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They say,
if you wanna tell a story right,
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you gotta start
at the beginning.
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Too far? Fine.
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This is me, Harleen Quinzel.
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When I was a kid,
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my dad traded me
for a six-pack of beer.
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But however many times
he tried to ditch me...
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Daddy!
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- ...I kept coming back.
- Ah!
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Eventually,
he found me a new home.
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The good sisters
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of St. Bernadette's
taught me a lot.
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But I was never
an establishment kinda gal.
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All things considered,
I did good.
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I even went to college.
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Got my PhD.
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Had my heart broken
once or twice.
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Finding love,
it's not easy.
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So I threw myself
into my work,
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became a psychiatrist.
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That's when I met him.
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Mr. J. My Joker.
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Oh, I fell hard.
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Like out of a plane
without a parachute,
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right in
your dumb fucking face
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kinda hard.
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I lost all sense
of who I was.
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I only had eyes for Puddin'.
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We all know the saying,
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"Behind every successful man
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there's a badass broad."
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Well, that was me.
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I was the brains
behind some of
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- Mr. J's greatest stunts.
- Ha-ha!
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Not that
he let anyone know it.
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Puddin'?
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I guess all good things
have to come to an end.
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So...
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...we broke up.
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I handled it real mature.
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But Mr. J was super
broke up about it.
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I got an amazing new place
that was all mine.
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It gave me the space
to really reflect
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on the mistakes of my past.
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I had to find
a new identity.
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A new me.
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It wasn't easy.
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But after a while,
I even opened myself up
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to the possibility
of new love.
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Hi.
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Hello, nice baby.
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Here's the thing
about new love...
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I take payment-in-kind.
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...you have to feed it.
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Soon enough,
I was back on my feet.
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Ready to move on,
to make new friends.
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She means fucking business!
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- Oh, here we go!
- Whip me!
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She has taken
a whip from the pivot,
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catapulted to the high side!
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Oh!
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Yeah! Come on!
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It was time for Gotham
to meet the new Harley Quinn,
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so I really
put myself out there.
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Ride that pole
like you ride your man!
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God damn it.
Sit the fuck down.
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What?
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I said sit your skinny ass
down, you dumb slut.
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Okay.
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You broke my fucking legs!
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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What?
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It's not a party without a little
drama, am I right?
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Come on! Turn it up!
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Shots on the house.
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Call me dumb.
I have a PhD, motherfucker.
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- Miss Quinn.
- Romy.
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That was my driver.
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Oh, whoops.
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Well, I'm sure it was his fault.
Consider him fired.
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Consider me grateful.
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Especially since
I know you don't like me.
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I agitate his already delicate
sense of mental equilibrium.
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That and
his obsessive-compulsive need
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to be
the center of attention.
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Will your paramour
be joining us this evening?
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Not tonight, Romy.
Not tonight.
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Well, enjoy yourself,
Miss Quinn.
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And do give
the Joker my best.
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Okay, fine, so I hadn't
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told people
about the breakup.
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But you don't understand.
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Find me a new driver.
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Being Joker's girl
gave me immunity.
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I could do whatever I wanted
to whoever I wanted,
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and no one
ever dared to object.
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And don't let him
give you shit, okay?
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You have to
stick up for yourself.
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Oh, please.
I give it a few days
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before they're back together.
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Even when I did
try and tell people,
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they didn't believe me.
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Come on.
She told me they're really
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broken up this time.
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Sure they are, Shell.
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That's why she's still wearing
that tacky "J" necklace.
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She is going to be running
right back into his arms
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the minute
he snaps his fingers.
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If not him,
the next closest alpha male
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- with a pulse.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Some people
just aren't born
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- to stand on their own.
- Oh, girl,
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- let's drink. Come on.
- All right.
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I knew I needed to find
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some way
to show the world
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that I'd cut ties
with Mr. J for good.
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Harley!
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Some people have the Eiffel
Tower, or Olive Garden.
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The Joker and I?
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Our love bloomed in
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a highly toxic
industrial processing plant.
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And luckily for me,
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I have all
my best ideas drunk.
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I have the best idea!
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The fuck? Hey! Hey!
Come back here!
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This is
where it all began, Puddin'.
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You motherfucker!
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It was the closure
I needed.
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A fresh start.
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A chance to be
my own woman.
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But I wasn't
the only dame in Gotham
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looking for emancipation.
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This is our story.
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And I'm telling it,
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so I'll start
where I fucking want.
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Meet the cop.
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I got 50
says it was turf war.
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Not him.
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Well, as always,
you're wrong, Munroe.
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Her. Renee Montoya.
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Raised on '80s cop shows,
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she's always saying
cheesy shit like...
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There was only one shooter.
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Inside.
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This guy shot out the glass.
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Serrano.
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Yo. Hey.
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Have Ballistics
check for a bullet
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in one of those parked cars.
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Ten years ago,
she broke a career-making case.
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- Did I stutter?
- Go ahead.
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But her partner at the
time took all the credit.
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So while he made captain,
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she got stuck at detective
level with this idiot.
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Okay, you think one guy
got all four?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm just saying,
we got four dead bodies here, you know.
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- One guy... Bullet holes.
- I'm trying to work.
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I'm sorry. Go ahead and work.
Go ahead.
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The shooter got close before drawing.
Six rounds.
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Two for each of these three.
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Yo, mind your debt.
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I'm telling you.
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That girl, Angelina,
she's a princess.
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- Whoa. Hey.
- Look at this.
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- Is it Halloween?
- Hey. How you doing?
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And it wasn't about them.
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It was all about this guy,
right here.
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Do you know
who I am?
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You fucking bitch.
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And this arrow
through his throat...
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She wanted him
to die slowly.
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- She?
- We got a hair.
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And he's got
a new assassin.
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Who does?
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Roman Beauvais Sionis.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is Montoya.
What the hell was that?
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Shit.
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Wow.
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- Detective.
- Yep?
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Found this necklace.
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Holy shit.
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Good work, Officer.
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What is it?
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Harley Quinn and
the Joker broke up.
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What?
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This was their spot.
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She just publicly updated
her relationship status.
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Harley Quinn just called
open season on herself.
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She did not
think this one through.
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Yeah, no shit
I didn't think it through.
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I'm about to learn
that a lot of people
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in this city want me dead.
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And at the top of
that list is this guy.
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Mr. Keo and his lovely
wife and daughter.
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You kinda forced
my hand here.
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Gotta say,
I'm a little disappointed.
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I gave you a great pitch.
Didn't I?
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And I thought... Shh!
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I thought we could build
something beautiful together.
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I thought we could
be family.
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I'm gonna set you free.
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Mmm...
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What about her?
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I think we can let her go.
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I mean, this is a pretty loud
fucking shitshow of a message.
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Baby. Aww.
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Don't cry.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Is that a snot bubble?
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- Ew. Gross.
- What?
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Oh, I've changed my mind.
Peel it off.
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No. No!
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The wack
job with the penchant
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for peeling faces
is Roman Sionis,
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aka
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Black Mask.
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The fact that he wants me
dead hasn't yet hit my radar.
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See, I was halfway across town,
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hungover,
and thinking about breakfast.
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Egg, bacon,
American cheese.
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Soft, toasted buttered roll.
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Just a dash
of hot sauce.
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Not too much, Sal.
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I wanna taste the cheese.
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What a way to
start my new life.
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With the perfect
egg sandwich.
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Mmm!
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You're a lifesaver, Sal.
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And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay?
I promise.
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That's all the money
I got in the world,
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and it's so worth it.
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I don't know if it's
the stray Armenian arm hair,
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or the fact that
his cheese slices
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are always six months
out of date,
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but no one makes
an egg sandwich like Sal.
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I mean it, Sal.
No one.
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Freeze! Gotham PD.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yo! Police.
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It had
been six short hours
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since my little stunt
at Ace Chemicals
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announced to the world
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that Mr. J and I
were dunzo.
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The immunity I'd enjoyed
for so long was gone.
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Cops who never would've
dared come after me before
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were suddenly doing this.
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Ooh!
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Freeze!
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- And what's worse?
- Move!
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Every person I ever
wronged now felt free
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to come and
take their pound of flesh.
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Turns out I wronged
a lot of people.
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Come on, boy. Get him!
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Oh...
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Finally.
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And then...
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We're gonna
get through this, okay?
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...tragedy struck.
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It took losing
something I truly love
265
00:15:52,104 --> 00:15:55,007
for me to see that
the target on my back
266
00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:56,607
was bigger
than I thought.
267
00:15:58,409 --> 00:15:59,911
Freeze.
268
00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:02,314
With the walls
closing in around me,
269
00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:03,881
I made a carefully calculated,
270
00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:06,450
highly strategic move.
271
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:18,297
Fine. It was dumb luck.
But still...
272
00:16:18,363 --> 00:16:19,730
That felt pretty great.
273
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,702
Sorry for busting in
on you like that,
274
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:26,171
but thanks
for the shortcut.
275
00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:27,672
See ya. Oh!
276
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:30,075
There she is.
277
00:16:30,142 --> 00:16:31,143
Harley Quinn.
278
00:16:31,943 --> 00:16:33,644
Yeah?
279
00:16:33,711 --> 00:16:35,446
I've waited
a long time for this.
280
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,149
You have?
281
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,117
Oh...
282
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:41,019
I haven't had breakfast yet.
283
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,989
What did I do to you?
284
00:16:44,056 --> 00:16:45,623
Are you serious?
285
00:16:46,691 --> 00:16:48,193
Look at my face.
286
00:16:49,161 --> 00:16:51,562
Look at my face!
287
00:16:57,535 --> 00:16:58,736
Oh...
288
00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:01,639
That wasn't me.
289
00:17:01,706 --> 00:17:03,641
But you dared him
to do it.
290
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,543
Yeah, but I dare
a lot of people
291
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,145
to do a lot of things, okay? Come on.
I'm not even with him anymore.
292
00:17:07,212 --> 00:17:08,213
I know.
293
00:17:09,047 --> 00:17:11,016
That means
294
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,118
there's no one here
to stop me.
295
00:17:14,852 --> 00:17:16,254
- Right.
- You're gonna die, Quinn.
296
00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:17,555
Ooh. A penny.
297
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:25,563
They're shooting arrows now?
298
00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,109
Ah, crap.
299
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:38,642
Him, too?
300
00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:49,887
Parley?
301
00:17:53,392 --> 00:17:56,627
Fuck, Montoya,
you smell like a dead rat's asshole.
302
00:17:56,694 --> 00:17:58,130
Not today, Simpson.
303
00:17:58,196 --> 00:18:00,432
Hey, it's Detective Montoya.
Respect your elders.
304
00:18:00,499 --> 00:18:02,533
I mean, your elderly.
305
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,868
You're only a few years
younger than me,
306
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,203
and you're still
behind that desk.
307
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:06,604
You wanna go there?
308
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,639
Come on. Empty your pockets.
All of it.
309
00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:10,976
Cassandra Cain,
back already?
310
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:14,246
Thought by now you'd figure
out how not to get caught.
311
00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:16,982
What? No comeback?
312
00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:21,919
You all right?
313
00:18:23,221 --> 00:18:24,855
You smell like shit.
314
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:29,693
Yo, Simpson.
315
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,030
Any clean clothes
in lost and found?
316
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:38,136
These are serious accusations,
Miss Montoya.
317
00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:40,038
The Sionis family name
is on
318
00:18:40,105 --> 00:18:41,705
half the museums and
schools in Gotham.
319
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,142
And that makes him
immune to the law, Captain?
320
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:47,878
Montoya's day is
going almost as badly as mine.
321
00:18:47,945 --> 00:18:50,282
Remember the guy
who stole her promotion?
322
00:18:50,348 --> 00:18:51,582
That's him.
323
00:18:51,649 --> 00:18:53,617
He had four people killed
alone last night.
324
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,420
If Roman Sionis is
such a mastermind,
325
00:18:55,487 --> 00:18:57,688
how'd he get fired
from his own fucking company?
326
00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:58,957
The Janus Corporation is
327
00:18:59,024 --> 00:19:00,724
his father's company,
thank you.
328
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,028
And by the way,
they cut him off.
329
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:05,696
Where does the DA's office
stand on all this?
330
00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:07,065
To make
matters worse,
331
00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:08,899
the assistant DA?
That's her ex.
332
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:11,403
The evidence that Sionis is
linked to these murders...
333
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:13,405
There's a shipment
coming in.
334
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:14,638
Drugs?
335
00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:16,274
- A diamond.
- A diamond.
336
00:19:16,341 --> 00:19:17,976
Wow, Montoya.
Should we call the Feds for backup?
337
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:20,312
Listen,
I had a source at the club.
338
00:19:20,378 --> 00:19:21,980
His driver.
339
00:19:22,047 --> 00:19:23,548
He said that Roman couldn't
stop talking about this thing.
340
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:24,782
And he said that
he overheard
341
00:19:24,849 --> 00:19:25,883
something about
laser-encoding.
342
00:19:25,951 --> 00:19:27,319
Now, I did some research.
343
00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:30,055
I think
it's the Bertinelli diamond.
344
00:19:30,122 --> 00:19:32,857
You remember the Bertinelli
massacre, right?
345
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,359
Quick history lesson.
346
00:19:34,426 --> 00:19:36,194
Fifteen years ago,
one of the wealthiest
347
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:38,997
Mafia families in Gotham
was gunned down.
348
00:19:39,064 --> 00:19:41,699
It was a power grab,
but the real target
349
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,834
was the Bertinellis'
super-secret
350
00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:46,204
offshore bank accounts,
351
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:47,905
the details of which
were said to be encoded
352
00:19:47,973 --> 00:19:51,610
in the atomic structure
of a 30-carat diamond.
353
00:19:51,675 --> 00:19:53,311
The rock was lost.
354
00:19:53,378 --> 00:19:56,714
And with it, the only key
to the Bertinelli fortune.
