02,095 What are you gonna do with that? 689 01:06:02,096 --> 01:06:03,896 You want to give me a manicure or something? 690 01:06:06,797 --> 01:06:08,197 Where's my money! 691 01:06:08,998 --> 01:06:10,598 We need to go to New Orleans. 692 01:06:11,599 --> 01:06:12,899 Oh, you need? 693 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,200 You all in over your head, you understand? 694 01:06:21,001 --> 01:06:23,001 So you want to play with Pony? 695 01:06:23,902 --> 01:06:25,902 What the hell are you doing? Are you crazy? 696 01:06:26,303 --> 01:06:28,703 I'm dying anyway! It doesn't matter if he hurts me! 697 01:06:31,504 --> 01:06:33,104 What are you talkin'? What is he talkin'? 698 01:06:33,605 --> 01:06:35,005 He has Aids! 699 01:06:43,306 --> 01:06:45,106 You'd be crazy to stab me... 700 01:06:46,107 --> 01:06:47,607 My blood is like a poison... 701 01:06:48,608 --> 01:06:50,108 A drop could kill you! 702 01:06:55,209 --> 01:06:56,309 Bullshit! 703 01:07:32,210 --> 01:07:33,410 Hey Pony! 704 01:07:37,911 --> 01:07:38,911 Jimmy! 705 01:07:41,512 --> 01:07:42,312 Jimmy! 706 01:07:45,414 --> 01:07:46,714 Get the hell out of here! 707 01:07:52,015 --> 01:07:53,715 My blood is like poison! 708 01:07:53,716 --> 01:07:54,816 Pussies! 709 01:07:55,116 --> 01:07:56,516 Get the hell out here! 710 01:07:57,317 --> 01:07:59,717 I'm deadlier than the venom of a cobra! 711 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:01,818 Pussies! 712 01:08:07,319 --> 01:08:09,619 Dex, you're like a damn superhero or something... 713 01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:13,620 That was rad! 714 01:08:32,221 --> 01:08:33,121 Here... 715 01:08:33,222 --> 01:08:34,222 No... 716 01:08:50,923 --> 01:08:54,123 I feel kinda sick... 717 01:09:12,224 --> 01:09:14,224 You'll be alright while I go get the tickets? 718 01:09:14,225 --> 01:09:15,225 Yeah... 719 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,426 Are you cold? 720 01:09:25,227 --> 01:09:26,127 No... 721 01:09:28,528 --> 01:09:29,828 What is a matter? 722 01:09:34,029 --> 01:09:35,729 My blood is poison... 723 01:09:42,230 --> 01:09:44,130 You have a virus Dex... 724 01:09:46,131 --> 01:09:49,431 and you're gonna be exactly like everyone else, 725 01:09:50,732 --> 01:09:52,932 the moment someone finds the cure. 726 01:09:54,033 --> 01:09:55,833 Dr. Fishburn has the cure... 727 01:11:02,534 --> 01:11:03,734 Wake up.. 728 01:11:11,135 --> 01:11:12,935 Are we in New Orleans? 729 01:11:14,936 --> 01:11:15,736 Come on... 730 01:11:20,337 --> 01:11:22,237 What a week! 731 01:11:38,537 --> 01:11:39,737 Mom... 732 01:11:45,238 --> 01:11:46,138 Sorry... 733 01:12:29,139 --> 01:12:31,539 I wonder if I could see Dexter... 734 01:12:58,340 --> 01:12:59,940 as long as I keep throwing up... 735 01:13:00,241 --> 01:13:04,341 they have to have to stick this feeding tube up my nose into my stomach. 736 01:13:04,442 --> 01:13:05,642 Sounds gross... 737 01:13:06,343 --> 01:13:07,643 It hurts... 738 01:13:08,144 --> 01:13:09,244 Doesn't that? 739 01:13:10,245 --> 01:13:11,445 Not nearly as much... 740 01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:14,046 So you can't eat anything, huh? 741 01:13:14,647 --> 01:13:15,347 No... 742 01:13:17,948 --> 01:13:20,648 - No... - That's too bad. 743 01:13:25,149 --> 01:13:28,249 You know, maybe you can crumble one up and put it into my IV... 744 01:13:29,050 --> 01:13:30,150 Yeah... 745 01:13:32,051 --> 01:13:35,551 You know what? I want to see if I can sneak anymore leaves in here! 746 01:13:36,352 --> 01:13:40,952 That's ok. Dr. Jensen said that the stuff Orleans wasn't real. 747 01:13:42,153 --> 01:13:44,553 I know, your mom told me... 748 01:13:48,154 --> 01:13:51,154 Hey, look at this! 749 01:13:51,955 --> 01:13:55,655 - Look at that! - Is this you! 750 01:13:56,256 --> 01:13:58,456 God you're an ugly baby! 751 01:14:01,357 --> 01:14:02,657 Check it out with Angle! 752 01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:08,558 You alright? 