355
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,716
Which is exactly
why Roman Sionis
356
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,353
is trying to
get his hands on it.
357
00:20:01,419 --> 00:20:03,455
That's what makes him
so dangerous.
358
00:20:03,522 --> 00:20:05,257
He's already
building an army.
359
00:20:05,323 --> 00:20:06,358
If he gets the diamond,
360
00:20:06,424 --> 00:20:07,993
he'll have all the money
and connections
361
00:20:08,059 --> 00:20:10,195
to bribe every single
judge and cop
362
00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:12,330
he needs to get a
monopoly on the city.
363
00:20:12,397 --> 00:20:14,366
You said you had
someone on the inside?
364
00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:18,036
Yes. He's...
365
00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:19,237
He's no longer
there, but...
366
00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:21,473
So basically,
you have nothing.
367
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,508
You are trying to go after
368
00:20:23,575 --> 00:20:26,378
one of the most litigious and
wealthiest families in Gotham,
369
00:20:26,444 --> 00:20:28,679
and all you've got is
rumors and a hunch?
370
00:20:28,746 --> 00:20:30,315
Well, you know,
371
00:20:30,382 --> 00:20:32,683
the DA's office is building
a case against him, too.
372
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,085
Isn't that right,
Miss Yee?
373
00:20:34,152 --> 00:20:36,054
Listen, if the DA
is willing to throw himself
374
00:20:36,121 --> 00:20:38,822
out in front of this,
it's fine with me.
375
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:39,991
Captain, no.
376
00:20:40,058 --> 00:20:41,859
Listen, Munroe, find me
377
00:20:41,926 --> 00:20:44,296
some tangible connection
to Sionis, all right?
378
00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:46,598
- Yes, sir.
- Wait, wait, wait. Captain.
379
00:20:46,665 --> 00:20:47,932
This is my case, okay?
380
00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:49,700
I've been working on this
for six months.
381
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:54,372
We need something that we
can actually use, Detective.
382
00:20:54,439 --> 00:20:56,308
And, Miss Montoya,
we do have a dress code.
383
00:21:00,212 --> 00:21:02,380
- Look, I'm sorry about that, but I...
- No.
384
00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:04,049
That is my job
you are fucking with.
385
00:21:04,115 --> 00:21:05,783
What is wrong
with you, Renee?
386
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,552
Me?
He gave my case away.
387
00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:09,154
Oh, poor Renee.
388
00:21:09,221 --> 00:21:10,589
Why don't you pour yourself a drink?
It's almost noon.
389
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:11,656
Wow.
390
00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:17,395
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
391
00:21:17,462 --> 00:21:19,331
Why the fuck haven't you
392
00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:20,632
been picking up your phone?
We've got a situation.
393
00:21:20,699 --> 00:21:22,033
What... What situation?
394
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,468
You didn't hear this
from me,
395
00:21:23,535 --> 00:21:25,570
but you gotta find her
before someone else does.
396
00:21:25,637 --> 00:21:28,073
She's got the diamond, and trust
me, Roman will kill her.
397
00:21:28,139 --> 00:21:29,740
My diamond? Who?
Who's got it?
398
00:21:29,807 --> 00:21:31,209
This kid.
399
00:21:31,276 --> 00:21:34,212
She's a pickpocket.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
400
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:36,214
Holy fuck.
401
00:21:46,757 --> 00:21:48,193
Can I help you?
402
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,628
Why, yes.
Yes, you can.
403
00:21:49,694 --> 00:21:51,795
I'm here to
report a terrible crime.
404
00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:55,500
And what terrible crime
is that?
405
00:21:57,835 --> 00:21:59,137
This one.
406
00:22:16,521 --> 00:22:17,756
Hi, boys.
407
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:23,962
Meeting's over.
408
00:23:22,754 --> 00:23:24,922
Run, piggy, run.
409
00:23:33,031 --> 00:23:34,566
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
410
00:23:36,568 --> 00:23:39,137
Hold up, hold up.
I'm telling this all wrong.
411
00:23:39,204 --> 00:23:40,805
Let's rewind.
412
00:23:40,871 --> 00:23:42,474
For you to understand
why me,
413
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,042
the cop,
and that dame on the toilet...
414
00:23:44,109 --> 00:23:45,477
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
415
00:23:45,543 --> 00:23:48,079
...are all looking for
this Cain character...
416
00:23:48,146 --> 00:23:50,715
I gotta take you back
a few days,
417
00:23:50,782 --> 00:23:54,285
to that night I got shitfaced
at the Black Mask Club.
418
00:23:56,688 --> 00:24:02,026
♪ This is a man's world ♪
419
00:24:04,362 --> 00:24:09,634
♪ This is a man's world ♪
420
00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:11,302
This is Dinah Lance.
421
00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:13,471
♪ But it would be nothing ♪
422
00:24:13,538 --> 00:24:15,140
But she
prefers Black Canary.
423
00:24:15,206 --> 00:24:18,443
♪ Nothing ♪
424
00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:20,178
She's got a killer voice.
425
00:24:20,245 --> 00:24:22,647
♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪
426
00:24:22,714 --> 00:24:24,149
But there
was some other shit
427
00:24:24,215 --> 00:24:25,350
going down that night.
428
00:24:25,417 --> 00:24:26,917
...short notice like this.
429
00:24:26,985 --> 00:24:29,254
I'm not talking
superficial partnerships.
430
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:33,825
I'm talking you and me
having each other's backs.
431
00:24:33,892 --> 00:24:35,326
The Golden Lions can't just
432
00:24:35,393 --> 00:24:37,562
wander into
Gotham National Bank.
433
00:24:37,629 --> 00:24:39,030
I can.
434
00:24:39,097 --> 00:24:41,533
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
435
00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:44,602
Look, if you bring your boys
into the fold,
436
00:24:44,669 --> 00:24:48,106
there are no limits to what
we could achieve together.
437
00:24:48,173 --> 00:24:51,276
I'm building
something special.
438
00:24:51,342 --> 00:24:53,944
I appreciate your offer,
Mr. Sionis.
439
00:24:54,012 --> 00:24:57,182
But with all due respect,
440
00:24:57,248 --> 00:24:59,551
the Golden Lions
are a family business.
441
00:24:59,617 --> 00:25:03,121
Fuck family.
All due respect, but fuck that.
442
00:25:03,188 --> 00:25:04,556
Family's a fucking illusion.
443
00:25:04,622 --> 00:25:07,025
You know what my family gave me?
Nothing.
444
00:25:07,091 --> 00:25:08,660
I know what everyone says.
445
00:25:08,726 --> 00:25:10,361
"Here comes Roman Sionis.
446
00:25:10,428 --> 00:25:12,564
He was handed life
on a silver spoon."
447
00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:14,632
"Gin and tonics at 5:00."
"I'll have the duck."
448
00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:17,869
Blah, blah, blah.
Fake fucking fucks.
449
00:25:19,137 --> 00:25:21,573
But look at me now.
450
00:25:21,639 --> 00:25:24,342
I've located
the Bertinelli diamond.
451
00:25:24,409 --> 00:25:26,211
I'm about to own this city.
452
00:25:26,277 --> 00:25:28,146
Not just the East End.
453
00:25:28,213 --> 00:25:30,114
I am thinking big, baby.
454
00:25:30,181 --> 00:25:33,184
And I want you there with me.
455
00:25:33,251 --> 00:25:35,386
We could make
our own family.
456
00:25:35,453 --> 00:25:36,354
Mr. Sionis,
457
00:25:36,421 --> 00:25:37,889
the Golden Lions
have operated
458
00:25:37,957 --> 00:25:39,657
in Gotham
for nearly 100 years.
459
00:25:41,392 --> 00:25:44,028
We have no need
of your protection.
460
00:25:44,095 --> 00:25:46,531
He's gonna
regret that.
461
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:57,475
Will you sleep on it?
Will you do that for me?
462
00:25:57,542 --> 00:25:59,444
Run it by that
beautiful wife of yours,
463
00:25:59,511 --> 00:26:01,880
and I'll come see you at the
docks, day after tomorrow.
464
00:26:01,946 --> 00:26:03,214
Okay?
465
00:26:10,255 --> 00:26:14,459
♪ This is a man's world ♪
466
00:26:14,526 --> 00:26:16,628
♪ It would be nothing ♪
467
00:26:16,694 --> 00:26:18,630
♪ Without a woman
or a girl ♪
468
00:26:20,164 --> 00:26:22,968
Who's having a good time?
You are.
469
00:26:23,034 --> 00:26:24,502
♪ Lost in the wilderness ♪
470
00:26:24,569 --> 00:26:25,971
Food is good?
471
00:26:26,070 --> 00:26:27,539
Do you need
any more cocktails?
472
00:26:27,605 --> 00:26:29,507
♪ Lost in the bitterness ♪
473
00:26:29,574 --> 00:26:31,276
Your good health.
474
00:26:31,342 --> 00:26:33,545
♪ He's lost
in the loneliness ♪
475
00:26:34,746 --> 00:26:37,081
♪ He's lost ♪
476
00:26:37,148 --> 00:26:40,919
♪ This is a man's world ♪
477
00:26:40,986 --> 00:26:43,821
♪ It wouldn't be nothing ♪
478
00:26:52,931 --> 00:26:57,101
♪ Without a woman
or a girl ♪
479
00:26:59,604 --> 00:27:02,507
Canary's been singing
at Roman's club for years.
480
00:27:02,574 --> 00:27:03,808
Come on!
481
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:05,310
He calls
her his little bird,
482
00:27:05,376 --> 00:27:06,844
and he's got her wrapped
483
00:27:06,911 --> 00:27:09,347
right around
his fancy little finger.
484
00:27:14,252 --> 00:27:15,587
Here you go, Canary.
485
00:27:15,653 --> 00:27:16,754
Thank you.
486
00:27:18,023 --> 00:27:20,725
How do you spell "mercenary"?
487
00:27:21,659 --> 00:27:23,127
Merceninny...
488
00:27:24,195 --> 00:27:25,396
Merceran?
489
00:27:32,136 --> 00:27:34,505
Singer lady woman!
490
00:27:34,572 --> 00:27:37,508
You're really, really good.
491
00:27:37,575 --> 00:27:38,576
Yeah.
492
00:27:44,449 --> 00:27:46,884
Know what a harlequin is?
493
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:51,823
Janky-ass clown
with bad eye makeup?
494
00:27:51,889 --> 00:27:53,224
Oof!
495
00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:55,259
Ouch!
496
00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:01,199
A harlequin's role
497
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,335
is to serve.
498
00:28:04,936 --> 00:28:06,604
An audience.
499
00:28:07,106 --> 00:28:09,240
A master.
500
00:28:11,709 --> 00:28:15,179
You know, a harlequin's
nothing without a master.
501
00:28:16,982 --> 00:28:21,919
And no one gives two fucks
who we are beyond that.
502
00:28:30,662 --> 00:28:32,697
Yeah, I don't know who
you think I am, lady,
503
00:28:32,764 --> 00:28:33,765
but I'm not her.
504
00:28:36,401 --> 00:28:38,469
Puddin' and I broke up.
505
00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:48,279
I haven't told that
to anyone.
506
00:28:49,681 --> 00:28:51,716
Yeah.
507
00:28:51,783 --> 00:28:53,551
For good this time.
508
00:28:55,253 --> 00:28:58,856
And for the first time
in a long time,
509
00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:02,393
I'm all on my lonesome.
510
00:29:06,999 --> 00:29:08,566
It's great.
511
00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:13,705
Welcome to the club.
512
00:29:14,939 --> 00:29:16,541
Thanks.
513
00:29:16,607 --> 00:29:20,778
Hey, don't be lonesome.
How about another drink?
514
00:29:20,845 --> 00:29:22,447
- Yes!
- Yeah?
515
00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:24,083
- Yeah.
- It's on me.
516
00:29:24,149 --> 00:29:26,350
- Sure. Drinks!
- Hey, two shots.
517
00:29:29,654 --> 00:29:31,355
Hey.
518
00:29:40,565 --> 00:29:42,900
We're all good here.
519
00:29:55,847 --> 00:29:58,516
- I don't wanna go home.
- Oh, no? No.
520
00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:00,351
No.
521
00:30:01,954 --> 00:30:04,555
Let me know
if you're gonna get sick.
522
00:30:04,622 --> 00:30:07,358
Your chariot's arrived.
Oh, there you go.
523
00:30:07,425 --> 00:30:08,659
Are we getting breakfast?
524
00:30:08,726 --> 00:30:10,361
Hey, buddy,
I'm gonna need some help.
525
00:30:10,428 --> 00:30:12,064
This is my friend.
526
00:30:12,131 --> 00:30:13,531
I told you all about...
527
00:30:13,598 --> 00:30:14,732
Hey, get the door, man.
I got her, I got her.
528
00:30:14,799 --> 00:30:16,768
- There we go.
- Wait.
529
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:18,936
Isn't that Joker's girl?
530
00:30:19,004 --> 00:30:20,072
Not anymore.
531
00:30:20,139 --> 00:30:21,305
Got room
for one more?
532
00:30:21,372 --> 00:30:22,573
Hey.
533
00:30:23,441 --> 00:30:24,876
Huh?
534
00:30:27,612 --> 00:30:31,315
I don't need your help.
I got this.
535
00:30:31,382 --> 00:30:33,918
You got this?
You sure about that?
536
00:30:33,986 --> 00:30:35,988
Yeah, no wonder
everyone hates you.
537
00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:41,359
Uh...
538
00:30:51,335 --> 00:30:52,537
You got this!
539
00:30:54,139 --> 00:30:56,541
You motherfucker!
540
00:30:58,376 --> 00:31:00,012
Whoo!
541
00:31:03,282 --> 00:31:06,484
Well, well, well,
well, well, well.
542
00:31:06,551 --> 00:31:09,687
Could that be
our little Miss Lance?
543
00:31:09,754 --> 00:31:11,489
All these years,
I thought she was just
544
00:31:11,556 --> 00:31:13,992
a pretty face
and a fine set of lungs.
545
00:31:15,693 --> 00:31:17,428
Ooh.
546
00:31:17,495 --> 00:31:22,301
Mr. Zsasz,
I've had an amazing idea.
547
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:31,776
That's my little bird.
548
00:31:34,579 --> 00:31:38,250
Don't touch what you can't
afford, mister.
549
00:31:38,317 --> 00:31:39,517
Shut up.
550
00:31:41,286 --> 00:31:44,455
Oh, songbird.
551
00:31:44,522 --> 00:31:46,624
You drive
as good as you fight?
552
00:31:49,228 --> 00:31:50,728
Who's asking?
553
00:31:50,795 --> 00:31:52,363
The boss.
554
00:31:52,430 --> 00:31:54,099
You're getting promoted.
555
00:31:57,135 --> 00:31:58,669
You're his new driver.
556
00:31:58,736 --> 00:32:01,273
Huh. Thanks,
but I think I'm good
557
00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,540
with the singing gig.
558
00:32:02,607 --> 00:32:04,609
You'll be good
at the driving gig.
559
00:32:05,643 --> 00:32:09,847
Be here tomorrow.
9:00 a.m. Sharp.
560
00:32:09,914 --> 00:32:12,516
So,
that's how Canary got herself a job
561
00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:15,486
driving around
Gotham's newest Godfather.
562
00:32:15,553 --> 00:32:18,789
A position, I might add,
that wouldn't have been vacant
563
00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:21,692
without the help
of yours truly.
564
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:29,834
Morning.
565
00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:42,847
You're
the one who wanted the kid!
566
00:32:42,914 --> 00:32:44,615
I never wanted her!
567
00:32:47,119 --> 00:32:48,786
Let me guess. Parents?
568
00:32:49,487 --> 00:32:50,788
Foster parents.
569
00:32:50,855 --> 00:32:51,856
Right.
570
00:32:52,924 --> 00:32:54,759
Sorry, kid.
571
00:32:54,825 --> 00:32:57,561
Sorry about your face.
572
00:32:57,628 --> 00:33:00,065
Shit, you do have something
on your face.
573
00:33:00,132 --> 00:33:03,534
You should've seen
the other guy.
574
00:33:06,171 --> 00:33:07,772
Uh...
575
00:33:07,838 --> 00:33:08,940
I want
576
00:33:09,007 --> 00:33:10,808
that kid out of
my fucking house!
577
00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:13,577
You know, kid,
not every day is gonna be like this.
578
00:33:13,644 --> 00:33:15,813
You just gotta
hang in there.
579
00:33:21,786 --> 00:33:23,554
Get something to eat.
580
00:33:25,023 --> 00:33:27,792
Stay outta that.
It's not worth it.
581
00:33:36,401 --> 00:33:37,868
Don't
talk to me like that.
582
00:33:40,905 --> 00:33:42,540
Canary spends the next week
583
00:33:42,606 --> 00:33:46,044
settling in to her new job
as Roman's personal driver.
584
00:33:55,187 --> 00:33:56,821
Ew. Okay.
585
00:33:56,887 --> 00:33:58,256
What she didn't know
586
00:33:58,323 --> 00:33:59,958
is that driving
Mr. Face-peely-pants
587
00:34:00,025 --> 00:34:02,493
was gonna put her
right in the crosshairs
588
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,997
of my favorite little piggy.
589
00:34:05,696 --> 00:34:06,797
Dinah Lance?
590
00:34:06,864 --> 00:34:08,133
Who the hell are you?
591
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,802
I'm Renee Montoya,
detective with GCPD.
592
00:34:14,172 --> 00:34:18,243
Your predecessor
and I had an arrangement.
593
00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:19,744
Oh, really?
594
00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:21,013
He told me
that there was
595
00:34:21,079 --> 00:34:24,249
a shipment coming in.
A diamond.
596
00:34:24,316 --> 00:34:27,386
A very special diamond.
597
00:34:27,452 --> 00:34:30,788
Yeah, not interested, lady.
Thanks for the coffee.
598
00:34:32,656 --> 00:34:34,993
Do you know
who you're working for?
599
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:36,627
You're damn right, I do.
He's the man who
600
00:34:36,694 --> 00:34:38,662
gave me a job.
Took me off the streets.
601
00:34:38,729 --> 00:34:41,532
Yeah, well, he's also
a very dangerous man.
602
00:34:41,599 --> 00:34:44,403
A criminal. A murderer.
603
00:34:44,469 --> 00:34:45,736
What would
your mother think of
604
00:34:45,803 --> 00:34:47,872
you working for
a guy like that, huh?
605
00:34:47,938 --> 00:34:50,142
You have
the same power she had.
606
00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,010
Don't you think she
would want you to use it?
607
00:34:52,077 --> 00:34:53,944
The hell do you know
about my mother?
608
00:34:54,012 --> 00:34:57,049
Back in the day,
she used to help the GCPD.
609
00:34:57,115 --> 00:34:59,717
- She was a good woman.
- Yeah.
610
00:34:59,784 --> 00:35:02,187
She was
a damn good woman.
611
00:35:02,254 --> 00:35:03,654
The kind of woman
612
00:35:03,721 --> 00:35:06,124
who put everyone else's lives
before her own.
613
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:08,893
And when she was found
dead in the street,
614
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,031
where the fuck were you
and your boys in blue then?
615
00:35:13,098 --> 00:35:15,033
Now you wanna come
and knock on my door
616
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:17,002
and ask me
to help you out
617
00:35:17,069 --> 00:35:19,204
and make the same
mistake she did?
618
00:35:20,972 --> 00:35:23,874
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
619
00:35:25,277 --> 00:35:27,045
That's fair enough.
620
00:35:27,112 --> 00:35:29,181
And I'm sorry
for your loss.
621
00:35:30,515 --> 00:35:32,883
For the record,
622
00:35:32,951 --> 00:35:36,354
that would never happen
on my watch.
623
00:35:38,923 --> 00:35:41,592
The Sprang Bridge
Soldiers capituated.
624
00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:44,096
"Capitulated."
Of course they did.
625
00:35:44,162 --> 00:35:46,597
I told you that Keo scene
would send a message.
626
00:35:47,798 --> 00:35:49,667
It sure did, boss.
627
00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:51,635
It sure fucking did.
628
00:35:51,702 --> 00:35:54,139
Crossbow Killer
629
00:35:55,207 --> 00:35:57,342
struck again last night.
630
00:35:57,409 --> 00:35:59,010
Rossi and four of his guys.
631
00:35:59,077 --> 00:36:02,013
People don't kill people I
own without my permission.
632
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,015
Why doesn't this crossbow guy
know that?
633
00:36:04,082 --> 00:36:05,716
- You know that!
- I know it.
634
00:36:05,783 --> 00:36:06,917
Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
635
00:36:06,985 --> 00:36:08,819
Why don't I own
the crossbow guy?
636
00:36:08,886 --> 00:36:11,957
- You should own him.
- I mean, I like crossbows.
637
00:36:12,023 --> 00:36:14,025
Oh, good morning.
Good morning.
638
00:36:14,092 --> 00:36:15,693
- Morning.
- Come in. Come in.
639
00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:18,597
We're just finishing up a little business.
Look around.
640
00:36:18,662 --> 00:36:20,499
- You're late.
- It's fine.
641
00:36:20,565 --> 00:36:22,666
Should she come back another
time, 'cause she's late?
642
00:36:22,733 --> 00:36:24,802
No. Isn't this stunning?
643
00:36:26,438 --> 00:36:29,673
That is a Chokwe mask.
644
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:32,776
I got it when I was embedded
with the Mbangani tribe
645
00:36:32,843 --> 00:36:34,912
in Congo-Kinshasa.
Have you ever been?
646
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,047
- I've never been.
- Mmm.
647
00:36:36,114 --> 00:36:37,382
I've heard it's beautiful.
648
00:36:37,449 --> 00:36:39,050
- It's dirty.
- Oh...
649
00:36:39,117 --> 00:36:43,255
Here, look at this.
Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.
650
00:36:43,321 --> 00:36:44,722
Shuar of Ecuador.
651
00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:46,258
They're amazing people.
Surprisingly gentle.
652
00:36:46,324 --> 00:36:48,326
- I think you might like them.
- Really?
653
00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:50,728
Mmm. They boil the
heads of their enemies
654
00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:52,663
and they make
these little fellas.
655
00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:54,366
- Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
- Mmm-hmm.
656
00:36:54,432 --> 00:36:57,801
Look at those little ears.
And his little haircut.
657
00:36:57,868 --> 00:36:59,571
- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
- Wow.
658
00:36:59,638 --> 00:37:01,606
And now he's just an
ornament in my living room.
659
00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:03,774
- Ew! I love it.
- Yeah?
660
00:37:03,841 --> 00:37:05,443
These are
ancient acupuncture models.
661
00:37:05,510 --> 00:37:08,180
As you can see,
they have all the acupuncture points.
662
00:37:08,246 --> 00:37:11,316
And we found these
buried in the mountains.
663
00:37:11,383 --> 00:37:14,586
Ace Chemicals got blown
sky high last night.
664
00:37:14,653 --> 00:37:16,021
All right, all right,
665
00:37:16,087 --> 00:37:18,290
let's find the Crossbow Killer.
I get it.
666
00:37:18,356 --> 00:37:20,192
Is he an acupuncture model,
too?
667
00:37:20,258 --> 00:37:21,926
He is not
an acupuncture model.
668
00:37:21,993 --> 00:37:23,495
This is a statue of me.
669
00:37:23,562 --> 00:37:25,163
It was made by a very
famous Gotham artist...
670
00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:27,932
Harley Quinn
did it.
671
00:37:27,999 --> 00:37:30,402
Some kind of "fuck you"
to the Joker.
672
00:37:30,935 --> 00:37:32,204
They split.
673
00:37:33,271 --> 00:37:35,839
What's wrong with you,
Victor?
674
00:37:35,906 --> 00:37:38,977
- Talk about burying the lede.
- Yeah.
675
00:37:39,044 --> 00:37:42,013
This is spectacular news!
676
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,482
She doesn't belong to him,
she belongs to me.
677
00:37:44,549 --> 00:37:46,017
Have the boys
go find her.
678
00:37:46,084 --> 00:37:47,918
Round her up, bring her back.
I want her.
679
00:37:47,986 --> 00:37:49,955
You, I have something
I want you to pick me up.
680
00:37:50,021 --> 00:37:52,490
Something super-duper
important, okay?
681
00:37:52,557 --> 00:37:53,891
- Okay.
- I'll go with you.
682
00:37:53,959 --> 00:37:55,759
- Yeah, go with Victor.
- It's just a pickup.
683
00:37:55,826 --> 00:37:57,362
No, he's harmless.
684
00:37:57,429 --> 00:37:59,698
Do as you're told. Go.
685
00:38:13,811 --> 00:38:15,614
All right.
We can go.
686
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,015
I'll take that.
687
00:38:17,082 --> 00:38:18,617
Mr. S said for me
to hold on to it.
688
00:38:18,683 --> 00:38:20,518
Go get your car.
689
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,191
That rock.
That rock's about to become the key
690
00:38:26,258 --> 00:38:27,758
to whether or not
I live to
691
00:38:27,825 --> 00:38:30,028
enjoy my newfound
independence.
692
00:38:33,665 --> 00:38:34,966
Get off me.
693
00:38:35,033 --> 00:38:36,468
What the hell
are you doing here?
694
00:38:36,534 --> 00:38:38,203
You're not the only one
who makes money
695
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:40,472
off of dumb, rich,
white people.
696
00:38:40,538 --> 00:38:42,040
Well, you know what?
697
00:38:42,107 --> 00:38:43,807
One day you're gonna pick
the wrong pocket, sis.
698
00:38:43,874 --> 00:38:46,177
Okay. Whatever.
699
00:38:49,014 --> 00:38:50,749
Dumb-ass kids.
700
00:38:52,951 --> 00:38:54,719
Excuse me. Sorry.
701
00:39:04,828 --> 00:39:06,364
I really like your earrings.
702
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,931
Why, thank you.
703
00:39:09,867 --> 00:39:11,835
There's the thief.
There's the thief.
704
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,373
Get off of me!
705
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,076
That little girl
took my watch.
706
00:39:18,143 --> 00:39:20,078
I didn't do nothing.
707
00:39:22,714 --> 00:39:23,782
Where the fuck's
the diamond?
708
00:39:23,847 --> 00:39:25,450
I just fucking had it.
709
00:39:25,916 --> 00:39:27,352
Cass!
710
00:39:29,554 --> 00:39:30,655
Wait!
711
00:39:30,722 --> 00:39:32,090
Wait, wait!
712
00:39:33,558 --> 00:39:34,793
Halt!
713
00:39:34,858 --> 00:39:36,894
Fuck!
714
00:39:56,281 --> 00:39:57,948
In the
storytelling business,
715
00:39:58,016 --> 00:40:01,186
this dummy
swallowing that diamond
716
00:40:01,252 --> 00:40:04,989
is called a complication.
717
00:40:05,056 --> 00:40:08,892
A complication I didn't
exactly need right now.
718
00:40:11,696 --> 00:40:12,896
Parley?
719
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,169
We lost the diamond.
720
00:40:18,236 --> 00:40:19,337
What?
721
00:40:19,404 --> 00:40:21,039
We're really sorry, Mr. S.
This kid...
722
00:40:21,106 --> 00:40:23,408
We never even
got our hands on it.
723
00:40:24,743 --> 00:40:25,943
Ow!
724
00:40:26,778 --> 00:40:28,879
Help!
725
00:40:28,946 --> 00:40:30,948
Get out!
Get out of here!
726
00:40:31,015 --> 00:40:33,151
You, too! Go!