753 01:14:09,859 --> 01:14:11,159 I like the old man. 754 01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:20,060 What's this do? 755 01:14:20,561 --> 01:14:22,861 It makes the bed go up, 756 01:14:24,262 --> 01:14:25,262 or down... 757 01:14:25,963 --> 01:14:27,163 What about this one? 758 01:14:32,664 --> 01:14:35,664 Who's that? I'll get it... 759 01:14:39,464 --> 01:14:42,064 Kom hier alstublieft, hij stopte met ademen! 760 01:14:42,265 --> 01:14:43,465 What's a matter? 761 01:14:44,266 --> 01:14:45,366 God, Jesus! 762 01:14:47,367 --> 01:14:49,867 I was just talking to him, and now he's dead! 763 01:14:52,168 --> 01:14:54,868 I'm sorry honey, I guess we all knew this is was coming. 764 01:14:54,869 --> 01:14:55,869 No... 765 01:15:05,470 --> 01:15:06,670 Not funny! 766 01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:09,871 Not even a little bit... 767 01:15:11,772 --> 01:15:12,772 Kids... 768 01:15:20,373 --> 01:15:22,173 We all knew this was coming.. 769 01:15:50,774 --> 01:15:53,074 By the power invested in me, 770 01:15:53,575 --> 01:15:57,075 I here by order that the execution begin... 771 01:16:05,476 --> 01:16:07,576 Feeling better I guess. 772 01:16:11,077 --> 01:16:12,277 You must be Erik... 773 01:16:20,178 --> 01:16:23,178 I guess your road to the Nobel Prize hit a few potholes? 774 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,079 More like the Grand Canyon... 775 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:29,980 Okay, open wide, 776 01:16:30,081 --> 01:16:31,881 and say Ah. 777 01:16:35,182 --> 01:16:36,882 Does it hurt when you talk? 778 01:16:40,883 --> 01:16:44,083 Well let's see that hairy chest... 779 01:16:46,184 --> 01:16:47,184 Please leave... 780 01:16:49,185 --> 01:16:50,385 Leave! 781 01:16:52,586 --> 01:16:53,886 He knows he's dying... 782 01:16:56,387 --> 01:16:57,487 What? 783 01:16:59,488 --> 01:17:02,288 We tricked the nurses into thinking that he was dead, 784 01:17:02,589 --> 01:17:05,689 and nurse Murphy said that everyone knew it was coming... 785 01:17:07,690 --> 01:17:08,890 So you tricked them... 786 01:17:09,991 --> 01:17:12,191 We pretended that Dexter stopped breathing, 787 01:17:12,492 --> 01:17:15,892 and he jumped up and screamed and scared them... 788 01:17:17,993 --> 01:17:19,393 She must have hit the roof... 789 01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:21,794 Yeah, Dexter laughed his ass off! 790 01:17:22,195 --> 01:17:25,995 Oh, well that's what happened to him I thought he was on a diet or something... 791 01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:31,996 Listen... 792 01:17:32,997 --> 01:17:36,797 history is full with a very sick people, 793 01:17:37,598 --> 01:17:38,898 who suddenly... 794 01:17:39,099 --> 01:17:40,999 for no reason at all, get better. 795 01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,000 And when that happens, we call it miracle... 796 01:17:48,601 --> 01:17:51,501 from the moment I met you, I knew that you are special... 797 01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:54,002 and you might be one of those people... 798 01:17:58,403 --> 01:18:00,703 You know I'm telling you the truth, don't you? 799 01:18:05,404 --> 01:18:08,404 I feel that inside you, can you. 800 01:18:13,705 --> 01:18:15,705 So don't let me down, okay? 801 01:18:28,806 --> 01:18:30,406 I'm counting on you to make me famous! 802 01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:49,307 Well the young boy was upset! 803 01:18:49,508 --> 01:18:53,308 Look, don't you ever, ever assumed that one of my patient is gonna die. 804 01:18:53,609 --> 01:18:54,609 I thought that was... 805 01:19:42,410 --> 01:19:46,410 Mister, my friend's stop breathing! I think he's dead... 806 01:19:46,711 --> 01:19:47,711 Go get a nurse... 807 01:19:52,012 --> 01:19:54,112 Shit, shit! 808 01:19:54,113 --> 01:19:56,213 Oh, Jesus Christ! 809 01:19:59,214 --> 01:20:01,914 you scared the living daylights out of me! 810 01:20:02,015 --> 01:20:03,715 Oh, and we are amused, aren't we! 811 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:05,816 I'm not laughing... do you see me laughing? 812 01:20:09,917 --> 01:20:10,917 Oh, Dex! 813 01:20:14,118 --> 01:20:15,918 My shift ends at four... 814 01:20:16,619 --> 01:20:19,319 That's mine - here comes the breaker - nobody cry... 815 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,020 I think you really bad, actually... 816 01:20:22,521 --> 01:20:24,021 I terribly impressed... 817 01:20:25,822 --> 01:20:27,922 He's got all the good ones, and me... 818 01:20:32,023 --> 01:20:34,923 I told you, I told you... 819 01:20:34,924 --> 01:20:36,924 I'm good at this game, I can't win but... 820 01:21:43,925 --> 01:21:45,225 Alright, Hal... 821 01:21:48,826 --> 01:21:51,126 I'll go in through the emergency airlock! 822 01:21:51,727 --> 01:21:53,727 Without your space helmet Dave... 823 01:21:55,028 --> 01:21:56,628 you're going to find that rather difficult... 824 01:21:58,329 --> 01:21:59,729 How will I do, anymore? 825 01:22:00,630 --> 01:22:01,830 Open the door! 826 01:22:02,631 --> 01:22:03,531 Dave... 827 01:22:03,932 --> 01:22:07,532 this conversation conserve no purpose anymore. 828 01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:09,233 Goodbye... 829 01:22:11,234 --> 01:22:11,934 Hal? 830 01:22:13,935 --> 01:22:17,035 You've watch 20th time around? 831 01:22:20,736 --> 01:22:22,336 Want anything from the giftshop? 832 01:22:25,137 --> 01:22:25,837 And you... 833 01:22:36,838 --> 01:22:38,538 You ready for another victim? 834 01:22:42,139 --> 01:22:43,039 You sure? 835 01:23:10,940 --> 01:23:12,640 Doctor! My friend! 836 01:23:12,741 --> 01:23:16,041 I think he could be dead, I don't know what to do. 837 01:24:11,342 --> 01:24:12,342 I'm sorry... 838 01:25:40,743 --> 01:25:41,843 It's green... 839 01:26:28,344 --> 01:26:29,444 I'm sorry... 840 01:26:31,544 --> 01:26:32,744 I'm sorry too... 841 01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:36,745 I should've tried harder... 842 01:26:42,446 --> 01:26:43,546 Tried what? 843 01:26:46,547 --> 01:26:47,947 Find the cure... 844 01:26:53,648 --> 01:26:58,648 God bless you... c'mon honey. You did, you did... 845 01:26:59,949 --> 01:27:01,849 Everything that was sad in Dexter's life... 846 01:27:03,350 --> 01:27:04,650 was silence, 847 01:27:05,651 --> 01:27:07,051 so don't accused... 848 01:27:09,552 --> 01:27:11,552 You made it go away... 849 01:27:15,753 --> 01:27:18,453 Dexter was so happy to have you as his friend! 850 01:27:22,354 --> 01:27:24,254 He was so happy... I don't know how. 851 01:28:09,355 --> 01:28:10,555 I know that, 852 01:28:12,256 --> 01:28:14,356 there's some of his things that... 853 01:28:17,357 --> 01:28:18,357 Get out! 854 01:28:23,358 --> 01:28:24,658 Get in that car! 855 01:28:24,659 --> 01:28:25,659 No... 856 01:28:25,660 --> 01:28:27,360 Get your ass in the car, now! 857 01:28:27,761 --> 01:28:29,061 Wait a minute! 858 01:28:29,562 --> 01:28:30,662 Let me talk to you! 859 01:28:31,263 --> 01:28:32,463 I have nothing to say to you! 860 01:28:34,264 --> 01:28:35,564 Erik, shut up! 861 01:28:36,265 --> 01:28:37,665 Just talk to you for a minute, inside? 862 01:28:42,266 --> 01:28:43,366 Please! 863 01:28:44,267 --> 01:28:45,467 Just a minute! 864 01:29:00,268 --> 01:29:01,068 What! 865 01:29:08,269 --> 01:29:10,069 I wanna tell you two things.. 866 01:29:12,570 --> 01:29:18,270 The first is Erik's bestfriend died today, he is going to funeral... 867 01:29:28,071 --> 01:29:33,871 The second is: if you ever lay a hand on that boy again, I will kill you! 868 01:29:37,872 --> 01:29:39,172 Understand? 869 01:30:09,273 --> 01:30:10,373 Let's go... 870 01:30:56,174 --> 01:30:57,974 Take as much time as you want... 871 01:31:10,975 --> 01:31:11,875 Hey... 872 01:32:20,376 --> 01:32:23,476 Do you mind if you going walk home? 873 01:32:24,877 --> 01:32:26,277 No, of course not... 874 01:32:30,278 --> 01:32:31,478 You're gonna...? 875 01:32:34,979 --> 01:32:37,379 Come around and visit every once in a while, aren't you? 876 01:32:41,453 --> 01:32:43,053 25 cents!