With your fucking sage
727
00:40:33,218 --> 00:40:35,620
stinking my place up.
Fuck off!
728
00:40:35,687 --> 00:40:37,322
Here she is.
729
00:40:37,389 --> 00:40:38,390
She's a child!
730
00:40:38,456 --> 00:40:39,657
- Mr. Sionis.
- She's just a kid.
731
00:40:39,724 --> 00:40:41,292
She's... What?
732
00:40:41,359 --> 00:40:43,128
We have Harley Quinn
downstairs, as requested.
733
00:40:43,194 --> 00:40:44,496
Fuck off! Get out.
734
00:40:44,562 --> 00:40:46,197
Fucking out!
735
00:40:46,264 --> 00:40:47,966
Fuck!
These are my things.
736
00:40:48,032 --> 00:40:49,667
- This diamond is my things.
- Yes.
737
00:40:49,734 --> 00:40:51,202
My things!
738
00:40:51,269 --> 00:40:53,004
Fucking fuck!
I don't ask for much, do I?
739
00:40:53,071 --> 00:40:54,739
- No.
- Why is this happening to me?
740
00:40:54,806 --> 00:40:56,007
Why?
741
00:40:57,509 --> 00:40:59,511
I'm gonna get
your diamond back.
742
00:41:00,612 --> 00:41:02,113
I promise.
743
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:07,218
Why don't we go downstairs
and kill that Harley bitch?
744
00:41:08,586 --> 00:41:10,722
Blow off a little steam.
745
00:41:10,789 --> 00:41:13,691
Yeah, I have wanted to do
that for quite some time.
746
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:18,329
Okay.
I'll go get changed.
747
00:41:33,645 --> 00:41:35,280
Shit, Cass.
748
00:41:40,151 --> 00:41:43,688
I don't care what it
takes, I want my diamond back.
749
00:41:43,755 --> 00:41:46,057
We're working on it.
750
00:41:46,124 --> 00:41:48,960
Now, let's go have a little fun.
751
00:41:53,765 --> 00:41:58,670
Harleen Quinzel.
752
00:41:58,736 --> 00:41:59,737
Whoo!
753
00:42:01,139 --> 00:42:02,474
Hiya, Romy.
754
00:42:03,675 --> 00:42:06,244
Do you know why you're here?
Hmm?
755
00:42:06,311 --> 00:42:08,012
When it comes to
me and Roman Sionis,
756
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:10,882
there are a lot of possible
answers to this question.
757
00:42:10,949 --> 00:42:12,450
Breaking his driver's legs.
758
00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:14,519
There's that time
I called it an "expresso."
759
00:42:14,586 --> 00:42:16,120
Having a vagina in the first
place pisses this guy off.
760
00:42:20,492 --> 00:42:23,261
Constantly interrupting him,
like I'm doing right now.
761
00:42:23,328 --> 00:42:25,563
- You're here because...
- Oh, God, stop.
762
00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:27,899
You're gonna do that
thing where you open up
763
00:42:27,967 --> 00:42:29,467
a weird-ass case
of torture devices
764
00:42:29,534 --> 00:42:32,036
while inexplicably
detailing your master plan
765
00:42:32,103 --> 00:42:33,371
and how
I don't fit into it.
766
00:42:33,438 --> 00:42:34,806
I'm building a better...
767
00:42:34,873 --> 00:42:36,407
Seriously, you don't have to.
Really!
768
00:42:36,474 --> 00:42:37,942
You're building
a criminal empire
769
00:42:38,009 --> 00:42:39,844
because Daddy kicked
you out of Janus Corp.
770
00:42:39,911 --> 00:42:41,646
And you think this is a big
"fuck you," but in actuality
771
00:42:41,713 --> 00:42:43,481
it's a very misguided attempt
to win back his respect.
772
00:42:43,548 --> 00:42:46,684
I get it. You're really not
as complicated as you think.
773
00:42:46,751 --> 00:42:48,753
And you're really not as
clever as you think, because
774
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:51,122
- now I'm gonna slice your...
- Oh, Jesus Christmas.
775
00:42:51,189 --> 00:42:53,324
Now you're gonna say
that you wanna kill me
776
00:42:53,391 --> 00:42:55,293
to set an example.
Christ, you're boring.
777
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,062
- I wanna kill you...
- Shit.
778
00:42:58,129 --> 00:43:00,431
...because without
the Joker around,
779
00:43:01,967 --> 00:43:03,568
I can.
780
00:43:06,437 --> 00:43:09,541
For all your noise
and bluster,
781
00:43:09,607 --> 00:43:11,010
you're just
a silly little girl
782
00:43:11,075 --> 00:43:13,077
with no one around
to protect her.
783
00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:19,417
- Whoa. Wait.
- What?
784
00:43:19,484 --> 00:43:21,020
- Don't kill me.
- Ha! Right.
785
00:43:21,085 --> 00:43:22,787
No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.
786
00:43:22,854 --> 00:43:24,689
Come on. There's gotta be something,
787
00:43:24,756 --> 00:43:27,258
something we can figure out. Hey!
788
00:43:27,325 --> 00:43:29,527
Wait, wait!
You lost something, right?
789
00:43:29,594 --> 00:43:31,095
You lost something.
I heard you say it.
790
00:43:31,162 --> 00:43:32,363
A diamond.
791
00:43:37,869 --> 00:43:39,203
Yeah.
792
00:43:40,338 --> 00:43:42,540
I can help you
find it.
793
00:43:42,607 --> 00:43:45,743
Seriously.
Look in my pocket.
794
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,315
Other pocket.
795
00:43:59,324 --> 00:44:01,259
I'm starting up
my own business.
796
00:44:01,326 --> 00:44:02,794
See what it says?
Second from the bottom.
797
00:44:07,198 --> 00:44:10,035
I know the East End
better than anybody.
798
00:44:10,101 --> 00:44:13,271
You want this diamond back?
I'm your gal.
799
00:44:13,338 --> 00:44:15,540
Mr. J once lost
a rare photograph
800
00:44:15,607 --> 00:44:17,042
of a nude
Eleanor Roosevelt,
801
00:44:17,108 --> 00:44:19,243
and I found it in a bird's
nest in Robinson Park.
802
00:44:19,310 --> 00:44:21,446
If you let me go,
803
00:44:21,512 --> 00:44:25,450
just for now,
I'll get you that rock back.
804
00:44:25,516 --> 00:44:27,652
What have you got to lose?
If your boys find it first,
805
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,587
swear to God,
you can kill me later.
806
00:44:29,654 --> 00:44:32,256
Pinky swear.
Cross my heart, hope to fart.
807
00:44:32,323 --> 00:44:33,791
You're so tiresome!
808
00:44:35,293 --> 00:44:36,928
If you want my mercy,
809
00:44:36,996 --> 00:44:40,465
shut that hole in the middle
of your face and listen.
810
00:44:40,531 --> 00:44:43,368
You're gonna
get me my diamond.
811
00:44:49,041 --> 00:44:53,911
♪ A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental ♪
812
00:44:53,979 --> 00:44:57,882
♪ But diamonds are
a girl's best friend ♪
813
00:44:59,018 --> 00:45:01,619
♪ A kiss may be grand ♪
814
00:45:01,686 --> 00:45:05,890
♪ But it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat ♪
815
00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:08,860
♪ Or help you at the automat ♪
816
00:45:11,229 --> 00:45:13,164
♪ Diamonds ♪
817
00:45:13,231 --> 00:45:14,232
I will be waiting.
818
00:45:14,298 --> 00:45:15,333
♪ Diamonds ♪
819
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,467
♪ Diamonds ♪
820
00:45:16,534 --> 00:45:18,202
The diamond.
821
00:45:18,269 --> 00:45:19,637
♪ Diamonds ♪
822
00:45:19,704 --> 00:45:20,772
Romy, Roman.
823
00:45:22,074 --> 00:45:23,441
I will be waiting.
824
00:45:25,144 --> 00:45:26,511
♪ But diamonds ♪
825
00:45:26,577 --> 00:45:29,414
♪ Diamonds are a girl's best ♪
826
00:45:33,284 --> 00:45:36,421
I'll give you till midnight.
827
00:45:36,487 --> 00:45:39,791
And then I'm gonna peel
off that pretty face
828
00:45:39,857 --> 00:45:41,626
and pickle it.
829
00:45:42,193 --> 00:45:43,561
Okay?
830
00:45:46,464 --> 00:45:48,232
Call me
old-fashioned,
831
00:45:48,299 --> 00:45:49,801
but I always thought
the guy
832
00:45:49,867 --> 00:45:51,703
was meant to get
the girl a diamond.
833
00:45:56,741 --> 00:45:59,610
I won't let you down, Romy.
I promise.
834
00:45:59,677 --> 00:46:01,679
Let's make it
half a mil.
835
00:46:01,746 --> 00:46:03,881
It's more fun
if she's got competition.
836
00:46:03,948 --> 00:46:07,119
Send it to every
mercenary in Gotham.
837
00:46:07,186 --> 00:46:09,454
Oh, hey, you're that
singer no one listens to.
838
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,889
Hey, you're the asshole
no one likes.
839
00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:32,343
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
840
00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:33,644
We've got a situation.
841
00:46:33,711 --> 00:46:35,214
This kid,
she's got the diamond.
842
00:46:35,279 --> 00:46:37,182
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
843
00:46:37,248 --> 00:46:38,549
Holy fuck.
844
00:46:42,154 --> 00:46:43,788
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
845
00:46:43,855 --> 00:46:45,890
Okay.
Now we're good.
846
00:46:49,494 --> 00:46:50,695
Cell seven.
847
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:58,036
Thanks, doll.
You're a peach.
848
00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:01,839
Hey, I know that guy.
849
00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:23,561
Access denied.
Access denied.
850
00:47:23,628 --> 00:47:25,763
Access denied.
Access denied.
851
00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:28,699
Access denied.
Access denied. Denied.
852
00:47:28,766 --> 00:47:31,435
Denied. Denied. Denied.
Denied. Denied. Denied.
853
00:47:34,472 --> 00:47:36,474
Hmm. Perfect.
854
00:47:51,656 --> 00:47:53,058
Hold up,
hold up.
855
00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:54,725
- Remember me?
- She stole my car!
856
00:47:54,792 --> 00:47:56,360
- Harley Quinn.
- Hey, Quinn!
857
00:47:56,427 --> 00:47:57,996
- Let us out, see what happens.
- Don't mind me, guys.
858
00:47:58,063 --> 00:47:59,965
- You killed my chinchilla!
- Here for the kid.
859
00:48:00,032 --> 00:48:02,201
What's up, girl?
You're the reason I'm in here!
860
00:48:02,267 --> 00:48:03,969
Yeah, sorry about that.
861
00:48:04,036 --> 00:48:05,436
You're dead!
862
00:48:05,503 --> 00:48:06,404
I'm gonna kill
you, Quinn!
863
00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:08,439
Hey, kid.
864
00:48:08,506 --> 00:48:09,774
You're that psycho
865
00:48:09,841 --> 00:48:11,009
- from the roller derby.
- Yeah, yeah.
866
00:48:11,076 --> 00:48:12,677
Are you Cassandra Cain?
867
00:48:12,743 --> 00:48:13,878
Yeah.
868
00:48:25,556 --> 00:48:26,959
I need to know where...
869
00:48:38,170 --> 00:48:39,271
Hold, please.
870
00:48:39,338 --> 00:48:41,173
Harley...
871
00:50:01,786 --> 00:50:02,787
Hmm.
872
00:50:06,757 --> 00:50:08,526
I got you,
you little shit.
873
00:50:09,995 --> 00:50:10,996
Who are you guys?
874
00:50:12,530 --> 00:50:13,831
Go, go, go.
875
00:50:16,801 --> 00:50:18,203
Keep the kid alive.
876
00:51:16,861 --> 00:51:17,928
Mmm!
877
00:52:19,824 --> 00:52:21,326
A little help.
878
00:52:28,033 --> 00:52:28,967
Mmm...
879
00:52:39,743 --> 00:52:41,779
Does she have
to keep running?
880
00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:13,512
Roman,
you trustafarian fuckbag.
881
00:53:15,646 --> 00:53:16,914
You!
882
00:53:16,982 --> 00:53:17,882
You!
883
00:53:17,948 --> 00:53:19,817
Step away
from the kid.
884
00:53:20,986 --> 00:53:21,987
Drop it.
885
00:53:22,621 --> 00:53:23,821
The phone?
886
00:53:24,456 --> 00:53:25,723
Sure.
887
00:53:39,737 --> 00:53:40,771
Mmm.
888
00:54:00,492 --> 00:54:02,427
Whoa.
889
00:54:02,494 --> 00:54:03,894
Oh, good.
You're awake.
890
00:54:03,962 --> 00:54:05,930
Toss that for me, will ya?
891
00:54:19,344 --> 00:54:21,646
What the fuck?
892
00:54:21,712 --> 00:54:23,582
Who did I just blow up?
893
00:54:23,648 --> 00:54:25,650
Either someone
who wants me dead,
894
00:54:25,716 --> 00:54:27,085
or someone looking to collect
895
00:54:27,152 --> 00:54:29,454
the half-million dollar reward
on your head.
896
00:54:29,521 --> 00:54:31,389
Half a million dollars?
897
00:54:31,456 --> 00:54:32,958
Yeah.
898
00:54:33,024 --> 00:54:35,293
Do I look like I'm worth
half a million dollars?
899
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,495
- Not really.
- You've got the wrong kid.
900
00:54:37,562 --> 00:54:39,464
Now, uncuff me.
901
00:54:39,531 --> 00:54:41,199
Oh, sure.
902
00:54:41,266 --> 00:54:42,667
As soon as you
give me the diamond.
903
00:54:42,733 --> 00:54:44,436
What diamond?
904
00:54:50,808 --> 00:54:52,210
Fuck you!
905
00:54:53,811 --> 00:54:55,180
Look at me.
906
00:54:58,183 --> 00:54:59,217
What?
907
00:54:59,284 --> 00:55:01,653
I don't know
nothing about no diamond.
908
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:02,820
The inflection
in your voice,
909
00:55:02,886 --> 00:55:04,256
the way you can't
hold eye contact,
910
00:55:04,322 --> 00:55:05,590
and the fact that
you're a filthy little thief,
911
00:55:05,657 --> 00:55:07,092
all suggest that you do.
912
00:55:07,158 --> 00:55:09,628
Now, you can give it to
me, or I can give you
913
00:55:09,694 --> 00:55:11,196
to the man
that diamond belongs to.
914
00:55:11,263 --> 00:55:13,465
But trust me when I say,
you're not gonna like
915
00:55:13,531 --> 00:55:14,765
what he's gonna
do to ya.
916
00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:18,703
Now, hand it over.
917
00:55:18,769 --> 00:55:21,172
Yeah, not gonna happen.
918
00:55:22,641 --> 00:55:25,343
- Come again?
- I said I can't.
919
00:55:25,410 --> 00:55:26,611
One more time.
920
00:55:26,678 --> 00:55:28,446
- I can't give it to you.
- Why not?
921
00:55:28,513 --> 00:55:30,448
Because I ate it, okay?
922
00:55:37,656 --> 00:55:38,856
Yes.
923
00:55:39,923 --> 00:55:42,093
What are we even doing here?
924
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,795
There are two ways that
diamond's coming outta ya.
925
00:55:45,730 --> 00:55:47,098
This way,
926
00:55:48,533 --> 00:55:50,101
or this way.
927
00:55:52,137 --> 00:55:53,571
That's what I thought.
928
00:55:53,638 --> 00:55:55,407
Also, I'm outta groceries.
929
00:55:58,876 --> 00:56:01,845
So, how long you been
a mercenary?
930
00:56:02,647 --> 00:56:04,049
Hey, where did you get...
931
00:56:04,115 --> 00:56:06,451
You're so busy
looking at my right hand,
932
00:56:06,518 --> 00:56:08,353
you haven't even
thought about my left.
933
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:10,821
Your left hand is
cuffed to mine.
934
00:56:15,126 --> 00:56:17,195
I'll have
to learn that one.
935
00:56:18,296 --> 00:56:19,830
Can we get this?
936
00:56:19,897 --> 00:56:22,233
You're not gonna try to
run, are you?
937
00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:24,669
Look, if there's really
a half mil on my head,
938
00:56:24,736 --> 00:56:26,071
I figure
I'm better off with
939
00:56:26,137 --> 00:56:27,672
the person who's not
gonna cut me open.
940
00:56:27,739 --> 00:56:30,775
Fine. But if you try to
run, I will kill you.
941
00:56:30,841 --> 00:56:33,178
I do not care
that you're a kid.
942
00:56:35,913 --> 00:56:38,149
I saw that.
943
00:56:38,216 --> 00:56:41,086
Seriously though,
how'd you get to be here?
944
00:56:41,152 --> 00:56:44,456
I mean,
shopping at fancy-ass stores,
945
00:56:44,522 --> 00:56:48,293
you're making bank,
you have your own business.
946
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,829
How'd you do it?
Come on, tell me.
947
00:56:50,894 --> 00:56:52,597
Woman to woman.
948
00:56:52,664 --> 00:56:56,801
Being a pickpocket's fine and
all, but I got real potential.
949
00:56:56,867 --> 00:56:58,636
I mean,
how do I be like you?
950
00:56:58,703 --> 00:57:02,974
Well, except for the crazy part.
But other than that.
951
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:06,111
Number one,
no one is like me.
952
00:57:06,177 --> 00:57:07,911
If you wanted to
even come close,
953
00:57:07,979 --> 00:57:09,280
you would have to
go to medical school.
954
00:57:09,347 --> 00:57:12,384
Become a psychiatrist,
work in an asylum.
955
00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:13,884
Fall in love
with your patient,
956
00:57:13,952 --> 00:57:15,886
break said patient
out of said asylum.
957
00:57:15,954 --> 00:57:17,622
Begin a life of crime.
958
00:57:17,689 --> 00:57:19,357
Jump into a vat of chemicals
to prove yourself to a madman.
959
00:57:19,424 --> 00:57:21,292
Get arrested
by the Batman.
960
00:57:21,359 --> 00:57:23,027
Go back to jail,
get out of jail with a bomb on your neck.
961
00:57:23,094 --> 00:57:24,729
Save the world, go back to
jail, and break out of jail
962
00:57:24,796 --> 00:57:27,098
before breaking up
with the aforementioned madman
963
00:57:27,165 --> 00:57:29,067
and going out
on your own.
964
00:57:31,736 --> 00:57:33,772
Number two...
965
00:57:33,838 --> 00:57:35,407
Six bucks for tap water
966
00:57:35,473 --> 00:57:37,075
with a fucking cucumber stick
in it?
967
00:57:37,142 --> 00:57:38,309
That's crazy.
968
00:57:40,011 --> 00:57:42,213
I'm not shopping
at this store.
969
00:57:44,048 --> 00:57:45,916
I'm robbing this store.
970
00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:48,620
Consider this
your first lesson.
971
00:57:48,686 --> 00:57:50,955
Paying is for dummies.
972
00:57:57,128 --> 00:57:58,663
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
973
00:57:58,730 --> 00:58:00,432
Move it!
974
00:58:05,770 --> 00:58:07,372
Whoops. Ah...
975
00:58:09,507 --> 00:58:12,444
This is Doc's Place.
And this is Doc.
976
00:58:15,113 --> 00:58:16,947
Lotus flower!
977
00:58:17,015 --> 00:58:19,451
- Hiya, Doc. How are ya?
- Good.
978
00:58:19,517 --> 00:58:21,586
He's the Taiwanese grandpa
I never had.
979
00:58:21,653 --> 00:58:23,655
He knows everything
and everyone.
980
00:58:23,721 --> 00:58:25,423
Nothing happens around here,
let me tell you,
981
00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:27,058
without Doc
knowing about it.
982
00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:30,161
And he happens to be
the only person
983
00:58:30,228 --> 00:58:32,063
who actually cares
about me.
984
00:58:32,130 --> 00:58:33,798
- I do?
- Yes, you do.
985
00:58:33,865 --> 00:58:35,366
She's been ordering #32
986
00:58:35,433 --> 00:58:37,569
with extra chili
for many years.
987
00:58:37,635 --> 00:58:38,703
Lesson number two,
988
00:58:38,770 --> 00:58:40,638
you always want
extra chili with #32.
989
00:58:40,705 --> 00:58:42,574
So you don't
have to taste his cooking.
990
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,577
Lotus flower, you have to get
upstairs before someone sees.
991
00:58:45,643 --> 00:58:47,946
Everyone's looking for you.
And you.
992
00:58:48,012 --> 00:58:49,914
We know.
993
00:58:49,981 --> 00:58:53,418
I'm telling you,
if you want boys to respect you,
994
00:58:53,485 --> 00:58:56,087
you have to show them
that you're serious.
995
00:58:56,154 --> 00:58:59,624
Blow something up.
Shoot someone.
996
00:58:59,691 --> 00:59:02,093
Nothing gets a guy's
attention like violence.
997
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,262
Shut that door.
Lock it.
998
00:59:04,329 --> 00:59:06,698
Keep your sticky paws
to yourself, okay?
999
00:59:17,509 --> 00:59:19,010
This place...
1000
00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:21,045
Well, it ain't much,
but it's better than a prison cell.
1001
00:59:21,112 --> 00:59:23,047
...is so fucking dope.
1002
00:59:24,883 --> 00:59:27,785
Oh, shit.
Is that a hyena in a bathtub?
1003
00:59:27,852 --> 00:59:31,122
I named him Bruce after
that hunky Wayne guy.
1004
00:59:31,189 --> 00:59:33,925
He's my little dumpling,
aren't you?
1005
00:59:33,993 --> 00:59:36,127
Aren't you,
my little baby?
1006
00:59:36,194 --> 00:59:38,196
Aren't you, Brucey?
Yes.
1007
00:59:38,263 --> 00:59:40,164
I love you.
1008
00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:45,103
I never said that.
I love you both equally.
1009
00:59:45,169 --> 00:59:49,440
Who, that? It's Cass.
1010
00:59:52,043 --> 00:59:53,411
You're so pretty.
1011
00:59:55,246 --> 00:59:57,649
Who's this?
1012
00:59:57,715 --> 00:59:59,684
It's a beaver.
1013
00:59:59,751 --> 01:00:00,752
Hmm.
1014
01:00:03,254 --> 01:00:07,525
Does Brucey want a treat?
Does Brucey want a treat?
1015
01:00:09,427 --> 01:00:10,628
What's this?
1016
01:00:14,532 --> 01:00:16,668
It's art.
Don't touch.
1017
01:00:19,571 --> 01:00:21,974
He your
ex or something?
1018
01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:23,708
You don't know
who that is?
1019
01:00:25,109 --> 01:00:26,311
The Joker.
1020
01:00:26,377 --> 01:00:29,147
The Clown Prince of Crime?
1021
01:00:29,213 --> 01:00:30,815
My former partner
in madness?
1022
01:00:30,882 --> 01:00:33,351
The Harlequin of Hate?
The Jester of Genocide?
1023
01:00:33,418 --> 01:00:35,386
You've never heard of him?
1024
01:00:35,453 --> 01:00:37,689
Well, sounds like a dick.
1025
01:00:40,825 --> 01:00:41,826
Huh.
1026
01:00:51,903 --> 01:00:53,271
Milk.
1027
01:01:03,381 --> 01:01:07,385
I'm not going soft or
nothing, but I gotta admit,
1028
01:01:07,452 --> 01:01:09,854
it was kinda nice
having the kid around.
1029
01:01:20,632 --> 01:01:23,601
Give me a #32.
Mild.
1030
01:01:23,668 --> 01:01:25,637
Uh... Yeah, sure.
1031
01:01:46,891 --> 01:01:48,127
Who are you?
1032
01:01:48,192 --> 01:01:49,594
They call me...
1033
01:01:51,829 --> 01:01:53,132
H...
1034
01:01:53,197 --> 01:01:54,866
My bad.
I should've introduced you.
1035
01:01:54,932 --> 01:01:56,401
I'll make it quick.
1036
01:02:00,438 --> 01:02:02,407
Meet the daughter
of the richest,
1037
01:02:02,473 --> 01:02:05,810
most powerful Mafia don
in Gotham City.
1038
01:02:05,877 --> 01:02:08,312
Helena Bertinelli.
1039
01:02:08,379 --> 01:02:10,882
Yep, that Bertinelli.
1040
01:02:12,583 --> 01:02:13,885
One day,
she comes home to find
1041
01:02:13,952 --> 01:02:16,587
her whole family
in the living room.
1042
01:02:16,654 --> 01:02:17,755
Momma.
1043
01:02:19,524 --> 01:02:23,895
Anyone and everyone with
Bertinelli blood is there.
1044
01:02:25,830 --> 01:02:29,168
Oh, and that?
That's Stefano Galante.
1045
01:02:29,233 --> 01:02:30,601
The guy
making the play for
1046
01:02:30,668 --> 01:02:32,904
the Bertinelli
turf and fortune.
1047
01:02:56,661 --> 01:02:59,965
When one of the goons
finds the kid alive,
1048
01:03:00,032 --> 01:03:02,034
the big softy
sneaks her outta there
1049
01:03:02,101 --> 01:03:04,535
and hides her away in Sicily.
1050
01:03:04,602 --> 01:03:06,804
Where she is raised
by his own
1051
01:03:06,871 --> 01:03:10,008
father and brother.
Both assassins.
1052
01:03:17,348 --> 01:03:21,719
She spends the next 15 years
thinking only of revenge.
1053
01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:24,322
So, she starts training.
1054
01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:27,492
When she was ready,
1055
01:03:27,558 --> 01:03:28,893
and by "ready" I mean
1056
01:03:28,961 --> 01:03:30,963
a badass motherfucking
killing machine,
1057
01:03:34,599 --> 01:03:35,900
she moves back
to Gotham.
1058
01:03:35,968 --> 01:03:37,635
Starts working
on that kill list.
1059
01:03:46,111 --> 01:03:48,446
She has the murder stuff
down, but the rest?
1060
01:03:48,513 --> 01:03:49,614
Do you know who I am?
1061
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:52,117
Do you know who I am?
1062
01:03:52,184 --> 01:03:53,651
Still a
work in progress.
1063
01:03:56,255 --> 01:03:57,956
Do you know who I am?
1064
01:03:58,023 --> 01:03:59,423
The Crossbow Killer.
1065
01:03:59,490 --> 01:04:00,825
They call me...
1066
01:04:00,892 --> 01:04:02,860
The Crossbow Killer.
1067
01:04:02,927 --> 01:04:04,428
They call me...
1068
01:04:04,495 --> 01:04:07,298
The Crossbow Killer?
1069
01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:08,699
They call me...
1070
01:04:11,936 --> 01:04:13,038
Huntress.
1071
01:04:13,105 --> 01:04:15,573
She calls herself Huntress.
1072
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,543
Fucking fabulous,
if you ask me.
1073
01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:21,345
And who are you
looking for?
1074
01:04:27,518 --> 01:04:29,054
Great club.
1075
01:04:29,121 --> 01:04:30,688
Quinn got the girl.
1076
01:04:30,755 --> 01:04:31,756
And?
1077
01:04:32,490 --> 01:04:33,992
And they disappeared.
1078
01:04:35,994 --> 01:04:37,862
Fuck!
1079
01:04:39,264 --> 01:04:40,498
Fuck!
1080
01:04:47,272 --> 01:04:48,840
What is she laughing at?
1081
01:04:50,641 --> 01:04:51,943
Is she laughing at me?
1082
01:04:52,010 --> 01:04:53,411
She is.
1083
01:04:53,477 --> 01:04:55,247
No, she's not.
She's...
1084
01:04:55,314 --> 01:04:57,648
What are you laughing at,
Erika?
1085
01:04:57,715 --> 01:04:59,617
Roman, you gotta
hear this.
1086
01:04:59,684 --> 01:05:02,353
- It's hilarious.
- Get on the table.
1087
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,654
- Oh.
- Ooh.
1088
01:05:03,721 --> 01:05:05,890
You're being a total kook.
1089
01:05:07,226 --> 01:05:09,161
Get on the fucking table.
1090
01:05:10,761 --> 01:05:14,333
This is my club.
Get up now.
1091
01:05:14,398 --> 01:05:15,833
- Okay.
- Now.
1092
01:05:18,469 --> 01:05:19,804
Whoa.
1093
01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:23,474
Now, dance.
1094
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:31,749
Dance.
Dance, Erika!
1095
01:05:31,816 --> 01:05:33,051
Okay.
1096
01:05:40,691 --> 01:05:43,394
This dress
is fucking hideous.
1097
01:05:45,063 --> 01:05:46,131
Take it off.
1098
01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,667
Take your dress off.
1099
01:05:51,736 --> 01:05:53,905
Get up there and
fucking cut it off her.
1100
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,209
Do it now!
1101
01:05:57,276 --> 01:05:59,510
Take her fucking dress off.
1102
01:05:59,577 --> 01:06:01,412
Just rip it off her.
Hurry up!
1103
01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:02,880
Hurry up!
1104
01:06:04,649 --> 01:06:06,318
- Fucking do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1105
01:06:06,385 --> 01:06:07,386
Do it.
1106
01:06:10,956 --> 01:06:13,791
Yeah. Beautiful.
1107
01:06:29,074 --> 01:06:31,776
You wouldn't betray me,
would you?
1108
01:06:33,979 --> 01:06:36,081
I was just
gonna go look for the girl.
1109
01:06:36,148 --> 01:06:38,417
Oh, no, no, no.
I want you to stay here with me.
1110
01:06:38,482 --> 01:06:41,686
I want you to stay here
with me close.
1111
01:06:41,752 --> 01:06:44,222
You soothe me,
little bird.
1112
01:06:58,703 --> 01:06:59,904
Oh, good.
You got it.
1113
01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:01,505
Did you trace the messages?
1114
01:07:01,572 --> 01:07:03,808
You stole evidence
from an active crime scene,
1115
01:07:03,874 --> 01:07:05,243
and then had it
sent to my office.
1116
01:07:06,610 --> 01:07:08,146
Renee, what were
you thinking?
1117
01:07:08,213 --> 01:07:11,249
Roman is the one that put
a price on the kid's head.
1118
01:07:11,316 --> 01:07:13,018
Okay? I had to.
1119
01:07:13,085 --> 01:07:14,453
I can't get into it
right now...
1120
01:07:14,518 --> 01:07:16,221
Renee, you need help.
1121
01:07:16,288 --> 01:07:18,323
What are you talking about?
1122
01:07:18,390 --> 01:07:20,624
She's right.
1123
01:07:20,691 --> 01:07:24,229
You are a good cop, Montoya,
but you've lost your way.
1124
01:07:25,464 --> 01:07:26,864
What?
1125
01:07:26,931 --> 01:07:28,566
I'm sorry.
Okay?
1126
01:07:28,632 --> 01:07:30,469
You gave me no choice.
1127
01:07:30,534 --> 01:07:32,536
- Did you sell me out?
- I'm sorry.
1128
01:07:33,171 --> 01:07:34,672
You're suspended.
1129
01:07:35,673 --> 01:07:37,875
Your badge
and your gun, now.
1130
01:07:41,712 --> 01:07:45,250
If you've ever
watched any cop movie ever,
1131
01:07:45,317 --> 01:07:47,852
you know that this is
when shit gets real.
1132
01:07:47,918 --> 01:07:49,854
What's the point
of the badge,
1133
01:07:51,622 --> 01:07:53,758
when it means
fuck all anyway?
1134
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,661
Right, Captain?
1135
01:07:57,728 --> 01:07:59,563
No cop
ever gets anything done
1136
01:07:59,630 --> 01:08:01,832
until after they've
been suspended.
1137
01:08:04,002 --> 01:08:05,636
Which would've
had me worried,
1138
01:08:05,703 --> 01:08:08,773
only I had
more pressing concerns.
1139
01:08:08,839 --> 01:08:10,541
And that is why
you should never partake
1140
01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,943
in paying
federal income taxes.
1141
01:08:13,011 --> 01:08:14,845
Hey,
you'll ruin your nails.
1142
01:08:18,216 --> 01:08:19,484
Thank you.
1143
01:08:19,550 --> 01:08:21,520
Anyway, lesson 37.
1144
01:08:21,585 --> 01:08:22,988
Why...
1145
01:08:24,423 --> 01:08:25,790
You said
they wouldn't find us.
1146
01:08:25,856 --> 01:08:28,826
Chillax.
No one knows we're here.
1147
01:08:28,893 --> 01:08:31,729
Harleen Quinzel,
this is Gotham Police.
1148
01:08:31,796 --> 01:08:33,731
Okay.
So they know.
1149
01:08:33,798 --> 01:08:35,100
Let's scram.
1150
01:08:37,536 --> 01:08:39,004
Open the door.
1151
01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:41,239
Holy back door, Beavy.
This is getting outta hand.
1152
01:08:41,306 --> 01:08:42,541
Bruce, come here.
1153
01:08:42,606 --> 01:08:43,941
I can hear you!
Open the door.
1154
01:08:45,177 --> 01:08:46,178
What is that?
1155
01:08:47,379 --> 01:08:49,747
See you in hell, Harley!
1156
01:08:52,150 --> 01:08:53,985
Get under the table!
1157
01:08:56,221 --> 01:08:58,223
Bruce? Bruce!
1158
01:08:58,290 --> 01:08:59,324
Come here! No!
1159
01:09:10,068 --> 01:09:11,069
Bruce?
1160
01:09:12,971 --> 01:09:15,340
Come here, boy.
Bruce?
1161
01:09:18,343 --> 01:09:19,344
Bruce?
1162
01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:22,080
Bruce?
1163
01:09:23,881 --> 01:09:25,951
This doesn't make sense.
1164
01:09:26,017 --> 01:09:28,220
It doesn't make sense.
I don't understand.
1165
01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:30,621
No one knew
we were here.
1166
01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,224
No one knew we were
here, except...
1167
01:09:33,225 --> 01:09:34,292
Doc.
1168
01:09:34,359 --> 01:09:35,360
Oh, my God. Doc?
1169
01:09:37,462 --> 01:09:39,663
Doc? Where is he?
1170
01:09:41,133 --> 01:09:42,267
Doc?
1171
01:09:42,334 --> 01:09:46,171
I can't find Bruce.
I can't find him. I...
1172
01:09:52,743 --> 01:09:54,513
No.
1173
01:09:54,579 --> 01:09:56,680
I'm sorry, lotus flower.
1174
01:09:56,747 --> 01:09:58,483
You sold me out?
1175
01:09:58,550 --> 01:10:01,719
Too many people offering
me too much money.
1176
01:10:03,155 --> 01:10:05,890
I have enough now to
open up a new restaurant.
1177
01:10:06,657 --> 01:10:08,026
A really nice one.
1178
01:10:08,093 --> 01:10:09,327
But, Doc,
1179
01:10:10,095 --> 01:10:11,896
it's me.
1180
01:10:11,963 --> 01:10:13,965
It's just business.
1181
01:10:40,791 --> 01:10:44,162
This next
bit ain't very pretty.
1182
01:10:45,230 --> 01:10:47,299
- You're right.
- Harley?
1183
01:10:47,865 --> 01:10:49,134
He's right.
1184
01:10:51,403 --> 01:10:53,004
Business is business.
1185
01:10:53,904 --> 01:10:56,374
I've got the kid.
1186
01:10:56,441 --> 01:10:57,642
But I'm gonna need to
1187
01:10:57,708 --> 01:10:59,377
renegotiate
the terms of our deal.
1188
01:10:59,444 --> 01:11:01,012
If I hand her over,
1189
01:11:01,079 --> 01:11:03,548
I want everyone who's
after me to back off.
1190
01:11:03,615 --> 01:11:06,985
Quinn,
bring me the rock now
1191
01:11:07,052 --> 01:11:08,987
and I guarantee
your safety.
1192
01:11:09,054 --> 01:11:12,756
I own this town.
You'll have my protection.
1193
01:11:12,823 --> 01:11:14,492
Fine.
1194
01:11:14,559 --> 01:11:18,829
Meet me at Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap. In one hour.
1195
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,641
Quit judging.
1196
01:11:32,843 --> 01:11:34,045
Zsasz!
1197
01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:42,587
Come on, kid.
1198
01:11:42,654 --> 01:11:44,589
Let's get you
somewhere safe.
1199
01:11:44,656 --> 01:11:45,789
We got them.
1200
01:11:49,728 --> 01:11:51,463
Little bird!
1201
01:11:51,529 --> 01:11:54,898
You're gonna be
driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.
1202
01:11:54,966 --> 01:11:59,170
Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap.
1203
01:11:59,237 --> 01:12:01,573
Do we have
to bring them back?
1204
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:05,110
I think you can manage
a couple of little girls.
1205
01:12:06,244 --> 01:12:08,846
Just bring me back
my diamond.
1206
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:56,361
What is it?
1207
01:12:57,729 --> 01:12:58,929
Nothing.
1208
01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:13,411
Pull over.
1209
01:13:13,478 --> 01:13:14,679
What?
1210
01:13:14,746 --> 01:13:17,415
Pull the fucking car
over now.
1211
01:13:19,751 --> 01:13:21,619
I gotta take a leak.
1212
01:13:24,622 --> 01:13:27,692
She betrayed you, boss.
She betrayed you.
1213
01:13:27,759 --> 01:13:29,160
Are you sure?
1214
01:13:29,227 --> 01:13:32,163
Your little bird's
a fucking rat.
1215
01:13:39,371 --> 01:13:41,373
You want me
to kill her?
1216
01:13:44,709 --> 01:13:45,777
No.
1217
01:13:45,844 --> 01:13:48,046
No. No.
1218
01:13:48,113 --> 01:13:50,048
I'll come to you.
1219
01:14:25,550 --> 01:14:28,286
I thought we were friends.
And you...
1220
01:14:28,353 --> 01:14:30,021
You saw what it's
like for me out there.
1221
01:14:30,088 --> 01:14:31,756
I didn't have a choice.
1222
01:14:31,823 --> 01:14:35,059
And if you go before he gets
here, everything will be fine.
1223
01:14:36,861 --> 01:14:38,396
Harley.
1224
01:14:38,463 --> 01:14:41,199
I'm sorry, kid. I am.
1225
01:14:51,443 --> 01:14:52,644
That was fast.
1226
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:57,549
She's in...
1227
01:14:57,615 --> 01:14:59,083
Where's Cassandra Cain?
1228
01:14:59,150 --> 01:15:01,619
You? Again?
1229
01:15:10,895 --> 01:15:11,963
Are you drunk?
1230
01:15:12,030 --> 01:15:13,631
Come on.
1231
01:15:13,698 --> 01:15:14,699
Okay.
1232
01:15:37,088 --> 01:15:38,456
Right in the tit.
1233
01:15:44,395 --> 01:15:46,531
Where's Cassandra Cain?
1234
01:15:47,699 --> 01:15:48,700
Cass.
1235
01:15:55,373 --> 01:15:58,142
You killed my sandwich!
1236
01:16:05,216 --> 01:16:06,618
Bye-bye, birdie.
1237
01:16:08,086 --> 01:16:09,287
Ow!
1238
01:16:11,022 --> 01:16:12,757
No fair.
1239
01:16:12,824 --> 01:16:14,492
Was that really necessary?
1240
01:16:14,559 --> 01:16:16,494
You don't know her
like I do.
1241
01:16:17,061 --> 01:16:18,263
Cass?
1242
01:16:22,166 --> 01:16:23,635
Oh, thank God.
1243
01:16:24,569 --> 01:16:25,904
I'm gonna get you
outta here.
1244
01:16:25,971 --> 01:16:27,272
Did she really tape you
1245
01:16:27,338 --> 01:16:29,140
- to a damn toilet?
- Mmm-hmm.
1246
01:16:30,808 --> 01:16:31,876
Hmm.
1247
01:16:31,943 --> 01:16:33,511
This is nice.
1248
01:16:34,345 --> 01:16:36,180
You're still conscious.
1249
01:16:38,283 --> 01:16:39,617
You can still feel?
1250
01:16:39,684 --> 01:16:42,787
Look at me.
Are you a good girl, now?
1251
01:16:44,389 --> 01:16:48,693
"I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl."
1252
01:16:59,837 --> 01:17:01,205
I got one
1253
01:17:02,041 --> 01:17:03,374
for all the little birds
1254
01:17:03,441 --> 01:17:07,211
I helped fly away
from this world.
1255
01:17:07,278 --> 01:17:10,114
I'm saving
a special spot for you.
1256
01:17:11,316 --> 01:17:12,784
Right here.
1257
01:17:17,922 --> 01:17:18,923
You're gonna
have to be quiet.
1258
01:17:18,991 --> 01:17:20,158
- Ow!
- Hi.
1259
01:17:20,224 --> 01:17:21,693
What are you guys doing?
1260
01:17:25,663 --> 01:17:28,600
Oh, I know
where the diamond is.
1261
01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:31,836
Is that rock
still inside you?
1262
01:17:34,872 --> 01:17:36,474
Oh, God.
1263
01:17:39,577 --> 01:17:40,612
Stop.
1264
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:44,248
The hell, Zsasz?
1265
01:17:45,017 --> 01:17:46,184
Cut her open.
1266
01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:47,685
Stop fucking around.
1267
01:17:47,752 --> 01:17:49,120
You heard me.
1268
01:17:49,187 --> 01:17:51,489
Cut her fucking open.
1269
01:17:51,556 --> 01:17:54,559
Okay. No, no. No, no, no.
See, she's just a kid.
1270
01:17:54,626 --> 01:17:56,996
You're a filthy
fucking rat.
1271
01:17:57,062 --> 01:17:58,596
I'm a rat?
1272
01:17:58,663 --> 01:18:02,233
I knew you couldn't be trusted.
Roman's little bird.
1273
01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:04,702
You little fucking bird.
1274
01:18:04,769 --> 01:18:07,438
That's why he needs me
to look out for him.
1275
01:18:09,273 --> 01:18:12,410
That's why he needs me
to take care of him.
1276
01:18:13,979 --> 01:18:17,049
You know you're just
being paranoid, Zsasz.
1277
01:18:17,116 --> 01:18:18,349
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
1278
01:18:18,416 --> 01:18:19,717
Prove it to me.
1279
01:18:20,986 --> 01:18:23,287
Rip open
her little tummy.
1280
01:18:23,354 --> 01:18:24,856
Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
1281
01:18:24,922 --> 01:18:27,258
Now! Rip it open!
1282
01:18:40,905 --> 01:18:42,874
You piece of shit!
1283
01:18:51,182 --> 01:18:52,383
Freeze!
1284
01:18:56,254 --> 01:18:57,689
Don't fucking move.
1285
01:19:00,092 --> 01:19:01,726
Who the fuck are you?
1286
01:19:08,900 --> 01:19:09,968
Go get the kid.
1287
01:19:10,035 --> 01:19:11,536
All right.
1288
01:19:11,602 --> 01:19:13,371
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Back the fuck up!
1289
01:19:13,438 --> 01:19:16,041
- Get away from me. All of you.
- Put that shit down.
1290
01:19:16,108 --> 01:19:18,143
Shoot them, kid.
1291
01:19:18,209 --> 01:19:22,081
You, put that stupid-ass
Robin Hood piece of shit down!
1292
01:19:22,147 --> 01:19:25,216
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm...
- Don't move!
1293
01:19:25,283 --> 01:19:26,952
Okay.
1294
01:19:27,019 --> 01:19:29,320
I don't know what
the fuck is going on.
1295
01:19:29,387 --> 01:19:30,922
But I know
that this shit stick...
1296
01:19:32,557 --> 01:19:34,559
...just tried to gut me.
1297
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:36,561
And you.
1298
01:19:38,663 --> 01:19:40,465
Thought you were different.
1299
01:19:43,234 --> 01:19:44,635
I'm sorry, kid.
1300
01:19:46,972 --> 01:19:49,741
I'm just a terrible person,
I guess.
1301
01:19:56,714 --> 01:19:57,715
Ooh!
1302
01:19:58,449 --> 01:19:59,784
Ooh, I'm back.
1303
01:19:59,851 --> 01:20:01,753
Okay, I feel like
I've just walked in on
1304
01:20:01,819 --> 01:20:03,321
something I don't
give two shits about.
1305
01:20:03,387 --> 01:20:04,555
This guy's dead,
so I'm just
1306
01:20:04,622 --> 01:20:06,058
gonna get outta your hair. Cool?
1307
01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:08,726
No. Wait. She's lying.
She works for Sionis.
1308
01:20:08,793 --> 01:20:10,928
Excuse me?
I work for Sionis?
1309
01:20:12,497 --> 01:20:15,234
I'm not letting you
sell the kid to him.
1310
01:20:15,299 --> 01:20:16,667
I wasn't going
to sell the kid.
1311
01:20:16,734 --> 01:20:18,369
I was going
to trade the kid.
1312
01:20:18,436 --> 01:20:20,239
Yeah. To save your own stupid skin.
Huh?
1313
01:20:20,304 --> 01:20:21,472
I'm not proud
of what I did,
1314
01:20:21,539 --> 01:20:23,307
but I had
half the city after me.
1315
01:20:23,374 --> 01:20:25,276
Even the fucking
Crossbow Killer.
1316
01:20:25,343 --> 01:20:27,079
I'm not
the Crossbow Killer!
1317
01:20:27,146 --> 01:20:28,346
Whoa.
1318
01:20:30,082 --> 01:20:31,183
They call me...
1319
01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,817
Helena Bertinelli.
1320
01:20:32,884 --> 01:20:33,751
For fuck's sake.
1321
01:20:33,818 --> 01:20:35,887
As in
the Bertinelli massacre?
1322
01:20:35,954 --> 01:20:39,958
Sheesh kebab.
That is childhood trauma, right there.
1323
01:20:45,663 --> 01:20:47,732
I killed Galante.
1324
01:20:51,502 --> 01:20:53,172
I killed his firing squad.
1325
01:20:58,143 --> 01:21:00,745
I killed Victor Zsasz.
1326
01:21:06,350 --> 01:21:07,953
And now I'm done.
1327
01:21:09,787 --> 01:21:10,888
Bravo.
1328
01:21:15,927 --> 01:21:17,695
So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna leave now.
1329
01:21:17,762 --> 01:21:20,098
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
1330
01:21:20,165 --> 01:21:21,599
I hate to be the one
to break it to you,
1331
01:21:21,666 --> 01:21:24,002
sweetheart,
but you are not done.
1332
01:21:24,069 --> 01:21:25,137
Who do you think funded
1333
01:21:25,204 --> 01:21:26,771
Galante's little
power grab, huh?
1334
01:21:26,838 --> 01:21:28,606
Galante was
working with Sionis.
1335
01:21:28,673 --> 01:21:30,976
Roman killed your whole
family looking for that rock.
1336
01:21:31,043 --> 01:21:33,911
You don't think
he's gonna kill this kid?
1337
01:21:33,979 --> 01:21:36,614
That diamond is our only
chance of stopping him.
1338
01:21:36,681 --> 01:21:37,849
You guys.
1339
01:21:37,915 --> 01:21:40,484
Hey, I think
you should see this.
1340
01:21:42,988 --> 01:21:44,022
Oh.
1341
01:21:44,089 --> 01:21:45,756
It's Sionis.
1342
01:21:58,103 --> 01:22:00,305
We're fucked.
1343
01:22:00,371 --> 01:22:02,440
He bought himself an army.
1344
01:22:11,116 --> 01:22:12,117
They're all here for me.
1345
01:22:14,286 --> 01:22:15,820
Aren't they?
1346
01:22:22,460 --> 01:22:24,229
- No.
- They're not?
1347
01:22:24,296 --> 01:22:26,497
No, they're not.
1348
01:22:26,564 --> 01:22:28,100
Do you know
what that means?
1349
01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:29,700
That means he's not just
after the kid anymore.
1350
01:22:29,767 --> 01:22:31,203
He's after all of us.
1351
01:22:31,270 --> 01:22:34,106
He's sure as hell after me.
I just robbed him.
1352
01:22:34,172 --> 01:22:37,408
You just betrayed him.
You just killed his BFF.
1353
01:22:37,475 --> 01:22:38,843
And you're dumb enough
1354
01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:40,945
to be building
a case against him.
1355
01:22:41,013 --> 01:22:43,748
So, unless we all wanna
die very unpleasant deaths
1356
01:22:43,814 --> 01:22:45,516
and let Roman
go finger-fishing
1357
01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:47,185
in the kid's intestinal tract,
1358
01:22:48,686 --> 01:22:50,122
we're gonna have
to work together.
1359
01:22:51,390 --> 01:22:52,757
With you?
1360
01:22:52,823 --> 01:22:54,059
Yeah.
1361
01:22:54,126 --> 01:22:55,626
We're gonna work together,
1362
01:22:55,693 --> 01:22:57,162
and we'll get outta here
in one piece, okay?
1363
01:23:01,366 --> 01:23:02,667
Okay.
1364
01:23:03,601 --> 01:23:06,038
Yeah. Okay.
1365
01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:10,075
Sure.
1366
01:23:10,142 --> 01:23:11,509
Yes!
1367
01:23:11,575 --> 01:23:13,878
But we are gonna need
some serious hardware.
1368
01:23:13,945 --> 01:23:14,946
Mmm-hmm.
1369
01:23:18,683 --> 01:23:21,485
Will this do?
1370
01:23:22,955 --> 01:23:23,921
No.
1371
01:23:23,989 --> 01:23:25,790
Not at all.
1372
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:29,694
We're dead.
We're fucking dead.
1373
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,030
That slimy jizznozzle!
I can't believe
1374
01:23:32,097 --> 01:23:33,966
- he took it all!
- We're fucked.
1375
01:23:34,032 --> 01:23:36,567
- Fuck!
- Uh, there's this.
1376
01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:43,976
Okay.
1377
01:23:55,354 --> 01:24:00,125
Friends,
brothers, men of Gotham.
1378
01:24:01,193 --> 01:24:05,863
I have funded you.
I've protected you.
1379
01:24:05,930 --> 01:24:09,900
I've scratched your backs
and kept you outta jail.
1380
01:24:09,968 --> 01:24:12,703
Well, now it's time
to say thank you.
1381
01:24:13,938 --> 01:24:16,008
Go show those little bitches
1382
01:24:16,074 --> 01:24:19,877
you don't mess
with Roman Sionis.
1383
01:24:19,944 --> 01:24:23,482
Half a mil to whoever
brings me the girl alive.
1384
01:24:23,547 --> 01:24:25,783
The rest you can kill.
1385
01:24:31,889 --> 01:24:32,890
Dope.
1386
01:24:34,692 --> 01:24:36,328
Oh, no, no, no.
Not that one.
1387
01:24:36,395 --> 01:24:38,596
Sentimental value.
Try this.
1388
01:24:40,664 --> 01:24:42,034
You're kidding.
1389
01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:43,801
What?
Gotta take care of the girls.
1390
01:24:43,868 --> 01:24:45,636
Isn't this fun?
It's just like a sleepover.
1391
01:24:45,703 --> 01:24:47,973
We should order pizza.
Make cosmos.
1392
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:50,142
- Harley, focus. Yeah.
- Okay.
1393
01:24:51,443 --> 01:24:52,810
Hey, nice.
What the hell is up
1394
01:24:52,877 --> 01:24:54,079
with this bow
and arrow shtick?
1395
01:24:54,146 --> 01:24:55,613
It's not a fucking
bow and arrow.
1396
01:24:55,679 --> 01:24:57,149
It's a crossbow.
I'm not 12.
1397
01:24:57,215 --> 01:24:58,949
I love this chick.
She's got rage issues.
1398
01:24:59,017 --> 01:25:00,684
I don't have rage issues.
1399
01:25:00,751 --> 01:25:03,355
You know,
psychologically speaking,
1400
01:25:03,422 --> 01:25:06,191
vengeance rarely brings
the catharsis we hope for.
1401
01:25:06,258 --> 01:25:07,526
Yeah.
1402
01:25:07,591 --> 01:25:10,062
Are we ready?
Bad guys, just outside.
1403
01:25:14,399 --> 01:25:15,666
Shit. Get down.
1404
01:25:17,469 --> 01:25:18,803
Down here!
1405
01:25:20,505 --> 01:25:21,772
Cass!
1406
01:25:21,839 --> 01:25:23,841
- Follow me!
- Go, go, go, go!
1407
01:25:23,908 --> 01:25:25,377
Go!
1408
01:25:29,713 --> 01:25:31,249
Holy shit!
1409
01:25:52,270 --> 01:25:53,572
What?
1410
01:25:53,637 --> 01:25:55,706
You are so cool.
1411
01:25:55,773 --> 01:25:57,409
Okay. This way.
1412
01:26:06,218 --> 01:26:07,586
Get ready, ladies.
1413
01:26:18,296 --> 01:26:19,564
Don't worry.
You're gonna make it.
1414
01:26:19,630 --> 01:26:21,099
Okay? Okay.
1415
01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:23,901
What the...
Go! Go, go, go!
1416
01:26:24,603 --> 01:26:25,803
Fuck.
1417
01:26:27,938 --> 01:26:29,141
Shit.
1418
01:26:39,117 --> 01:26:40,385
Whoa. Shit!
1419
01:26:59,770 --> 01:27:01,139
Motherfucker.
1420
01:27:14,452 --> 01:27:16,488
Let me go!
1421
01:27:16,555 --> 01:27:18,156
Gotcha.
1422
01:27:19,324 --> 01:27:20,358
This way!
1423
01:27:20,425 --> 01:27:21,960
Come on. Come on.
It's okay. Come on.
1424
01:27:22,027 --> 01:27:24,029
You shouldn't
have to see this.
1425
01:27:24,095 --> 01:27:25,863
Here, hold on to this
for me, okay?
1426
01:27:25,930 --> 01:27:27,232
That's all you think about.
1427
01:27:27,299 --> 01:27:28,600
Just close your eyes
and hold it tight. Okay?
1428
01:27:30,168 --> 01:27:32,137
Here. Get down. Come on.
You'll be safe.
1429
01:28:14,312 --> 01:28:15,313
Canary!
1430
01:28:16,814 --> 01:28:18,717
You okay?
1431
01:28:18,782 --> 01:28:20,385
We gotta go this way!
1432
01:28:22,721 --> 01:28:24,289
Ugh. More?
1433
01:28:24,356 --> 01:28:26,291
When the fuck did she have
time to do a shoe change?
1434
01:28:26,358 --> 01:28:27,492
Come on.
1435
01:28:34,532 --> 01:28:35,533
Thanks.
1436
01:28:49,014 --> 01:28:50,215
Duck!
1437
01:28:54,519 --> 01:28:55,853
- Hair tie?
- Yeah.
1438
01:28:56,755 --> 01:28:57,821
Ah, fuck!
1439
01:29:02,926 --> 01:29:04,195
I got him!
1440
01:29:07,666 --> 01:29:08,967
Get back here, kid!
1441
01:29:12,771 --> 01:29:14,172
Who's got the kid?
1442
01:29:26,817 --> 01:29:28,019
Get down!
1443
01:29:38,430 --> 01:29:41,132
Please, no more.
1444
01:29:45,804 --> 01:29:47,238
So, forgive me yet?
1445
01:29:47,305 --> 01:29:48,373
Get off me.
1446
01:29:53,078 --> 01:29:55,380
Anyone else hungry?
I know a great taco spot.
1447
01:29:55,447 --> 01:29:56,781
- I'm starving.
- I love tacos.
1448
01:29:56,847 --> 01:29:58,149
Really?
1449
01:30:06,358 --> 01:30:08,093
Down! Get down!
1450
01:30:08,159 --> 01:30:09,728
You're okay.
You're okay.
1451
01:30:09,794 --> 01:30:12,397
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Let me check it.
1452
01:30:14,865 --> 01:30:16,101
Get off!
1453
01:30:16,167 --> 01:30:17,535
I got you.
1454
01:30:17,602 --> 01:30:19,237
Ooh!
1455
01:30:19,304 --> 01:30:21,806
Aren't you glad you wore that?
Sexy and bulletproof.
1456
01:30:21,872 --> 01:30:24,776
Harley! No!
Get off me!
1457
01:30:24,843 --> 01:30:25,909
Harley!
1458
01:30:25,977 --> 01:30:27,545
They got the kid.
Shit!
1459
01:30:27,612 --> 01:30:32,050
We can't let them get her.
I trust you.
1460
01:30:32,117 --> 01:30:33,952
- One bullet?
- Please help me!
1461
01:30:34,018 --> 01:30:35,520
Has anyone
got any bullets?
1462
01:30:35,587 --> 01:30:37,756
Fuck. I'm out.
1463
01:30:37,822 --> 01:30:40,959
I can't get out there.
I just need to get through.
1464
01:30:41,025 --> 01:30:42,926
- We gotta go. We gotta move.
- Shit.
1465
01:30:42,994 --> 01:30:44,662
Guys, they're in the car.
1466
01:30:44,729 --> 01:30:46,631
They're getting away.
1467
01:30:46,698 --> 01:30:48,233
- Get in there!
- Get off!
1468
01:30:50,668 --> 01:30:52,570
Shit! I'm out.
1469
01:30:52,637 --> 01:30:54,339
Guys, come on.
They're closing in.
1470
01:30:55,874 --> 01:30:59,144
Canary, you know
what you have to do!
1471
01:30:59,210 --> 01:31:02,147
Cover your ears!
You better get her back.
1472
01:31:22,167 --> 01:31:24,469
Told ya she had
a killer voice.
1473
01:31:45,824 --> 01:31:47,025
Need a ride?
1474
01:32:12,851 --> 01:32:14,052
Get her!
1475
01:32:44,984 --> 01:32:46,784
Oh!
1476
01:32:57,562 --> 01:32:58,663
Whip me!
1477
01:32:58,730 --> 01:32:59,764
What?
1478
01:32:59,831 --> 01:33:01,199
- Whip me!
- Okay.
1479
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,241
Kid!
1480
01:33:10,808 --> 01:33:11,809
Harley!
1481
01:33:12,944 --> 01:33:14,145
Shoot her!
1482
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:23,888
Harley!
1483
01:33:23,956 --> 01:33:25,456
Hit the brakes!
1484
01:33:45,109 --> 01:33:46,477
No!
1485
01:33:59,857 --> 01:34:00,858
Uh-oh.
1486
01:34:27,885 --> 01:34:29,187
Kid!
1487
01:34:41,132 --> 01:34:42,567
Harley!
1488
01:35:00,351 --> 01:35:01,919
Well,
we always did share
1489
01:35:01,987 --> 01:35:03,321
a love of the dramatic.
1490
01:35:03,388 --> 01:35:04,589
Didn't we?
1491
01:35:06,924 --> 01:35:08,593
And look at us now.
1492
01:35:09,927 --> 01:35:12,530
But don't you see?
You're trying to kill me.
1493
01:35:12,597 --> 01:35:15,233
I'm the only one
who can protect you!
1494
01:35:17,835 --> 01:35:20,304
You know you can't
stand on your own, Quinn.
1495
01:35:20,371 --> 01:35:21,739
You're not the type!
1496
01:35:23,075 --> 01:35:26,310
But me?
You need me!
1497
01:35:40,558 --> 01:35:43,661
Here's the thing,
Romy baby.
1498
01:35:45,563 --> 01:35:47,699
Your protection is
based on the fact
1499
01:35:47,765 --> 01:35:50,002
that people
are scared of you.
1500
01:35:50,069 --> 01:35:51,970
Just like
they're scared of Mr. J.
1501
01:35:57,442 --> 01:36:00,211
But I'm the one
they should be scared of.
1502
01:36:00,278 --> 01:36:02,714
Not you, and not Mr. J.
1503
01:36:02,780 --> 01:36:06,185
'Cause
I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
1504
01:36:13,524 --> 01:36:14,792
Shit.
1505
01:36:16,327 --> 01:36:18,097
That was super embarrassing.
1506
01:36:18,163 --> 01:36:19,731
Hmm. Sure was.
1507
01:36:19,797 --> 01:36:23,601
You think you can beat me?
You're a fucking moron.
1508
01:36:25,137 --> 01:36:27,338
I'm sorry, kid.
1509
01:36:27,405 --> 01:36:29,074
And I'm sorry
I tried to sell you.
1510
01:36:29,141 --> 01:36:30,842
That was a dick move.
1511
01:36:32,443 --> 01:36:35,080
For what it's worth,
1512
01:36:35,147 --> 01:36:38,783
you made me want to be
a less terrible person.
1513
01:36:39,917 --> 01:36:41,319
Ew.
1514
01:36:41,385 --> 01:36:44,388
If we're apologizing for shit,
I should tell you something.
1515
01:36:44,455 --> 01:36:45,757
Excuse me!
1516
01:36:45,823 --> 01:36:48,359
I stole something from you.
1517
01:36:48,426 --> 01:36:50,428
You slippery-fingered
little turd.
1518
01:36:50,495 --> 01:36:52,097
I took your ring.
1519
01:36:52,164 --> 01:36:53,498
My ring?
1520
01:36:56,168 --> 01:36:57,368
Dope.
1521
01:37:17,321 --> 01:37:19,224
Cass! Harley!
1522
01:37:19,290 --> 01:37:20,725
We're okay.
1523
01:37:24,362 --> 01:37:25,897
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1524
01:37:26,697 --> 01:37:28,599
- He's gone?
- Mmm-hmm.
1525
01:37:28,666 --> 01:37:30,802
Good. Fuck that guy.
1526
01:37:30,868 --> 01:37:32,637
Yeah. Tacos?
1527
01:37:33,805 --> 01:37:35,207
No, but seriously.
1528
01:37:35,274 --> 01:37:37,142
You were very impressive
with that bow.
1529
01:37:37,209 --> 01:37:38,342
Very impressive.
1530
01:37:38,409 --> 01:37:39,644
It's a crossbow.
1531
01:37:39,710 --> 01:37:41,013
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
1532
01:37:41,079 --> 01:37:42,513
- Mmm-hmm.
- Morning margaritas!
1533
01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:43,714
Thank you. I got you.
1534
01:37:43,781 --> 01:37:44,916
- You drink, right, kid?
- Yeah.
1535
01:37:44,983 --> 01:37:46,484
I don't think so.
1536
01:37:46,551 --> 01:37:48,586
And I love that fucking
name, Huntress.
1537
01:37:48,653 --> 01:37:50,189
- Really?
- Yeah.
1538
01:37:50,255 --> 01:37:51,722
Oh, great name.
1539
01:37:51,789 --> 01:37:52,824
Wow.
1540
01:37:52,890 --> 01:37:55,493
Um... I really like
how you were able
1541
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:57,662
to kick so high
in those tight pants.
1542
01:37:57,728 --> 01:37:59,264
- Yeah, that is cool.
- Yeah.
1543
01:37:59,330 --> 01:38:01,099
- Thanks.
- Oh, um...
1544
01:38:01,166 --> 01:38:03,601
Thanks for the car.
1545
01:38:05,070 --> 01:38:06,637
You're welcome.
1546
01:38:06,704 --> 01:38:08,639
Kid, if that burrito
doesn't make you shit,
1547
01:38:08,706 --> 01:38:10,741
I don't know what will.
1548
01:38:12,510 --> 01:38:13,544
Give me a minute.
1549
01:38:15,314 --> 01:38:16,514
Yes!
1550
01:38:16,581 --> 01:38:19,084
Right.
1551
01:38:20,585 --> 01:38:22,054
I've given her prune
juice, laxatives.
1552
01:38:22,120 --> 01:38:24,422
I mean, the kid's got
a stomach made of steel.
1553
01:38:24,488 --> 01:38:26,757
And you know what?
I owe you an apology.
1554
01:38:27,358 --> 01:38:28,961
Me?
1555
01:38:29,027 --> 01:38:32,563
I underestimated you.
And I'm sorry.
1556
01:38:33,898 --> 01:38:35,900
I'm used to it.
1557
01:38:35,968 --> 01:38:39,370
Uh, Harley!
Bring the colander.
1558
01:38:40,973 --> 01:38:42,074
Ladies.
1559
01:38:42,140 --> 01:38:43,808
Have fun with that.
1560
01:38:45,110 --> 01:38:47,678
So, what now?
1561
01:38:47,745 --> 01:38:49,047
Sionis is gone,
but it's just
1562
01:38:49,114 --> 01:38:51,216
a matter of time
before some other asshole
1563
01:38:51,283 --> 01:38:52,683
tries to finish
what he started.
1564
01:38:52,750 --> 01:38:53,851
Right.
1565
01:38:53,918 --> 01:38:57,289
We gotta clean this city
from the inside out.
1566
01:38:57,356 --> 01:38:59,690
Does she always talk like
the cop in a bad '80s movie,
1567
01:38:59,757 --> 01:39:01,193
or is that just me?
1568
01:39:01,260 --> 01:39:02,361
Fuck you.
And fuck you.
1569
01:39:02,426 --> 01:39:03,761
What?
1570
01:39:03,828 --> 01:39:05,964
I mean,
we were amazing there.
1571
01:39:06,031 --> 01:39:07,332
Yeah! Hell yeah!
1572
01:39:07,398 --> 01:39:10,868
I agree completely.
So I'll do that, as well.
1573
01:39:10,935 --> 01:39:11,836
Thank you.
1574
01:39:11,903 --> 01:39:13,105
Right.
1575
01:39:13,171 --> 01:39:14,172
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
1576
01:39:17,042 --> 01:39:18,176
She stole my fucking car!
1577
01:39:18,243 --> 01:39:19,311
What?
1578
01:39:23,382 --> 01:39:24,749
I'm sorry.
1579
01:39:24,815 --> 01:39:26,385
I know
what you're thinking.
1580
01:39:26,450 --> 01:39:28,353
You think I'm a dick
after all that.
1581
01:39:28,419 --> 01:39:32,057
But you heard what the cop said.
Sionis is gone.
1582
01:39:32,124 --> 01:39:37,895
And those guys?
They're gonna be just fine.
1583
01:39:37,963 --> 01:39:39,430
Montoya's boss picked up
1584
01:39:39,497 --> 01:39:41,266
the gangbangers
at the Booby Trap.
1585
01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:44,735
And took all the credit
while he was at it.
1586
01:39:44,802 --> 01:39:45,836
Again.
1587
01:39:51,343 --> 01:39:53,045
It was the kick in
the balls she needed
1588
01:39:53,111 --> 01:39:54,946
to see that she had
nothing to prove
1589
01:39:55,013 --> 01:39:57,581
to those blowhard assholes.
1590
01:39:57,648 --> 01:40:00,218
She quit the same day.
1591
01:40:04,488 --> 01:40:06,824
We got the secret bank codes
off the diamond.
1592
01:40:06,891 --> 01:40:09,493
And Huntress
got her family money back.
1593
01:40:10,628 --> 01:40:11,829
She's using it to fund
1594
01:40:11,896 --> 01:40:13,631
a little
crime-fighting outfit.
1595
01:40:16,335 --> 01:40:20,638
They call themselves
the Birds of Prey.
1596
01:40:20,705 --> 01:40:23,674
I call them
dorky little do-gooders.
1597
01:40:26,044 --> 01:40:29,181
The rock itself was worth
a chunk of change,
1598
01:40:29,247 --> 01:40:30,681
so I pawned it.
1599
01:40:30,748 --> 01:40:32,516
And I invested the cash
in a little startup
1600
01:40:32,583 --> 01:40:34,186
making waves
in the East End.
1601
01:40:38,290 --> 01:40:40,025
Oh! And I found Bruce.
1602
01:40:40,092 --> 01:40:42,593
He was wandering
around Chinatown.
1603
01:40:42,660 --> 01:40:44,062
I guess it proves the theory
1604
01:40:44,129 --> 01:40:46,664
that hyenas
really do have nine lives.
1605
01:41:06,650 --> 01:41:10,489
Yeah, yeah.
I made the kid my apprentice.
1606
01:41:10,554 --> 01:41:12,290
Call me a softy.
1607
01:41:13,557 --> 01:41:14,825
I dare ya.
1608
01:41:19,364 --> 01:41:20,731
Mmm!
1609
01:43:20,085 --> 01:43:21,852
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1610
01:48:38,770 --> 01:48:41,272
Are you dummies
still sitting there?
1611
01:48:41,339 --> 01:48:43,341
Fine. Since you
stuck it out this long,
1612
01:48:43,408 --> 01:48:45,643
I'll tell you
a super-duper secret secret.
1613
01:48:45,710 --> 01:48:47,378
But you can't
tell anyone.
1614
01:48:47,445 --> 01:48:49,948
Okay.
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